Disclaimer: Do not own any of these characters, someone else was way smarter and more original than me.
You are definitely going to want the back story to this, it just came to me at work one night. I work at a steak house, and we were having to wait because people had come in right at close. So one of the cooks, a waitress and I were talking about old cartoons.
Somehow the waitress started singing this song, I couldn't get it out of my head, went home and listened to it till I got the words right, then this pops up. I couldn't help wondering what Harry's reaction to the wizarding world would be besides amazement.
Because, seriously, they are stuck in the dark ages and are very backwards in their thinking. So that must have been an odd change, and BOOM, a plot bunny strikes!
The song is Tiny Toon Adventrues Theme song if you want to look into it at youtube and listen while reading. I love it! On with the show! This is in November of third year. If the dates are off for the show I'm sorry, it's been a while since I've seen it.
Harry looked up at Dumbledore with disbelief written on his face. Just like everyone else in the great hall. They were partway through his third year at Hogwarts, and Sirius Black was still on the loose, so Dumbledore decided he would lighten the mood with a school wide project. Even the teachers were gaping at him, everyone thought he'd lost his mind.
Ten minutes earlier
Albus Dumbledore surveyed his students, they were all at their tables eating dinner. Gossip was still ongoing about Black's latest attempt on Halloween night, the kids were nervous and scared and he had come up with a plan to lighten the mood. It was perfect in his opinion!
Rising from his seat he caught everyone's attention immediately, they quickly quieted down to hear what the old wizard had to say. Not knowing that their suspicions of insanity were about to be confirmed.
"Students, I have come up with a project that I would like everyone to participate in. As you know this year has been tense, so to lighten the mood, I want you to tell us all about yourself."
Dumbledore stopped to check people's reactions and all he was getting was fish looks, especially from the purebloods and magic raised half-bloods.
"The muggle world does this very often-" here he got outraged cries from the purebloods, mostly Slytherins. "You will pick a song that explains yourself, or how you looked at something important in you life. Then write an explanation for why you picked that song, anonymously we will play it for the entire school and try to guess who is who!"
Complete silence met his proclamation.
End flashback
Two minutes later it was still silent, but muggleborn students were talking amongst
Dumbledore interrupted again with one last instruction, "this will be either a one- or two-person project. Now off to bed with you, the deadline is this Friday and we will randomly pick one or two a night till all of them are through."
Students left as soon as possible, some were already planning their projects out loud, and some (Malfoy) were vehemently against this "atrocity" they were forced to endure. Harry found it hilarious, and already had the perfect song in mind, now all he had to do was convince Hermione to agree to go in with him.
One month later
They had been going through songs for a little under a month, and no one had been able to guess which songs belonged to who. Harry had only known Deans because they shared a dorm, they (Hermione and him) had been careful to conceal their song choice.
Somehow a Ravenclaw had figured out how to get video to play as well, it had been a lot easier to decide who picked which song after that, cause people put their own pictures in them.
Harry had a sense of déjà vu as Dumbledore rose from his chair to start tonights selections. The first one Harry thought might have been Neville, it was all about plants, but he wasn't sure. After the two or three videos played Dumbledore would ask the students to point to who they thought the videos belonged to, rarely was anybody right.
The second video had puppy's in it, it was definitely from a first year female, no male liked that many fuzzy, cute animals.
Finally it was Harry and Hermione's turn, he couldn't wait till people saw what they had cooked up. Dumbledore looked at the paper, and then read aloud what they had sent in as they explanation.
"When we first came to the Wizarding World we couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of how you act and live, it's still mostly in the dark ages! So we thought this would be an accurate description of what we first saw." Dumbledore nodded to Minerva who started the video. The minute that the mugglborns heard the beginning notes they burst out laughing, quieting as the main characters started singing.
We're tiny,
we're toony, we're all a little looney, So
here's Acme Acres, it's a whole wide world apart, They're furry, they're funny, they're Babs and
Buster Bunny, At Acme Looniversity we earn our toon
degree,
And in this cartoony,
we're invading your TV!
We're comic dispensers, we crack up all
the censors,
On tiny toon adventures get a dose of comedy!
Our home sweet
home, it stands alone, a cartoon work of art!
The scripts were
rejected, expect the unexpected
On tiny toon adventures it's about
to start!
Montana Max has money, Elmyra is a pain!
Here's
Hamton and Plucky, Dizzy Devil's yucky,
Furrball's unlucky, and
Gogo is insane!
The teaching staff's been getting laughs since 1933!
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney,
It's tiny
toon adventures, come and join the fun! And now our song is
done!
Complete and uter silence followed, the muggleborns couldn't help it and started busting up laughing again.
Draco Malfoy, forgetting his pureblood decorum, stood up and said, "what in Merlin's name was that! They are making fun of out culture!"
The only thing that followed was laughter.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Okay, I know , I'm weird. But I just had to write this. It was so funny, and know its out of my head, thank goodness! Please review, and if you have any suggestions please tell me!