I was depressed, because I wasn't writing many poems anymore, since I ended 'Poetry by a Pig and his Princess'. So… I think I could do good poems for Geoff and Bridgette. I know, it's not as popular as the couple Duncan and Courtney, but… I like this couple. I think it's so cute how Geoff is a bit stupid and oblivious and still a sappy romantic, while Bridgette is fun and caring and loves him anyway.
So… yeah. This… happened. Because I got bored. Not because I'm have writers block on my two biggest stories… fine, I admit. I DO!
I can't get anything out for those stories. I so badly want to write them, but I can't find the right words. I mean, Geoff can (inside joke- you gotta read it), but I can't. I'm so sorry that I haven't gotten anything out yet. I NEED to work on that.
'What's a Haiku?' came from… you know, that episode… damn it. What is it called? I think its right after Courtney is voted off? When Geoff's on the moose…? Anybody…? Tell me the title people.
Like I did back in the first chapter of 'Poetry by a Pig and his Princess', I'm making the first authors note longer than the poem. Just because… I want to, and I need to get this all out.
Okay so, before I set your boredom level any higher and make you say 'Why am I wasting my time on this' any louder, I'm gonna let you read the poem.
So. Start Reading. Now.
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The Right Girl
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The right girl would be…
The life of my party
The punch at my snack table
That crazy awesome beer
That makes me unstable
That girl who helps me
When I'm drunk and a fool
Like that time I got wasted
And almost drowned in their pool
That chick I can't talk to
Cause I can't find the words to say
A person who makes me happy
Who laughs with me each day
The one that's smart and educated
But sweet and sensitive too
That lovable blonde surfer
That person- it's you.
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R&R!