Destiny

Summary: And here I thought that moving back to Konoha would be better. All this brought was more gang fights, more enemies, more drama, and a twisted plot made by three different gangs combined. This suddenly just got interesting.

Disclaimer: I own nothing and most likely never will… T.T

Chapter One
Gang

All my ladies get it up!
I see you I do the same
Bring it to another level;
No passengers on my plane! –Beyonce; Diva

The silver doors of a 2007 Lexus slammed shut as a boy with eyes as onyx as the stone itself walked up a stone path to a dusty white door, his black hair spiked up and catching a ton of light from the sun while his bangs framed his face rather cutely, but also giving him an edgy look. His hard jaw was tensed a little as though he were trying to keep his mouth shut from letting information out. A goofy blond followed after him, blue eyes shimmering somewhat excitedly for whatever reason, the whisker marks on his cheeks spreading with his crazy big grin. The third bore a bored-looking expression on his face, eyes drooping lazily and hair tied into a pineapple-shaped ponytail as he followed the other two silently. The onyx-eyed boy knocked on the door three times. A deep and smooth velvety voice said a simple "Come in." and the boy opened the door.

"Anything new Sasuke?" said the boy with the velvet like voice. His piercing silver-lavender eyes shot up from his hands to the group of three boys in front of him. It was like being stared down by the moon. His long, brown hair was tied into a loose, low ponytail, strong jaw edging on a serious yet bored expression itself as he studied the faces of the boys in front of him. His long straight nose was perfect, not too big but not too small either. The boy with the black hair nodded slightly. "Apparently there's a new gang coming. Word is that it's the gang that left nearly four years ago."

"Kunai?" The boy with the silver eyes looked up at Sasuke. He nodded. "Yeah…them…" His voice was serious and deep, almost a complete monotone, although the others could hear the slightest bit of curiosity and intrigue. The other guy looked up. "Those guys are really strong. It would be best that, when they come, not to make enemies with them, but to try and form an alliance with them." Almost immediately, the blond replied. "But, Neji…what happens if they don't want to make that alliance with us?" He said. He had a look of deep thought on his face, his cerulean blue eyes shining in the dim light of the room.

"If that's the case then we just stay out of their way Naruto. We don't want to get on their bad side, remember?" The blond nodded. He grinned again, his white teeth sticking out above everything else in the room. Sasuke punched him on the head. "Dobe." He muttered something about special education kids and then walked out of the room to another right down the hall. "Hurry up Sasuke, school starts in another twenty minutes."

"Yeah!" Sasuke walked back in a minute later and turned to them all, pocketing a knife in his slate and blue uniform pants. "Let's go…"

They walked out of the small, old house one after the other, all looking either stoic or bored but certainly much too edgy to be the fourteen and fifteen year old boys that they were. The remaining two people in the car grinned as the others came up, one with a dog-like grin mouthing 'what in the hell took so damn long?' while the other just gave them his own goofy grin. Neji and Sasuke rolled their eyes before getting into the front seats of the car. The other two squeezed into the back seats of the Lexus, which drove off as soon as the last door slammed closed.

****

The guys all stepped out of the car and walked up the steps of the school, looking as stoic and bored as they'd been when they'd left the house. Most of the girls nearby blushed a light pink tint and yelled out a "Hey Naruto-kun, wanna go out" or "Neji-kun, you're so damn sexy" or "Sasuke-kun, I swear one day I will fucking rape you!" They all twitched at the phrases that the desperate fan-girls were throwing at them almost as much as themselves. Many were now attempting to keep pace with the guys, and one actually did up until she banged into a wall because of staring at them and not where she was walking. "Hey Sasu-!" BAM! She fell back and laughter erupted from anyone and everyone who'd seen it as the guys continued up the steps to the school's front doors.

Another one screamed out a "Shikamaru, can I have your kids!?" The guy with the pineapple-shaped ponytail muttered something along the lines of 'troublesome' under his breath and continued walking, ignoring the hopeless fan-girl that was trying to chase him up the steps (although with shoes like that, it was a miracle she could even stand up). These crazy desperate fan-girls were a part of their everyday lives, sadly enough. Without so much as a second glance at all the blushing girls behind them, they walked into the school.

