Hi's and hellos! Okay, yet another Ron/ Hermione romance to keep you all entertained until book #6 comes out, in which I'm sure Hermione and Ron will get together. Can you BELIEVE they haven't noticed how well suited they are? Hang on, book 6? BOOK 6? Then there will be book 7…………then nothing. SHOCK HORROR! What will become of my life when there are no more? I will wait for the last, then shrivel up and die. You see what has become of my life? All because of JK Rowling. Who, incidentally, I am not. No, I am from planet Pluto, and plan to steal Ms. Rowling away from her Edinburgh mansion and extricate her brain so I can manipulate her so she will NEVER stop writing about Hogwarts.
Yours,
Hermione Double.
Damn! Fred left a pile of gnome dung in my bed! Stupid git! I hate Harry for giving them all that dosh to start Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, but they're doing really well out of it- they're on about moving out now. Well, at least the house will be less cramped, but I don't doubt there will be much less laughter, and hopefully a lot less of Mum's screaming.
We're off to Grimmauld Place on Thursday. I'm not sure I want to go, not without Sirius. Harry's taking it hard, and I don't blame him. He lost his mum, his dad, and now the closest thing he had to a family. I felt awful for Sirius too, I mean he spent half his life in prison for a crime he didn't commit, and when he finally got out, he was banged up in his parent's old place and then he was murdered by his cousin. He left Grimmauld Place to Harry in his will, and Harry said it would be ok for us to carry on using it for the Order. I don't know what Harry will be like there when we have to stay and his godfather isn't there.
Speaking of Harry, we're picking him up on Friday and Hermione's coming up in an hour. God. Hermione!
I spoke to her in the felly-tone the other day. I like listening to her voice. God, I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say is that I DON'T like listening to her voice. You never understand what she's on about half the time, going on about spew and stuff, and speaking on those felly-tone things are weird- you can't actually SEE the other person. It's very odd.
Hermione said she wrote to Vicky the other day. He's such a prat. I don't know why she likes him so much. I mean, just because he can play Quidditch quite well. And she doesn't even like Quidditch! She insists that they're only pen friends. I ask you! Pen friends? Ha! Oh god, she'll be here soon.
What am I going to do? Er, urm………….. LOOK AT THE STATE OF MY ROOM! Urgh! Pig's left droppings all over the carpet, my clothes and books are everywhere and the remnants of the gnome dung are starting to smell. Better get to it then. Not that I'm trying to impress her or anything………………..
A/n: Hi again. In case you were wondering, I am not an alien, but I wouldn't mind making JK write more Harry forever more. But, unfortunately, you can't have everything in life. To anyone wondering about Hermione's Secrets, it is coming soon, and anyone wondering about Life after Hogwarts, I'm hugely sorry but I'm still waiting for inspiration- the muses don't like me much at the moment. Now PLEASE review or I won't continue this one.