1Interview With... The Ra'zac!
Bob: So here we are today with the infamous Ra'zac, hump-backed hooded monsters who roam Alagaesia, preying on innocent humans, but we aren't here to talk about that today. Today we want to get to know the real Ra'zac, who they are inside. So we'll start with a simple question, what are you're names, seeing as they have never before been mentioned in the books.
Ra'zac #1: Shorter Ra'zac
Ra'zac #2: Taller Ra'zac
Bob: And here I was hoping we'd have something else than you're description. We'll continue with some simple questions. Shorter Ra'zac what would you say is your favourite food?
Shorter Ra'zac: Flesssh
Bob: Er, okay then. Taller Ra'zac what do you enjoy drinking.
Taller Ra'zac: Flesssh Juice.
Bob: Right about know I'm wishing I wasn't made of flesh. What about colours? What's your favourite?
Both: Flesssh Tint
Bob: Okay moving on. Let's see if we can find a question here that can't be answered with flesh. How about this one, what's you're first childhood memory?
Taller Ra'zac: When I wasss four, and me and my brother were fighting and I got my firssst flesssh wound.
Shorter Ra'zac: Mine wasss when mom let me tassste my firssst piece of human flesssh.
Bob: You guys aren't hungry now by any chance are you?
Shorter Ra'zac: We're alwaysss hungry for flesssh.
Bob: We only have a few more questions so let's hurry up with this so I can leave. Now you two work for Galbatorix, what attracted you to that job?
Taller Ra'zac: The unlimited sssupply of flesssh.
Bob: I should have seen that one coming. If you could be anything other than Galbatorix's assassin, what would you be?
Shorter Ra'zac: Butchersss, of human flesssh.
Bob: Okay this question isn't on the list but I'm just going to ask it anyway. Do you think of anything other than flesh?
Shorter Ra'zac: No.
Taller Ra'zac: And right now we're thinking about how good your flesssh would tassste.
Bob: I think that's enough for this interview. So now you know a little more about the Ra'zac, or maybe you already knew that they're hideous creatures who are obsessed with human flesh. Now I feel the need to get out of here as soon as possible so my flesh can stay intact.