They trailed down a long hallway slowly, giving any little nerdy girls who was in there time to gawk and blush before fixing their too-big glasses and giggling shyly and turning back to whatever was in their lockers. They hit the halfway mark of the hallway and Sasuke turned away from them a bit "Aight, guys, my locker's over there. See you later. Peace." He walked off to his locker. Naruto left a little later down the hall, calling a "Duces" over his shoulder as he made his way to his own locker. Neji and Shikamaru stopped at the end of the hallway, punched two lockers, and then waited for them to open. Once they did, they began to rummage through them. "Did you get any information on the gang like I told you to?"

Shikamaru nodded twice. "Yeah. Apparently the gang started up here and it's almost as well known as The Akatsuki and Orochimaru's gang. They're known to fight with unusual weapons; weapons that no one uses anymore but are still sold for no reason other than decoration and collection." Neji nodded. "What kinds of weapons would those be?" Shikamaru let out a lazy sigh. "I thought the name would be self explanatory. They like to use kunai, shuriken, katana, giant shuriken…all that type of bullshit." Neji nodded again. "Oh."

Pulling out some pens, a notebook, and two very different books, they slammed their lockers shut and walked away to their first class just as the late bell rang.

****

After school, the boys were all gathered at the back of the school. "Leave it to Kiba and Lee to be late." Naruto groaned to himself loudly, crossing his arms and brows furrowing into a frown in annoyance. Neji sighed soundlessly and Sasuke muttered a 'hn' in agreement as Shikamaru fought, as usual, to stay awake. The back doors of the school opened. The entire group looked up.

"About time Kiba!" Naruto shouted. The boy that had been sitting in the back of the car that morning grinned apologetically, scratching the back of his brown-haired head, dark eyes showing apology as well, his red triangle tattoos spreading on his cheeks as his grin turned sheepish. "Sorry guys. Kurenai-sensei kept me after class." His voice was raspy but not rough. It was that mixture of husky and boyish that added both charm and edge to him as well. "What for?" Kiba turned to Shikamaru, as a small white dog poked out of his gray jacket, tanned skin lit up by the way the sun hit it. "I have detention tomorrow for arguing with Zaku…I would've beaten the living shit out of him if it weren't for the fact that the teacher walked into the room when I was reaching for my knife."

The door opened again and out came a round-faced boy with a shining jet-black bowl cut, roundish eyes surveying the group, bushy eyebrows pushed upward into a sort of interested face. "What about you Lee? What's your excuse?" He was the other one that had been in the backseat grinning. He grinned again now. "Gai-sensei and I were running some extra laps." Sasuke was about to comment on that when a loud BANG erupted. The guys turned their heads in the general direction of the sound before they took off. Neji glanced behind him and grit his teeth, looking pissed at what he saw. "Damn it! It's Sai."

They got into their Lexus in a heartbeat. Sasuke was in the driver's seat since he wasn't afraid to drive more than a hundred miles over the speed limit without hesitation as Lee sometimes was. "Go! Sasuke take us to a secluded area, like an alley or something. We can't afford to have the police up our asses if someone gets injured." Sasuke nodded and made a sharp turn to the right, the street getting narrower before thinning into an alley in an abandoned cul-de-sac, the lights flickering on and off every so often.

He pushed down on the brakes and parked the car unevenly at the end of it. A few bullets just barely missed them as a Ford Explorer came up right behind them. A man that would've looked like Sasuke's twin except for the fact that his hair was straight down against his face, his bangs were a lot shorter, and he was smiling with no emotion whatsoever on his face exited the truck first, gun by his side as he stared at his opponents. .

Edging toward the group as they exited the Lexus, he brought up his gun slowly before he was just a few meters away from them, gun pointed directly at Neji. "Hyuga, did you honestly think you were going to be able to escape?" He pulled the trigger once and a loud BANG erupted from it as the bullet zoomed out with the force of the energy. Neji dodged it easily and quickly and the bullet lodged itself into the back of one of the crumbling, old, abandoned houses. Neji shot forward and punched Sai in the face. "Aye well you know I don't talk much. I get straight to the point." He jumped onto Sai – who had just sat up and wiped the blood from his lip – and began to constantly punch him, beating him up.

Sai's gang crept up on the guys. Well they tried to but ended up getting discovered and all hell broke loose as Neji's gang tangled into little side fights with the thugs.

Neji ducked as Sai aimed a punch toward his head. Sai was knocked off his feet when Neji kicked him in the legs. He landed on his back, hard enough to make him lose his breath for a second. Neji smirked as he threw himself on Sai again and punched him repeatedly.

