I know, I promised the smut for the Family and I will do it. Or, well, I'll try, never actually written sex scenes ^^
And I'm sorry for not answering reviews, I'll do it when I get some sleep.
This is just something that came to my head after seeing I don't remember what. 300 words, just dialog.
Rated for language and suggestive themes.
That was… a kiss?
"Eh? Aomine-cchi? What are you doing?"
"I think it was kind of self-explanatory don't you?"
"Well… I suppose. But I would still like a verbal explanation of why."
"You're really slow, are you?"
"You know, for a person who supposedly wants something from me you're not doing a very good job of getting in my favor."
"Look, I just think it's obvious. I'm kissing you. Equals I like you. There. What else do you want me to say?"
"Well, how about. When the fuck did you become gay? Mai-chan, ring any bells?"
"So? I like my girls curvy. I like my guys lean. Go for both, why can't I?"
"You can of course. Ok. But, well… when people confess… hm… they… I don't know, usually state what they want. Like, 'Please, go out with me' or 'I like you, let's go fuck', that kind of thing."
"I like you. Please go out with me. And after you agree we can go fuck."
"Who said I would agree? And even if I did, who said I would put out immediately?"
"I know that you're not a virgin. And it's not like you're a girl. And you responded to the kiss. That means you like me too."
"Your logic is kind of flawed, but, agh, ok. Let's pretend I agree. And you're right on the virgin part, but I'm still not going to put out before the first date. You don't deserve it. I even had to pull a proper confession out of you."
"Kise!"
"What?"
Blinking innocently.
"You're… Are you doing it on purpose?"
"Doing what?"
"Being obtuse?"
"Again, that kind of talking won't get you any points."
"Argh! Kise Ryouta, I like you. I liked you for a long time now. Will you, please, go out with me?"
"Now that wasn't that difficult, was it?"