The Unexpected files: The Warriors of the Golden Squirrel

by penguin adventures

The Penguins find themselves battling a new threat, three powerful spirit warriors who want to destroy the world. The Penguins, Lemurs, Squirrels, and Marlene are in a race against time to save the world from total destruction. But First they have to do battle with an unexpected villain...The Golden Squirrel Himself! Directly after Waters of Loch Ness and Into the Hidden World.

1. Skipper's Recap

Attention Civilians,

After the utter disaster that was our Smithsonian trip last month, Private booked a Scottish vacation. Private had planned for a week of "cultural" enrichment amid the ancient cities and highlands of Scotland. Unfortunately for him I high-jacked his vacation plans by arranging a expedition with Nigel and PAAT(Penguin Against Alien Threats). It was a well-staffed, well funded, and well equipped expedition to find the Famous Nessie. And when one morning on the loch My team found themselves aboard the S.S Nessie the crown jewel of the expedition. We had everything we ever needed; submersibles, drones, helicopters, the latest survey equipment, and even a hovercraft. Once I revealed the mission, Kowalski and Private were not impressive. Kowalski even tried to use "science" to prove that nessie did not exist and that the expedition was doomed. I decided to keep Kowalski on board to be the expedition's resident skeptic and debunker. Private rightfully went on a rant about (yet) another ruined vacation. Rico however was quickly on board wanting to met Nessie himself.

However the whole expedition was made unnecessary when Nessie decided just to show up. But she didn't show up just for a photo op she needed our help. Apparently she needed help escaping some poachers that were on her trail. We agreed to help mainly because I can't stand poachers. Kowalski suggested that we show them "nature's fury" and destroy their base camp. But as soon as I decided to go Hunter Hunting the Hunter's ship pulled up along side us. The hunters lead by the Infamous poacher Victor Hunt quickly boarded our craft. After a brief "conversation" the hunters loaded Nessie onto their ship, blew up our speedboat, and disabled the S.S. Nessie.

Wanting to save Nessie we boarded the helicopter and headed to Victor's Camp. Unfortunately we had we forced to retreat when we were attacked by the camp's Anti-aircraft gun. We returned to the S.S. Nessie and launched a Drone to take out the Anti-aircraft gun. The Drone was taken out by the Anti-aircraft gun, but not before the drone fired the fatal shot. In retaliation the hunters deployed a Apache helicopter to rain down death and destruction. Our make-ship Command Center was destroyed, our Submersible was lost, our helicopter consumed by fired, our ROV destroyed, and our pride was damaged. Rico managed to take out the Apache but we quickly learned that the hunters also sent a Ice-breaker. Or should I say Ship-breaker.

We managed to escape on the Hovercraft before our Ship was split in half. Once we returned to our Expedition base camp, I declared the Expedition over. After I sent the Civilian staff and the ship's crew home (and the hovercraft pilot abandoned us) Nigel, the team, and I decided to bring the battle to Victor Hunt. We stealthily entered Victor's camp and discovered a military unit worth of equipment and military-grade weapons. And a Illegally acquired Russian TEL (Transporter erector Launcher) along with the Hunter's ship, Victor's yacht, a fishing vessel, and the icebreaker of course. Unfortunately for us, Victor had anticipated our arrival and cornered us. Victor then revealed his plans make a profit off of nessie by Auctioning her off to the highest bidding Zoo, Aquarium, Resort Hotel, or Theme-park. Thanks to a fly-by assist by the North Wind and Rico stealing a tank we managed to destroy all of Victor's weapons and equipment. Victor in the chaos managed to load Nessie onto a Custom Aquarium Transport and escape.

Kowalski quickly discovered (thanks to some phone hacking) that Victor had reserved a Cargo plane in London bound for Orlando. We quickly made our way to London-Heathrow Airport and arrived just as The Cargo plane was being loaded. We snuck aboard and witnessed Victor high-jack the plane and throw the crew (with parachutes) out the back. Once we were in American airspace we snuck into the cockpit and took out the rouge pilots. But we were quickly captured before we could make a new course. But Kowalski had some tricks up his sleeves. While he distracted Victor and the hunters with a Officer X Hologram He contacted the American and British Authorities and framed Victor for a bogus terrorist attack. Kowalski also teleported the plane from Floridian to Manhattan airspace which alerted the air national guard.

And then to really ruin Victor's day Kowalski then teleported Victor and his gang of hunters to the NYPD headquarters. We then took control of the plane and piloted away from American airspace. I then had rico plot a course to Lake Champlain in Canada, so we could reunited Nessie with Champy. Rico of course failed to tell us that we didn't have enough fuel and we had to crash land in Canada. Despite that we managed to get to lake Champlain and free nessie from the aquarium transport. We then witness the heartfelt reunion of the two legends and said our goodbyes to Nessie. We then said goodbye to Champy and Kowalski pleaded that Penguin army corps of engineers would fix lake Champlain's underground tunnel. But as soon as one adventure ends another begins. The Old Squirrel appeared to warn us about the Warriors of the Golden Squirrel. And after a brief pit-stop in the hidden world we returned to New York. Once there the Old squirrel ordered us to bring Marlene and the Lemurs and meet her by a old oak tree. Well I guess it's time to go back on the road to high adventure.

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