Tist Tist Harry Potter By: Speed the turtle Notes: I do not own Harry Potter, or anything about the book, in that book. I don't own Pokemon...nor Digimon

My notes: If you love Harry Potter then don't read this. For it will be stupid to you. Also I write this like I write most of my stupid stories.

Chapter one: Harry meets new friends.

Harry: Dum da dum dum dum......

Uncle V: Harry stop humming!

Harry: But I have a wonderful song in my head.

Uncle V: I know, I like it thats why I want you to stop.

Harry: Common'! I saw it on T.V the other day! Its my favorite song in the world!

Uncle V: Ohh all right..

Harry: Digimon Digto monsters, Digimon go to battle!

Uncle V: * cries* That is the most beatuiful song I have ever heard...

Harry: I know...but..

All within a second two jiggypuffs enter the room and start singing...

Jiggypuffs: Jiggyly Pufff, Jiggy-------- Jiggly------puff-------

Harry: I like this song * Stares at the JigglyPuffs with goo goo eyes*

Uncle V: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: * sings along with the Jiggypuffs*

Uncle V: * dies*

Then Ron comes to the room with a big bag of Chocolate

Ron: Hi HARRY!!!!!!

Harry: * is to busy singing to Jiggypuff*

Ron: What are those big pink fluff balls? * Sets the Chocolate down*

Then the JigglyPuffs run from the Chocolate and eat it. Then they all eat so much that...well the JigglyPuffs get....PIMPLES!!!!

Harry: * stops* They don't look so pretty anymore....

Ron: Yeah they don't...

Then the JigglyPuffs get very mad and they kills Uncle V, Harry, and Ron.

THE END!!!!

************************ MUMUHOHOHOHOHHAHAHHAHHA!!! Don't take me wrong. I love Harry Potter, but then...I need to make fun of something!