Sasuke was smirking. He was punching these guys mercilessly. If there was one thing he was gifted at, it was getting rid of the enemy so incredibly quick it wasn't even funny. He ducked as one tried to kick him in the head and punched him dead on in the face. The guy fell back, clutching his nose which was now dripping blood. Another guy, who was much bigger, launched himself at Sasuke. "Dammit, this guy's gonna be tough." He attempted to knock the guy backward a few times, but failed in that so he faked it and got him before he jumped on him.

Naruto laughed psychotically as he beat up his bunch of guys. He sat on one's back and pushed his face into the dirty concrete of the old street, laughing even louder when another pair came to hit him. He back-flipped off of the guy and punched the two in the face when they got close enough. His grin spread wildly as the guy got up from the ground and attempted to elbow him in the face. He blocked it with his forearm and tripped the guy before getting on top and crazily punching him.

Kiba was smirking. "Akamaru!" The little white dog jumped out of his sweater before running forward at a fast pace and biting the guy Kiba was to fight. He pushed himself off of the guy and peed on his shoe mercilessly. The guy screamed out in frustration. "Damn dog." He kicked Akamaru, who yelped and was lifted off the ground, though no real damage was done. Kiba caught him in his arms and cradled him like a baby. "Fucking bastard!" He gently placed Akamaru down before he launched himself at the guy and kicked him all around, mostly in the place where it hurts the most. The guy fell onto the ground, crumpled up in pain. "Who else wants to fight?" Kiba was mad. No one touched his dog and got away with it.

Another man came hurtling toward him; a dagger gleamed when he ran under a flickering streetlight. Kiba pulled out his own gleaming knife and held it out in front of him in a protective sort of way. The guy simply smirked and ran at him faster. Kiba smirked and brought back the knife, ready to stab this guy in all his rage.

Lee was serious. He never took his opponents lightly. He advanced on the first guy and punched him into a street lamp nearby easily, putting a lot of force into the hit. Another one came up and aimed for his face. He caught the guy's punch with his hand and jumped into the air. "Leaf hurricane!" He spun around in the air, one leg going high, and the other going low. The first missed but the second one hit the guy dead on and sent him flying into a dumpster a few meters away.

The next guy that Lee had to fight was huge; at least six feet tall. He breathed and got into his stance. The guy ran forward and tried to punch him. Lee just pushed his hand down, grabbed the guy by the arm, and pulled him straight into his fist. The guy let out a grunt of pain. He freed himself from Lee's grasp and kicked him in the stomach, which caused him to fly backward until landing on his back, his breath leaving him as he did.

Everyone in the gang turned to look at him. "LEE!" Neji was knocked off his feet, caught off guard as he looked over at his gang member. He looked up and saw Sai smirking down at him. He looked around, the other guys were being knocked to the ground by their opponents, and all of them stared at Neji and Sai, not even caring. Neji ground his teeth together and looked up at Sai, who was now pointing a gun at him.

"Look where we are now Hyuga. You're on the brink of death." He laughed cruelly. Neji glared at him. "Come on, that won't do you any good. You're still going to die." He gripped the gun more tightly, suddenly serious.

"Now, let's end this." He pulled back about a centimeter when a silver, shiny blade was put to his neck. Under the darkness of the late fall night, all that could be seen was the silver of a blade. "I wouldn't do that if I were you. Drop the gun." The voice was seductive but threatening all the while, like a vampire going in for the kill. It was husky and womanly, but slightly dizzying and even intoxicating. Neji found that the voice sounded kind of…attractive. Sai tried to turn his head to see the face but stopped abruptly when he felt the blade being pressed against his throat even harder. A little blood oozed out and slipped down the cold skin of his neck.

"Drop the gun Sai before I take it from you." A look of realization dawned on Sai's face. "You?" Neji could just make out a white smile in the darkness of the street. "That's right." The person let out a small laugh and tightened their grip on the blade. "I'd heard rumors that you would come back, but I never thought that you actually would…" He cursed under his breath, stopping his sentence short. "Yeah, that's right. We did come back. Now drop the damn gun." Sai smirked. "How about you try and wrestle me for it." There was a double meaning to those words, a double meaning that Neji easily caught. Neji couldn't believe that. Sai was flirting with someone. The person behind him smirked in amusement. "Ha, you wish that would happen, wouldn't you? Sorry to say I'm not interested in screwing you. Drop the gun." The cold metal dug a little deeper into Sai's throat. His breath was uneven now and more blood trailed down his skin.

