Now for some potty humour.
After Scout had finished his delicious cereal and having an intelligent conversation with the Fridge Spy, Scout went to the training court.
The training court was a very, very large place. There were many utilities surrounding the main target practice area. There were spare targets for shooting, some extra weapons to shoot them with, some ammo in case you have shot all the bullets in your weapon, a water fountain for shooting- I mean display, and a toilet for crapping in.
Scout jogged in and looked around, there was nobody here to disturb him. He picked up his trusted Nail Gun and went to his personal arena to train within. Which by the way, was also huge. Scout's arena was a lot more wider, simply because Scout needed to run, and so Mann Co put in extra space for him... Yeah...
"Let's do this!" Scout muttered to himself as he prepped his Nail Gun and ran into the arena. Suddenly his stomach gurgled and he clutched it in pain. Now he regretted not going to the toilet last night, after having 3 burrito's, his instestine simply had to remove it all in one go.
Scout ran out of his arena and looked around rapidly, looking for the toilet. Aha! There it was! Scout ran for it as fast as he could, even faster than the time he caught Sniper touching himself... Boy his face was redder than Spy's suit.
After reaching the door, he went to a random stall and pulled down his trousers-
"Augh! Scout! Put up pants!" A deep Russian voice boomed. Scout jumped in fright and pulled his pants up. Looking around, he saw no Heavy. Unless... No...
"Heavy! What the frick are you doin' in the toilet?!" Scout exclaimed to the grinning Heavy.
"It is September 3rd! Heavy always go in toilet on September 3rd!"
"What, why?" Scout asked.
"Because переводчики плохо!" Heavy exclaimed.
Scout looked even more confused, "But... I... How did you even get in there, you fat bald bastard!"
Heavy looked unfazed by his insults, "It is Heavy's secret. Do not share with what you have just seen." And with that, Heavy reached out an arm (Impossibly, considering only his head was visible) and flushed the toilet, causing him to swirl and swirl down into the drains.
And that was how Scout encountered Heavy.
Now that,
*puts on sunglasses*
Is a EEEUUUGGGHHH!