(A.N this is my first PJO fic. So yeah. Let's see how it goes. Please review! Oh and I will be taking suggestions so keep your eye out for them. Oh and there might be pairings. I'll let you decide. I'm probably going to do Pothena but I have to figure out how to put that into here. I DO NOT OWN PJO, THE WII, OR SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL! Anyways onward with the story.)

Hermes was on his bed, which was in his palace, which was on Olympus, which was in the 600th floor on the empire state building, which was in New York, which was in America, which is on Earth, which was in space.

Hermes was tapping furiously on the Wii remote. "Die Kirby Die!" He yelled at the TV. Hermes has been playing Super Smash Bro. Brawl for almost 8 straight hours. And it was getting late. It was currently 3:00 am.

Screams and shouts were heard from outside his palace. Apollo, who's house was unfortunately next door, covered his ears with his pillows. "Kill me now!" he groaned.

"Oh yeah! 50 K.O's in a row! Who's the man? I am! Whoo!"

"That's it." Apollo thought as his eye twitched. He sleepily walked over to Hermes door. He took one deep breath before knocking, no wait, slamming on his door yelling, "Hermes shut up!" No answer. "That's it." he thought. He stepped back, shook his head, and kicked. His feet never even touched the door. The door opened and Hermes was standing there smiling. Apollo couldn't cancel his attack so his foot ended up hitting his chest.

"." Hermes simply said, not even sounding nor looking fazed.

"Uh..Hermes."

Hermes smile twitched. "You-you're done for s- snake."

Apollo shook his head, confused. "What are you talking about."

There was no verbal reply. Only a physical reply. Hermes raised his Wii remote and swung at Apollo.

"Woah! He-" Apollo was interrupted when Hermes swung once again.

One word and only one word entered Apollo's mind and his mind stated Run. Apollo ran away from Hermes as he chased him all around Olympus. They passed Zeus's palace on the way. Zeus rose his head up from his pillow when he heard screaming. He just ignored it and went right back to sleep.

*The next morning*

Athena, being an early bird, got up from bed. She was walking throughout Olympus, the wind messing up her hair.

"Hey." A familiar voice spoke.

Athena turned around to see her best friend Artemis.

"Hey Artemis." Athena replied, though she sounded quite tired and annoyed.

Artemis noticed this and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's just that I had trouble sleeping. I kept hearing these screams."

Artemis just blinked a couple of times. "Wait. You heard that too?"

They looked at each other wondering what could've gone wrong when they heard whimpering.

It seemed to be coming from the bush. Both goddesses drew their weapons, and revealed what was behind the bush. A shaken Apollo was rocking back and forth with his thumb in his mouth. " They'll never find us here. We'll escape into the North Pole soon. Then, we'll find the *giggle* ok. I won't say it, Isn't that right Mr. Squiggle?"

Athena and Artemis both raised an eyebrow. Apollo didn't seem to notice the two at first, but at last spotted them. "THEY FOUND US!" He yelled. While at it, he started pelting the two with blueberries.

They both shielded themselves. "What the heck is going on?" Athena yelled.

When Apollo finally ran out of berries to throw, Athena and Artemis carried him by the arm and lead him toward the council room.

"NO! SAVE YOURSELF MR. SQUIGGLES!"

He threw a rock with a face on it and threw it as far as he could.

*Minutes later*

Athena kicked the Council Room's doors open. Everyone was getting ready for a meeting. But I think that could be set aside for right now.

Both girls seated Apollo down on a chair, in the middle of the council.

"Look what happened! How did he end up like this?" Athena yelled.

"Like what?" Ares asked.

"YOU"LL NEVER GET ANYTHING OUT OF ME! NEVER!" Apollo yelled.

Athena pointed at him, as to prove her point.

"Doesn't he always act like that?" Ares asked. Demeter just smacked him behind the head.

"What do you think happened to him?" Artemis asked.

Everyone started shooting out possibilities on what could have had happened. "Maybe he ate too much cereal." One would say earning a glare from Demeter. "There is no such thing as eating too much cereal!" she stated. "Maybe Athena was teaching him some lessons and all that knowledge was just too strong for him to bare." Another person *cough* Poseidon *cough* would say.

"You're dead fish breath!" Athena made her spear appear (A.N hehe it rhymes) and started fighting with Poseidon. Before you know it everyone started fighting except for Artemis.

"Guys." She would say. No one paid attention to her.

"Guys." She would say even louder. Again, no one even looked up.

She was about to yell again when Apollo beat her to it. "JELLYBEANS!"

Silence fell upon the room their attention directed to Apollo.

"Thank you." Artemis thought.

"Now we have to figure out what happened. Apollo might grow more annoying be the minute. So.."

(A.N sorry I had to leave it at that but I wanted to at least post something. I am extremely busy so yeah. And I wanted to concentrate on my other story more. Tell me if I should continue. I promise I'll make future chapters awesome!)