"Fine." He tried to trick the person by turning around and pulling the trigger on them. The person back-bended and flipped over them-self. They ran straight at Sai, who was continuously shooting. The person dodged all of his attacks as if it were doing drills for football. Whoever this person was, they were good. The person punched Sai in the face, which sent him flying backward.

The figure back-flipped a few times and landed in front of a group of five. "Kick their fucking asses!" The entire group was off, taking on all of Sai's men. The first figure held two kunai, one in each hand, while the others all held one. 'That must be the leader.' Neji got up swiftly and looked around at his gang. They were all standing, staring at the other group.

The leader turned sideways and Neji noticed that the figure of the person looked kind of skinny. If the person was strong enough to have Sai in a headlock, they must've had some type of muscle, so why did the person look so…flabby? He noticed the petite waist and the curves and then it hit him. "A…girl?"

She punched Sai repeatedly then turned on another guy. She jumped onto her hands and kicked three men at once, rotating quickly on both hands. She flipped off of her hands and yelled out. "Sakura, take your turn on the bastard." Neji perked up. He turned his head and saw a flash of pink hair in one of the faulty street lamps. It was gone as the person jumped up and kicked Sai on the head. It then picked him up by the collar and punched him so hard that he flew into the wall of one of the old houses and made a huge crack.

Sai got up, very bloodied, and coughed into his hand. He groaned as more blood came out. He ran forward and the leader kicked him into the air easily and uncaringly. They then jumped up, and kicked him down to the ground. The leader reached into a small pouch on their right leg and whipped out a mass of weapons. She bit her finger and slid the bloody wound all over one of the many knives that were now set out in front of her. She threw them all with perfect accuracy at Sai. The knives scraped and embedded themselves into him and then five kunai landed on extra baggy points in his clothes, pinning him to the ground. Whoever this person was, they had good accuracy…wait…kunai?

The leader landed on her feet gracefully. She smiled as the others joined up with her and walked over to Lee. One of them picked him up onto their back. Neji watched carefully before walking out of the darkness of where they were currently standing and into the dim flickering light of a street-lamp. His gang followed suit, utterly shocked at the ass-whooping that they'd just witnessed.

The other gang was coming out. 'Who are you?" Neji asked the question emotionlessly. He heard a weird, rather girly group of laughs from the darkness. "I'm the leader of Kunai." His entire gang gasped when they saw a girl with twin buns and fringe bangs done as her hairstyle, great curves, and chocolate-brown eyes walk out of the darkness and under the light, smiling at them.


Tenten
I smiled at them as they stared at me and couldn't help but let a small smirk escape at the obvious shock on their faces. "What? You've never seen a strong female gang leader before?" They shook their heads, eyes still planted on me as I retracted a kunai from my pouch and played around with it, twirling it in my hand. "Well, have you ever even seen a strong female gang member?" They shook their heads again and I smirked. "Well then you dumbasses are gonna be in for the shock of your life. Girls, come on out." They all giggled as they laid eyes on the group in front of us.

The guys gaped at us in disbelief. A blond stepped forward, pointing straight at us, mouth agape in surprise. "Who are they?" His electric blue eyes shined and glimmered in curiosity. I laughed. "The rest of my gang; duh!" He tripped over his own two feet walking backward toward his gang, mouth agape and finger still point at us, and landed on his bottom. "What…the hell? We were saved by girls? Girls!? REALLY?!" I glared at him as Sakura stalked over, her pink hair pushing behind her with the breeze. She kept him staring into her emerald orbs as they pierced through his blue ones, intensity on her face as she spat out at him. "Yeah, what about it?" He blubbered incoherently, like an idiot who had nothing to say. I smirked and Sakura let go of him, turning and walking back over to us, slightly satisfied at how she made the kid feel stupid, but stopping halfway. That new strawberry, cherry and cream shampoo that she used would get to anyone if they were dumb enough to go near her.

My smirk stayed in place as I let my hard gaze focus on him. "Yeah, so a group of girls saved your ass; what's so wrong with it?" He looked up at us, eyes going wide with disbelief again. "You're girls! That's not good! If girls saved us then that means that our gang is weak because girls aren't as strong as men are." I glared at him in slight anger. Was he really this stupid? "I don't know if you've noticed this but whether you're a guy or a girl means nothing on the battlefield as we so obviously proved when we, the girls, kicked Sai's gang's asses and saved your asses. Please note that we were the only girls out of the three gangs, dumbass!" I placed my hands on my hips. He gulped and looked away.

