YAY!! People liked the Hisoka chapter!!! I m soooooooo happy!! This one is gonna be about Kurapica!!!! E-N-J-O-Y!!!

Ways to get on Kurapica's nerves:

Buy him a music player that repeats "Genei Ryodan" constantly in his ear

Glue it to his ear

Until he gets mad

Then remove it (be careful to not remove his ear!)

Keep reminding him of the Kuruta massacre at least 61 times per hour

Say that Kuroro is hot for him

Buy tickets for them (Kuroro and Kurapica) to go to watch a romantic movie

Pay Kuroro to hug him

Tightly

With kisses

Arrange a wedding between him and the dear leader of Genei Ryodan

Ask if he wants to be the groom or bride

Constantly

Scream "waa...Genei Ryodan!!!!" in Kurapica's ear every day at 3:50 am for a number of days

When he asks you what you are doing, you can just reply that you were dreaming

Rename him as 'Mr. Rabbit' and refuse to call him by any other name

If he asks you why, then say that rabbits have red eyes like him!

Give him carrots for every meal

Refuse to give him anything else

When he is sleeping, use permanent markers to draw whiskers, the nose, and tail of the rabbit

Dye his hair white

Then stick rabbit ears

Now he looks like a rabbit (when he wakes up, he WILL be agitated, so is eyes will turn red)

Laugh about it

For days

Post it on the web

Ask him if he is in love Genei Ryodan

Ask him if Genei Ryodan loves him

Ask him if he knows how to count to hundred

Ask him to count it for you

After he does, look at him and walk away laughing

Leave the confused Kurapica there, thinking about why you are laughing

Strangle him in his chains

Take away his bed

Replace it with moss, barks, leaves and things for a rabbit's burrow

Change his earrings (for those who don't know, Kurapica wears earrings!) so that it weights 100 tons

Push him in a river or lake or pool (do this in summer otherwise he might catch a cold!)

Watch as he stands there, soaking wet

Call him a waterlogged rabbit

Be careful not to let him get a cold

Liked this one better? Or was the last one better? I m thinking of making one for each: Killua, Gon, Illumi, and Biske... if you like it and want more, then just PM me!! Please review! Onegai!

-Arigatou!!

Destiny