A/N: This is a VERY random story.
Disclaimer: I DON'T own Tekken (but soon will ROFL) and I do not own any of its characters. I LIKE SOUP!(Sorry. Random Soup Comment.)
Kazuya wakes up to find that his house is an aquarium.
"WHAT THE HELL?" MY HOUSE IS A ZOO! (told you it was random!) AND WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST! Kazuya could hear Heihachi saying this a million times over. He went out of the bedroom to only find that he was in Hell.
Jin woke up to see a news bulletin. The reporter said that a big thing had been found out. She said it was that Jin SUCKED. Then Jin realized that the reporter was Jun. "WTF!" he yelled. Then he saw Xiaoyu dancing on the ceiling. " HELLLOO BRAD PITT!" she yelled. " WHAT THE HECK!" he shouted. A/N: I TOLD you that this story was MAJORLY over random. Anyways, back to Jerry Springer- I mean the Mishima household. "IM NOT BRAD PITT AND WILL YOU GET THE HELL OF MY CEILING!" he yelled.
Lee woke up to find himself in a Louis Vuitton bag.(A/N: I WANT one of them!. He looked up. He saw that Marduk was the one carrying it. AND he was singing "Baby Hit Me One More Time" at the top of his voice. "AHHHHHHH!" Lee screamed. " I JUST WANT TO PLUCK MY RIBS OUT WITH A PAIR OF TWEEZERS!" He also found that Bryan was in the bag with him. " AHHHHH!" screamed Lee. " I HATE MARIA ALEKSANDRA!" Suddenly out of nowhere an elephant crapped on him.
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