I smiled at them again. Sakura went back to her spot but not before shooting the boy a look. I had Temari pick up the weird kid with the bowl cut (who I couldn't help but see a bit of familiarity in), seeing as she's the tallest. I took him from her hands and set him to the ground on his knees. His gang must've freaked out when they saw me do what I did next.

I shook him back and forth, making his head roll back then forth. "Get it together Lee! Look at yourself! Geez, getting beat so easily. Get a hold of yourself!" They all seemed confused as to how I knew his name. I shrugged them off and continued to shake him. "Wake the hell up Lee! This is seriously sad! You should've went harder on your opponent! Remember what you told me; one hundred and ten percent every time!" When visible signs of consciousness appeared on his face, I let him go. In a few seconds, his eyes fluttered open, and he blinked a few times to bring them into full focus. As soon as he saw me, he sat up straight. "T-Tenten; is that you?" He rubbed his eyes and smiled at me sweetly. "Youthful flower, you have returned!" I smiled right back at him and leaned over and gave him a quick hug before helping him up.

Everyone, including my own gang members, stared at me strangely. "What?" They all pointed to me and then to Lee and back. I blinked and then let out a small laugh. "Oh! This is Lee…I met him some time ago…like in…elementary school…" I drifted off in the end as glares became evident on all the girls' faces. "And you come to tell us now?!" Ino was the loudest one out of all of the girls and I winced at the volume but didn't hesitate to yell right back. "Shut the fuck up! He never got to meet you guys because; he was always hanging out with his friends when I was with you guys, God!" I glared at them and they all fell blank. Ino's ice-blue eyes lost their spark for a second, pink lips pursed in blankness (hee hee!) as she twirled a lock of her incredibly long blond hair around her finger. "Oh…well…you could've just said that." I raised an eyebrow in slight shock of how she was saying it. "What the hell?!"

With a sigh, I turned back to look at Lee. I was expecting him to be looking at me in confusion and pointing to the girls behind me but I was surprised to see him making goo-goo eyes at Sakura. I sighed. I snapped my fingers in front of his face, frowning worriedly. He ignored my fingers and the noise and brought up a finger to point at Sakura. "Who is she?" He asked in a whisper. With another sigh, I responded, "That's Sakura Haruno. I know she's pretty but put your tongue back in your mouth and stop pointing. That's rude!" Ignoring me completely, he walked up to Sakura and took her hand in his. "Sakura, please be my girlfriend. I shall protect you until the day I die!" Sakura would've killed the guy if it weren't for the pleading and exasperated look in Hinata's eyes; she didn't really like seeing Sakura pound on innocent people.

She breathed in. Uh oh. That was the warning before the spazz. Usually, she did that to calm herself, although it never worked. The extra oxygen just helped her think of an even better quip. Here came the explosion. She closed her eyes for a minute, then opened them and screamed at the top of her lungs. "NO WAY IN THE SEVEN LEVELS OF HELL WOULD I EVER GO OUT WITH YOU! THAT HAIR, THOSE EYEBROWS! UGH!" She pulled her hand away from him and covered her mouth, eyes going wide. "Oh my God! Sorry." The blond kid burst out laughing.

Lee walked off to sulk on the porch of one of the old houses. I laughed. "Sakura, that was a bit bitchy." She blushed a bit and said, "Well…it's not my fault…that guy was creepy…" I shook my head, smiling. "Lee may look creepy but he's really nice." She chose to ignore me but not before letting a small roll of the eyes escape. Her expression turned serious and she turned her full attention to the gang before us. "So, if you don't mind me asking, who the hell are you guys?" She was staring straight at the onyx-eyed boy, eyes twinkling with a bit of interest. She didn't do that all that often. I glanced over at him myself and unsuccessfully fought down a grin because his hair was in the form of a chicken's ass. I couldn't help myself; I bust out laughing.

