Hey peeps! I'm back and more demented as ever! Ok. So its Christmas time in the akatsuki and it's their first! (Sad I know)Many MANY oc's and occ. Mainly kakuzu and oc, but other parings are also mentioned! I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! Or the akatsuki...T-T. Here we goooo!
Abbadons pov:
"TOBI! Get your ass back here with my book!" I screamed as I chased the hyperactive ninja around the base.
Tobi better give our book back or else I'm coming out!
Shut the fuck up Faye. Give me 5 more minutes.
Fine. You better hurry thou. Its why too damn early. Hidan is going to be pissed. Along with the rest of this godamn organization!
Faye. I don't really give a flying flapdoodle fuck! That book is special to me. And you. So I don't care if Hidans pmsing or whatever!
*sigh* fine. By the way. What book does he have? All of our books are special.
Our Christmas book jackass.
…THAT LILL FUCK! ILL SACRIFICES HIM TO JASHIN SAMMA! THAT SON OF A FREACKING BITCH!
"Faye don't scream, o what the hell. I'm screaming any way. TOBIIIIII! GET BAK HERE OR YOULL BE SORRY YOU F-!" my screaming was interrupted by my sister zarya.
FUCK!
Zaryas pov:
Hmmmm… its December….I wonder if leader would allow us to have a Christmas tree. He probably will if a get Konan to ask him. Hehe. The only problem is kakuzu. Hell he wouldn't spend a dime on a tree. Hmmmm.
"TOBI! Get your ASS back here with my book!" I sighed at that voice.
I really need her to stop cursing like that. Ahha! That's it! I'll get abbadon to ask him! Baka. Now all I need is to get her out of that denial so she could work her magic.
I looked down at my clock to realize it was 4:30 in the morning. That was not good. I started running toward the direction I heard her voice. Goal: to stop her before everyone wakes up.
Hmm. I wonder what book he has.
There's the first chapter! Srry for the tobi lovers reading this, he WILL get hurt for stealing my book! Anywayyy. Review plz! Or ill sacrifice you! Oh for all you people who don't like it… FUCK YOU! I don't give a damn if you give me bad ratings. Later!