ZOMG! The Shugo Chara Characters came over to our world! Oh, how fun! Well, fun for us anyways…. Watch, as I, and my insanely short, Bishie-obsessed friend Lisa embark on the greatest adventure of our lives: Shugo Charas in OUR WORLD! We're havin' lots of fun and drivin' everybody BONKERS!! XD there will be lots of Random Moments and Awkward Situations so long as we both shall live! This I promise! There will also be mentions of Amuto, as well as other pairings. Warning, also mentioned is the following:
Tadase bashing
Glomping (by Lisa)
Throwing of random fruits
Perverted cat boys
Youtube (which we don't own T.T)
Crazy anime obsessed girls (that's us!)
More Tadase bashing
Hyperness (ME!)
Chibi moments
Cursing
RANDOMNESS!!! XD
Akira: Welcome~Nyaa!! XD *is bouncing around*
Ikuto: *is staring at my hyperactiveness* you didn't even have anything! Why areyou hyper!?
Akira: KYAA!! I'm super excited!!! XD This is my first Shugo Chara story ever worked on!
Cast: Ohh….that's great!
Amu: Hopefullyshe'll be nicer than the other authors…
Kiki: Don't count on it…*sweatdrops*
Cast: Oh. Well then…*all burst out crying* WAAAAAAHHH!!!! NOOOOOO!!!! SAVE US!!
Akira: *stops bouncing and does evil pose* Yep! Muahahahahahaha!!!
Kiki: *sigh* Neither Akira nor Lisa ownShugo Chara (no matter how much they want to. ~Us: Waaahhh!!! *crying*)
*blah* ~doing
"Blah"~ talking
'Blah'~ thinking
Chapter 1: Unwanted, Yet Expected Visitors
It was a nice day, Monday to be exact, and the people were at peace just enjoying the beautiful day……Unless of course you happen to be a certain short, anime-addicted glompaholic named Layla. The said girl had just come out of a bookstore (won't say which one), and was now skipping down the street with her copy of the newest edition of Shugo Chara. She had been waiting for this for about two weeks now; after having to get her friends' permission to pre order the book for her, and begging for her to pay for it…(A/n:*sigh*)……
She suddenly stopped, when she heard a noise a couple feet to her right. Grinning like a madman, she ran towards the source and ended up in the park, which was, conveniently, only two blocks from her home. Looking around, her grin appeared to get bigger (if that's even possible) as Layla finally spotted the object of her desire: ice cream. (A/n:*sweatdrops*)
Charging over to the Ice Cream stand, it looked like a dust storm had hit, since, all of the customers that had previously occupied the space surrounding the stand, were now sprawled out all over the place in random directions. Some even ended up in the trees of the conveniently placed nearby woods. Stepping up to where the petrified ice cream guy stood bug-eyed and quaking in his now soaked underwear, Layla got a starry-eyed look on her face as she looked at all the different treats they had. Then, it happened. She suddenly got this really scary psychotic look on her face; which of course scared the shit out of the poor guy even more (literally), and she was about to say something (A: probably stupid-L: Hey!), when her pocket started playing My Boy (I don't know if it can be a ring tone or not), and she had to stop.
Knowing instantly who the person on the other end was, she wasted no time in answering it; completely forgetting about the poor, cowering ice cream man, or so he hoped, she pulled the thing out of her pocket and held it up to her ear. This in fact, was the biggest mistake of her life. The moment it touched her ear she had to hold it at arms-length once more, as a resounding "HELLOOOO!!!!!!" reached her eardrums. The force of it was so strong that the poor girl was sent back about two feet, thus effectively crashing into the stand…and spilling the ice cream stash. She stared……and cried…
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ In Some Other Universe ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
The Guardians decided to have a picnic today since there wasn't any school. Everybody had brought something to share for this. Yaya and Kukai brought cakes, cookies, and soda. Nadeshiko made sandwiches and tea, as well as ice cream (me: de ja vu, much?). Tadase brought games and chips; and Amu was stuck with the entertainment, Utau. They thought that it was actually turning out to be a fun day. Oh how very wrong they were…
A few hours into the picnic, who should appear but Ikuto the Perverted-Cosplay-Catboy-Who-Stalks-Amu!? XD Jumping down from the tree branch he was sitting in (*coughstalkingcough*), he walked up behind Amu as she was speaking to Yaya about something and…hugged her around the waist and whispered, "Hey Amu-koi.", before biting her ear. She blushed.