He turned to stare at me, as did everyone else. "Tenten…Tenten…Tenten…bitch what the fuck is up with you?" I gulped in some air into my system to calm myself for the time I had to say what I wanted to say. I pointed to him and unsuccessfully tried not to laugh. "D-Didn't you notice? His hair is in the form of a chicken's ass!" Sakura turned to look at him, as did the other girls, and they all laughed at him with me. He growled dangerously but I ignored him and continued laughing with Sakura while all the others stopped immediately. Tears began to fill in my eyes and I hastily wiped them away. Not even laughing was worth crying so slowly, I took a few breaths and I calmed myself down. Sakura was still laughing by my side, eyes closed and tearing at how long she'd been laughing. Her porcelain face turned a light shade of pink that seemed like a mere ghost of her hair-color. She gasped in air, her ruptured breathing turning her just a shade darker before she took in deep breaths and her laughter turned into small giggles before finally subsiding. Her eyes shot up to look at the weird chicken-butt haired guy and she met his glare with a wide grin.

The blond one let out a loud groan. "Damn, even when people joke around, it's all about Teme. What's so special about him anyway!? He's nothing but a bastard!" I raised an eyebrow before rolling my eyes and glancing over the girls. What surprised me was that Hinata was twiddling her fingers, blushing a light shade of pink. It brought a certain glow to her pale skin, but she still seemed a little too shy.

Sakura let out a small laugh while the kid went to go sulk next to Lee. I smiled before turning back to the group, repeating Sakura. "So…who are you guys?" A cinnamon-skinned brunette smirked at us as a boy with eyes that matched Hinata's silver-lavender ones stepped forward. He had a hard jaw and long, dark-brown hair that fell down his back before being tied into one of the loosest ponytails I'd ever seen. Even if his eyes were the same silver coloring as Hinata's, they were nowhere near as sweet or nice. His were cold and emotionless, and his brows were furrowed in a frown as he began to speak. "We are Akuri Kaze." I fought down the urge to ask what crawled up his ass and died and instead smiled and held out my hand for him to shake it. He looked down at it and looked back up at me, face impassive. He didn't reach out to shake it at all, or even twitch forward the slightest bit. I felt my eyebrow twitch in anger.

This guy wasn't going to screw with me and act like he could get away with it. Glaring him down, I forcefully took his hand and shook it roughly a few times before letting it drop and crossing my arms, smirking at him angrily. The other boys all stared at me like if I'd just committed murder right in front a police officer and then killed the officer in front of the FBI. "What?" I heard Hinata 'eep'. I turned to look at her. I'm pretty sure I looked more confused than I'd ever been in my life.

"What is it Hinata?" She pointed a finger at the guy with her same eyes. "Neji-nii-san…how has father been?" He turned his head up as if he'd smelled something repulsive; his velvety voice sounded cruel and heartless. "He's doing just fine. It would've been better if you'd have stayed away. He's doing so much better without you." I looked at Hinata. She looked like she could cry at any moment. That pissed me off twice as much and my glare on him intensified one-thousand-fold.

"Look, I'm not gonna sugar coat this and be all sweet; I'm gonna be honest. I don't give a fuck who the hell you are or what the hell your status is in this shithole of a city. If you talk to Hinata like that again I'll kick your ass inside out. Nobody talks to her like that because she doesn't deserve to be talked to like that. Do you understand dumbass? Comprende? Now do me a huge favor and apologize to her before I turn your long-haired ass into a pile of blood and bones." He was trying to hide his shock and bubbling anger but his eyes betrayed him completely. The remainder of his gang twitched in slight horror as if they'd just seen me do something incredibly disgusting. Somewhere from the side of the building I heard the blond kid laughing loudly. He closed his eyes, and then smirked at me cockily.

"Look, I don't give a fuck who you are either but there's no way in hell that I'll ever apologize to Hinata. She's the pampered offspring of the Hyuga family and me, I'm the part of the family that's only there to protect her. I'm what they consider, useless trash, and scum." I laughed at him, and I'll admit it sounded so damn cruel but he deserved it so damn much. He glared hard at me and I rolled my eyes at him. "Look Hyuga," I spat the word at him, "the only reason they consider you scum is because of your bad attitude. If you don't shut your fat ass mouth and stop acting so fucking cocky then you really are what they name you as! Honestly I don't know how the hell you got even half of those boys to be on your gang but with the way that you're going your dumbass won't be hanging around anyway except the desperate whore that's your number one fan-girl! Now I suggest you apologize to Hinata or you sign your death-wish."

He sent me another harsh glare and I simply smiled at him cockily. Two could play at his game. Hinata seemed alarmed so she quickly stepped in. "P-please forgive Tenten, nii-san…she doesn't m-mean it." I turned to her. "Don't apologize to him; he treats you like shit. Why the hell do you have to apologize to him? If anything, he should apologize to you for having so many sticks shoved up his ass!" His glare intensified. "For having what?!" I smirked. "Oops, did I let that slip?"

