AN: I do not own Fairytail
Crime Sorciere was visiting Fairytail again. Jellal was off somewhere with Erza. Meredy and Mira were tailing them to see if their favorite couple would finally get together. Cobra was at the Dragon Slayer meeting over at Gajeel's table. Richard was talking to Freed about ways to track down his brother. Sawyer was involved in an arm wrestling competition with Jet, Dory, Elfman, Gray and a few other Fairytail mages.
And Angel, well she was sitting at the bar all by herself. She would have talked to Lucy about how she was going with her Celestial magic, but her and Cana were away on a mission. Angel sighed heavily, just as Bickslow came up to the bar and ordered something to eat and drink from Kinana.
"Why so gloomy?" Bickslow asked.
"Gloomy, Gloomy." His babies chanted, dancing above his head.
Angel glared at Bickslow.
"I'm not gloomy." She snarled.
"Wow, no need to bring out the talons, Angel cake." Bickslow held both his hands up in surrender.
"Angel cake, Angel cake." His babies repeated.
"What did you call me?" Angel asked.
If looks could kill, Bickslow would be six feet under.
"Ahh…" was all Bickslow got out.
A few minutes latter Kinana came back out with Bickslow's order. Angel was nowhere to be seen and Bickslow was slowly pulling himself off the floor, using the barstool for support.
Sitting down on the stool, he asked Kinana, "Why are all girls bat shit crazy?"
"Crazy, Crazy." His babies chanted, from their hiding place in the rafters above the bar.
Kinana, who had already placed Bickslow's order on the bar in front of him, picked up his mug of beer, tipped it over his head and walked away.
Bickslow ate his food quickly and left the guild, figuring he would be pushing his luck if he stuck around any longer. There were too many females at the guild who could use him to take out their frustrations on.
AN: Read and Review please