Tadagay---I mean, Tadase finally noticed Ikuto's presence (~perceptive, isn't he? ~) and quickly rounded on the poor cat-boy, yelling, "What are you doing here you cat!! Get away from Hinamori-san!!" Amu, who was still a blushing mess, had sort of calmed down enough to speak, "T-Tadase-kun i-it's fine, really--", she would've said more, but at that moment a swirling blue and pink portal (me: XD) showed up in the sky above their picnic area. Everyone was trying to hold onto something for dear life. The group was hanging onto the trees, Ikuto had Amu, Kairi somehow got Yaya, and the charas somehow managed to get back to their owners. Not like any of that actually helped much… With a collectively terrified scream, the guardians and friends went tumbling through the air and into the portal.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ Back with Layla ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
Her little game was over for now; fake crying was indeed one of her greatest weapons, next to blackmail. Nothing beat blackmail……'except for maybe Akira-chan,' she sighed, 'that girl is scary.' Anyways, the girl was now eating ice cream, it also happened to be her favorite—CHOCOLATE—and was sitting on a bench. You could tell she wasn't really paying much attention to her surroundings (except for the ice cream) by the way her eyes would get hazy and a sort of dazed look came on her face. She was thinking back to that phone call she had gotten earlier at the ice cream stand (A/n: she's sitting on a bench in front of the forest now). Her friend sounded pretty serious, and she's never been wrong before…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback Time! XD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A few seconds after Layla had stopped her waterworks (me: FAKE!!), she walked over to where her cell phone had landed and put it back to her ear. She could hear laughter on the other end, and she knew the owner of that phone didn't usually laugh that much. There only one logical explanation for this: the Shugo charas… Layla got pissed, and her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk (lol. ^-^); she pushed the speaker button, took a deep breath, and…
"STOP LAUGHING YOU GUYS! IT'S NOT FUNNY!" she yelled into the receiver. The laughter stopped almost immediately, though, she swore she heard someone cursing her in the background. Something around the lines of 'damn short person' and 'kuso, that hurt my ears!', or something like that…
She was about to yell at them some more, when she suddenly heard another voice…and they sounded pissed…
'Oi Risa, Kiki, Yori, and Shadow!! What the hell are you guys doing with my phone?!' the voice yelled. Recognizing the voice instantly, she paled and flinched away from the phone slightly. From the other end she could hear a soft 'oh shit' from one of the charas. 'Must have been Shadow' she thought. It was dead quiet after that……and then the screaming began. She heard multiple things, such as:
'It wasn't my idea-nya!' (Risa)
'I didn't take it!' (Yori)
'Stop glaring! You're scaring me!' (Kiki-duh) and the ever present…
'You have no proof-nya.' (Shadow)
They were all talking at the same time; she could barely tell who was saying what. Then suddenly there was a chorus of "DON'T KILL US!" and then the sound of the phone being dropped as they made their escape. It was quiet again, till she heard a silent 'I'll get them later' as she came and picked up the deserted phone.
'Moshi moshi.' She said.
"Hey Akira-chan!' said Layla ''How are doing?"
'Hn? Nothing much right now…just finished some new fanfictions earlier… Hey, actually there's something I wanted to talk to you about.'
"Hmm? What would that be exactly? Did something happen?"
'No, that's not it….I was just wondering…has anything…strange been happening to you lately?' Akira asked hesitantly.
"Well what exactly do you mean by strange?! Cuz you know, I'm not exactly normal myself?"
'Anything out of the ordinary! I'm talkin' serious strange, not your version. Aliens…. spacecrafts….portals that send people from other dimensions falling from the sky…stuff like that!' sheyelled/growled.
"Oh…well then no, I haven't really… Why? Is something bad happening?!"
'*sigh* No Layla. It's just…I'm getting a very strange feeling that's telling me something big is going to happen today…but I don't know what…'
"Wow. That sounds bad."
'Layla.'
"Yes?"
'It isserious!' growled/yelled Akira.
"Oh.", was her oh-so-smart reply. Akira growled.
''*sigh* Just keep eyes peeled for anything suspicious, and call if something happens; or else.'
"Yes mam!"
'Good.', then she hung up.
Staring at the phone for a few seconds, she got bored, closed the phone, and went back to the ice cream guy (who was apparently still scared) and asked him for a chocolate cone. Her mood instantly brightened when he said se didn't have to pay for it. So she smiled, and walked off with her treat to find a seat. Completely obvious as the poor guy sighed and began crying tears of joy as he saw her go.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ End Flashback XP~~~~~~~~~~~~
So now her she was, sitting on a deserted bench, near the woods, behind the park. She sat there and ate her ice cream, slowly but surely getting her senses back. She suddenly heard a sort of cracking sound. Like the sound of bubble wrap being popped on Christmas. She shrugged it off and continued eating her cone, which was by now melting. About five seconds later there was yet another crack; but this one was so loud, that it actually made her jump out of her seat (still holding the cone) looking around like a deranged squirrel. Layla sighed, and sat back on the bench. As she was about to take another lick, she heard a loud *thump* behind her, as something heavy fell to the ground. Curious as ever, she was about to go over and investigate, when something small and slightly heavy fell onto her head; a second later something else fell into her ice cream , covering her face with it. Looking down, she was shocked to see…
Akira: And this is where I stop! So how was it for my first try?
Ikuto: What the heck! What happened to me?! You promised me screen time! *looks pissed*
Lisa: My ice cream!! Nooooooooo!!!!!
Akira: *ignores that* what are you talking about?! You did get screen time!
Ikuto: Oh yeah?! And what was that, like, one line?
Lisa: *crying* my ice cream……
Akira: Well think of it this way at least you got to make her blush? And you got to bite her ear! That was a bonus!! You should be happy!!
Ikuto: I guess…*looks over at Amu and smirks*
Lisa: *stops crying and munches on chocolate pocky* Hey, what was up with that pink and blue portal-thingy?
Akira: Oh that, well I figured that since this is mostly Amuto fic-ness,I'd just use that combo for their universe! ^o^ wasn't that smart?!
Ikuto and Lisa: *stare*
Akira: whatever, you guys aren't much fun once u turns against me…but no matter. THE SHOW MUST GO ON!! I want--no, demand--everyone who reads this story to review like the wind!! More reviews = a happy us = MORE UPDATES!! YAY!! This one was almost 3,000 words!! HUZAH!!
Kiki: remember, reviews are love but not forced.
Shadow: and any flames will be used to burn Ikuto's violin…or his hair…and if you're a Tadase supporter, they will be used to set his butt on fire…
Both: please R & R!!
Ikuto: And for the love of all that is sane and music, don't flame!!
~BYE!!