Hinata fiddled with her fingers a bit and turned her head to the side, blushing lightly and biting her light pink lips. "Old habits never change, do they Hinata?" My glare rivaled his own and I tightened my hand on my crossed arms. "Alright Mr. Hyuga…introduce the rest of your gang before I get really pissed and go on a rampage and kick your ass to mars." He glared at me for just a little longer before rolling his eyes and pointing to a pineapple-ponytailed boy. His dark eyes loomed on us lazily and I saw Temari give him a disapproving look from the corner of my eye before I eyed him a bit. He had a hard jaw himself and he was pretty tall. He stepped forward and rubbed his neck and let out a sigh, sounding a little irritated.

"Alright, he pointed at me which means that he's too lazy to do this himself. That guy that you just yelled at is Neji Hyuga and he's our gang leader and he's going to have a titty attack as soon as we get home because he has anger management issues like a bitch. Me, I'm Shikamaru Nara. I'm the intelligence collector and the strategist. The one you all laughed at is Sasuke Uchiha and our main fighter other than the leader and when Neji's not around, he's second in command. The kid with the blond hair who is the epitome of the stereotypical dumb blond and who appears to have hyperactive disorder is Naruto Uzumaki. He's basically our decoy, prankster, clown, and back-up fighter because when he's mad he'll go insane with rage and fuck up any person who pisses him off even more." I laughed a bit, not able to control myself. He smirked at me for just a second before continuing. "Alright, that freaky kid that you already seem to know is Rock Lee. He's usually the kid that drives us everywhere when we need him. He's got a mean fighting style and can kick ass like no one will believe although sometimes he gets carried away and a little too cocky and ends up in a bad situation. The guy with the dog is Kiba Inuzuka. He's the tracker of this team. In other words, his dog picks up the scent of any enemies so that we can easily beat them to a bloody pulp…and that's about it." He shrugged and yawned before looking over at us.

I nodded, arms still crossed, and raised an eyebrow as I studied them. Shikamaru cleared his throat and I looked up and saw him pointing to us. "And I'm quoting you when I say this; 'who the hell are you guys?'" I laughed. "Sorry! I forgot that we hadn't introduced ourselves! We're Kunai but I think you've heard of our gang…we started up here in Konoha but we've been in Sunagakure for the past four years. We just came back…I'm the Weapon's Mistress because according to the other girls I have a crazy obsession with kunai, shuriken, katana and shit like that but truthfully I just like pointy objects. Don't judge me and don't think wrong." They all stared at me with blank expressions, yet I'm pretty sure that a little amusement was clear in their eyes. I cleared my throat and continued. "Yeah…anyway! Anyway, the pink-haired girl with the bossy-ass attitude is the Cherry Blossom. The super-loud one is the Mind Destruction Specialist. The girl with those cold eyes that look like they want to kill you is our Wind Princess. The girl with Neji's eyes is our little baby but we call her the Shy One." I hugged Hinata tightly to me and laughed when she squeaked in surprise as my emphasis.

She blushed a light pink and the guys all stared at us. "That doesn't clarify who the hell you are…" I laughed. "Sorry, I just gave your our nicknames. My name is Tenten and I'm leader and the number one ass-kicker. Ms. Cherry Blossom is the head medic and our second in command, also second ass-kicker although I think she could tear down a building with her punches." Sakura blushed lightly at this, rolling her green eyes but not stopping the smile from crossing her face.

"Ino, better known as the Mind Destruction Specialist is second head medic because she likes toying with people's heads like you will not believe. She has this weird technique where it's like she's inside your head and she can see your bad points in the past and tell you what you really don't want to hear, what you're dreading most and she'll make you go through hell and back and take you into spiraling depression if she wanted to and sometimes even extreme paranoia. She's a talented bitch and I swear she'll work for the US at Guantanamo Bay one day. She was trained by her family as an exorcist but she gave up that life long ago, kinda breaking their tradition after however many years.

"Anyway, Temari, the Wind Princess is our driver and her second nickname is the Speed Demon. I can tell you this; she's the fastest bitch you'll ever meet." Temari laughed out loudly. I smirked at her and continued. "She goes over 300 in the sports car and on the motorcycle by herself, only God knows what time zones she passes in a second." I took in a breath and smiled at them.

