Disclaimer: I only own Trinity, my oc
Rules for Living with Decepticons
Never call Star scream the 'giant flying Dorita of doom'.
(He gets mad, easily)
(I still have a bruise there)
quote Grown Ups when cons and bots are fighting.
I wanna get chocolate wasted!
(I think Star scream thought I was drunk.)
It's nice you drove your piggy bank here.
(Mud flap and Skids faces were priceless. Ha!)
(I got shot at, but Ha!)
He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.
(I think Optimus was gonna kill me.)
(I got Megs to laugh.)
(He he.)
What the hell is that? It sounds like owls having sex.
(Blurr shot me)
(It hurts!)
you get in a fight with Megatron, never, ever say you wish Optimus was your dad. With Optimus and him screen talking.
(Optimus was shocked.)
(Megs was hurt)
(I felt bad afterwards, so I made him a chocolate chip cookie.)
(I forgot he can't eat cookies.)
(Oops?)
you break something, blame Star scream.
(Watching him plead for mercy in frickin' funny.)
(Dang, I'm getting as bad as Megatron.)
'I see people' creeps not only the cons but the bots out.
Star scream-
(He thought I went crazy.)
(Dropped me in the Red Sea with me shouting Cybertronian and Human curse words.)
Megatron-
(The old softie took me to a doctor.)
(I was fine.)
(He got mad though saying how 'Humans are stupid disgraces and deserved to die'.)
(He made me walk home.)
Optimus-
(He thought the cons did experiments on me.)
(When he figured out they didn't and I am perfectly sane, he got mad)
(Scary so scary-rocking back and forth-)
Fallen-
(He said he knew what I was going through)
(He gave me a cookie and said he'd be there for me)
(Okay then)
is good.
(Star scream needed a new paint job, so I painted him pink with blue sparkles)
(I was his target practice for a month, but I got Megs and the Fallen to laugh)
any of the bots endanger one of Megs' humans he goes all Papa Bear.
(Iron hide pointed his cannon at me, and he got a rocket to the side of the head.)
(When Optimus asked why he did that he replied 'Don't point a gun at my human.')
(The cons weren't surprised, Iron hide was.)
quote Hangover.
It's not a purse, it's a satchel. Besides Indiana Jones had one.
(Said that to Star scream, his reply?)
(Who's Indiana Jones?)
(Laughed so hard when the Fallen explained it in great detail.)
Shut that baby up! Shut that baby up!
(Sound wave was talking.)
(He shot me and I got a stern talking to by Megs)
(Sadness)
It's funny because he's fat.
(We were on the battlefield and Iron hide just got tackled.)
(Everyone froze when I said that.)
(Megs started laughing.)
(All the cons joined in.)
How dare you, she's a nice lady!
(Megs insulted Elita 1.)
(Optimus thanked me and Elita said we should get some coffee later.)
(I was shot… by Megs… sad day.)
ask Star scream advice about bullies.
(His advice was 'kill them and feed on their blood!')
(Then he told Megs who took me out the school and into the school where the Autobot's pet goes to!)
(Augg!)
10. Never call the Fallen an old wise bot.
(He'll say to respect your elders and send you to bed with no FOOD!)
(At all)
(I was saying he's wise!)