Title: The Hat
Author: Pure-Pen a.k.a. Katie
Summary: Connie/Guy, all dialogue. "Are you ugh-ing me? I haven't even done anything!"
Disclaimer: I don't own the Mighty Ducks or any characters related to the movies no matter how much I want them. I'm just a lowly high school student with a cold who needed to distract myself.
"Ugh!"
"Are you ugh-ing me? I haven't even done anything."
"Yeah… right…"
"Oh enlighten me Queen Constance. What have I done to offend her royal highness?"
"Did you call me Constance?"
"…no?"
"Better not have."
"…Are you angry at me?"
"No. Why would I be?"
"Well first of all you're looking at me like that."
"…I don't know what you're talking about."
"There! You did it again!"
"How could I be doing it again if I don't know what you're talking about?!"
"Fine. Whatever Cons."
"Oh don't be stupid Guy."
"I'm the one being stupid? I'm the one who walked in here and was ugh-ed for no reason whatsoever!"
"I had a reason!"
"…"
"…"
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"What's your reason?"
"I can't tell you that!"
"Why not!"
"… You'll get mad."
"What does that mean?"
"What do you think it means?"
"You're stalling?"
"Am not!"
"Are so."
"Am not!"
"Are so."
"Stop saying that I am!"
"Stop denying that you aren't."
"Oh my God! You are so… frustrating!"
"Well if you just told me what I di—"
"YOU'RE WEARING THE HAT ALRIGHT!"
"…"
"That's why ok…"
"… What's wrong with my hat?"
"You're kidding right?"
"No."
"…"
"I'm not! I love this hat!"
"You've had it since before pee-wees."
"Precisely!"
"It's ugly."
"HEY! It has character."
"Guy, it's ugly."
"It is not!"
"It's old, it's worn out, and it's down-right ugly."
"Hey! Stop dissing the hat!"
"Don't you ever take it off?"
"…"
"I mean it. Do you?"
"Yes!"
"I've never seen you without it unless we were playing hockey."
"I only take it off for three occasions."
"Which are?"
"Hockey, sleeping, shower."
"…"
"Did you roll your eyes at me?"
"Not exactly."
"Why do you hate it so much anyways? No one else cares."
"Because I'm your girlfriend and it's my job to make sure you look presentable."
"Oh… Greeeeeat."
"…"
"…"
"Well it you insist on wearing a hat we can go to the mall and buy you a nice, clean baseball cap."
"But I don't even like baseball!"
"Fine! We'll get you one with a Minnesota Wild's logo on it!"
"But I like my hat."
"But Guy!"
"Connie, please?"
"Fine! The hat stays."
"Thank you dear."
"…"
"… What now?"
"You said that only on three occasions you take off your hat right?"
"Yeah… so?"
"Take off your hat."
"Why?"
"Well…"
"OH!"