"Hinata Hyuga is our little sister, caretaker and the master of the Gentle Fist technique. The little munchkin knows how to do some really permanent damage to your nervous system." I looked down at her, still smiling. She, in turn, blushed a deep red and twiddled her fingers and I let out a laugh. "Hinata you're so damn adorable!" Her blush intensified and I rolled my eyes, smile still on my face.

Akuri Kaze simply stared at us, signs of 'WTF' looks becoming more and more evident. I laughed again at their faces before shaking my head. These guys were so confused about everything; it was so damn hilarious! Neji walked back to the front of the group, eyeing me with an eyebrow raised in wonder. "Do you girls have any allies yet?" I sighed. We'd established something like that in Sunagakure but it wasn't exactly an alliance yet. "No but we came close to making one with three gangs that we know really well. They're run by Temari's brothers, who each have their own gang, and then the last one belongs to her brother's girlfriend." They looked at each other, and then sighed. Temari glared at me before she spoke. "She is not his girlfriend!" I smirked over at her. "They talk, flirt, and steal kisses and hugs and you're telling me that they're not together? Really, even I'm not that oblivious and when all this relationship shit comes up you know I really don't know shit!"

Her glare intensified. "Well…they could be friends with benefits!" I smirked. "Or sex fiends…" She reached out and tried to punch me but I ducked and laughed at her. "Calm down bitch! All I'm suggesting is that your brother might be screwing her or something! It's better than him running one night stands!" She laughed at the idea. "Gaara wouldn't be the type to run a one night stand! He's too serious! It's a miracle he even got with Matsuri!" I grinned. "AHA! So you admit that he and Matsuri are dating!"

She gritted her teeth at the quip and rolled her eyes. "I'm admitting that they're friends with benefits but nothing more! They're not sex buddies, because I know for a fact that Gaara's a virgin and Matsuri herself wears a purity ring, and they don't go out because if they did Matsuri would hold his hand and kiss him in public even if he doesn't want her to!" She smirked but it fell almost immediately when she saw me smirking. "Gaara doesn't screw Matsuri when you're around but how do we know that that purity ring is still on Matsuri's finger right now? We left which means that purity ring could've gone bye-bye!"

Temari glared at me now and swung at me a couple more times. I blocked one and then ducked the other and laughed as I swung back at her. "Chill! I'm just saying the truth!" She grabbed at the giant fan that was being held in place by her holster. "Tenten, don't make me use it!" I grinned. "Do it! I dare you!" Her eyes narrowed. "You're tempting me to the extreme Tenten! Don't go that far!" I laughed. "I dare you Temari! If the temptation's really that bad then do it!" She glared at me and tightened her grip on the fan. Sakura, sensing a fight, walked over to us and sighed. "How about you both do us all a favor and shut the fuck up! And stop playing around! I mean really, does the matter of whether or not Gaara and Matsuri are virgins really matter?" I glared at her playfully before doing a shocked gasp. "Oh yes! It is most important because they are so young, only fourteen, and we don't want them getting pregnant or- HOLY SHIT!" I ducked as Sakura's fist came flying at me and back-flipped away from her. "God woman, don't do that!"

She crossed her arms and glared at me. "Didn't I say shut the fuck up! God. The guys look like they want to tell us something!" I turned around, realizing just how far I had back-flipped, because I was standing just about a foot away from Neji and his gang, and I noticed for the first time that Lee and Naruto had come back from their sulking. And they indeed did look like they wanted to say something. Frowning, I turned around and crossed my arms, sticking out my hip. "Okay…what is it?" Neji's eyebrow was raised in question but he spoke anyway. "We actually want to form an alliance." I blinked and then sighed. "God, how did I know that was coming?"

He stared at me and then sighed. "I'll just take that as a 'we do not want to make an alliance' or whatever." I gave him what must've been the biggest WTF look in the world. "What the hell are you talking about? Let's get our asses moving, the sun's about to set." The second part wasn't a lie either. Behind them, I could see the orange of the sky and the sun slowly going down. The boys all just stared at me in confusion and I smirked at their cluelessness. "You do know how to form an alliance, right?" Their eyes widened and for Naruto, Kiba, and Lee, their jaws dropped in surprise.

Obviously, they did.

Okay, re-editted lolx ; I caught some mistakes and fixed them xp lolx so um...there you go lolx

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