Life On Mars – A Ron Hermione Story

It's a God awful small affair

To the girl with the mousey hair,

But her mummy is yelling, "No!"

And her daddy has told her to go,

She looks amazing! Ron thought as he watched her walk into the Yule ball. Why had he not asked her to come? Padma said something, from where she stood next to him, but he only had eyes for Her. Harry, coming in at the end of the line of champions, saw the incredulous look on Ron's face. It was about time! He thought.


But her friend is no where to be seen.

Now she walks through her sunken dream

To the seats with the clearest view

And she's hooked to the silver screen,

She looked in the crowd for Ron, but he was no where to be seen. She had thought he would at least come, just to see her. She had chosen her outfit especially.


But the film is sadd'ning bore

For she's lived it ten times or more.

She could spit in the eyes of fools

As they ask her to focus on

Why aren't I out there, Ron thought as he watched Krum parade her around to all his friends. He felt Padma grab at his arm. He hadn't noticed that he had been walking towards the pair. Ripping it out of her grip he strided over to Krum. He pulled out his wand and pointed it straight at Krum's heart. "Get away from her." Ron said, in a voice far firmer that he felt. Krum immediately pulled out his own wand, so that both boys were facing each other, wands pointed at each other.


Sailors

Fighting in the dance hall.

Oh man!

Look at those cavemen go.

It's the freakiest show.

"Ron, Krum! STOP IT! NOW!" She yelled, but they paid no attention to her. Close to tears, she looked up to see McGonagall pushing through the crowd of students


Take a look at the lawman

Beating up the wrong guy.

Oh man!

Wonder if he'll ever know

He's in the best selling show.

"It wasn't him professor!" Hermione pleaded. Then she stopped and thought about what she was doing. Why was she sticking up for RON of all people? He was such an arse!


Is there life on Mars?

It's on America's tortured brow

That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow.

Now the workers have struck for fame

'Cause Lennon's on sale again.

See the mice in their million hordes

From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads.

Rule Britannia is out of bounds

To my mother, my dog, and clowns,

"There was no need for any of that," she told Ron later, when he had returned to the common room, "I would never choose him over you." Where had that come from, she wondered. From the odd look on his face, she thought that Ron was probably thinking the same thing that she was.


But the film is a sadd'ning bore

'Cause I wrote it ten times or more.

It's about to be writ again

As I ask you to focus on

Looking into his eyes, she leaned in and gently placed her lips on his. Neither of them were prepared for the fireworks that erupted in their chests. They broke apart, continuing to look into each others eyes.


Sailors

Fighting in the dance hall.

Oh man!

Look at those cavemen go.

It's the freakiest show.

Take a look at the lawman

Beating up the wrong guy.

Oh man!

Wonder if he'll ever know

He's in the best selling show.

Is there life on Mars?

Ron whispered "Hermione" and then leaned in and kissed her again, hard on the mouth. The fireworks exploded again, but neither broke away. Both thought, at the same time, I can't believe this is happening!

Harry walked through the portrait entrance, and saw the two lovebirds snuggled up on the couch. He grinned, and continued to walk up to the dormitories.


A/N:

This is my first Harry Potter story that I have actually got round to completing.

I hope you all like it, and please review!

Jo