Vegita Vs. Goku

Battle of the Ancient Ritual

Goku and his son Gohan were walking down the plains of Mordor to the tower of Souron the evil sorcerer to destroy the ring of power. It was dark in the lands of Mordor, as the sun never shines on the evil land.

"Keep on the look out, Gohan, tell me the moment you see anything," Goku said.

"Wait, father, I think I see a man on the horizon over yonder," He alerted his father. As they had got closer to the figure the more clear it had become, it was a naked man. The man had hair growing in places that a normal man should not have hair.

"He must be Sayajin," Goku informed Gohan. No normal human could have hair in such places. The when the mans face came into view they both realized it was their arch nemesis 'Vegita'.

"Where is your tail Vegita?" Goku asked, Vegita turned around and spread his cheeks,

"I have completed the ancient ritual," Goku and Gohan both realized that Vegita's tail was completely inserted into his anal cavity.

"That is an evil ritual, you have betrayed your years of training! Run along Gohan, Go play with the hobbits, I have some business to take care of."

"You know I must now kill you..." Goku had informed Vegita.

"Do as you must, I am now the MOST POWERFUL Sayajin EVER! HAHAHAHA!"

Goku responded with a kick to Vegita's groin. Vegita quickly grabbed Goku's footsies and started swinging him in a figure eight. He threw Goku into the side of the mountain and the impact made a large shock wave. They continued fighting for hours until finally Goku's strength started to fail.

"You could never defeat me now that I am Anal," Vegita informed Goku

"Then I have no choice..."

Goku slowly started taking off his shirt and his pants. Then after a moment of silence, he started taking off his thong. His mind was racing, he did not wish to participate in such an evil ritual, but his life and the lives of countless others depended on it. So with much hesitation he dipped his tail into a puddle of mud and slowly inserted it into his pickle boffin. In and out and in and out, the ritual was painful and intense, and after much thrusting he pushed it in all the way. Slowly but surely he achieved an erection.

"Not to bad... for a beginner," Vegita said.

"I will now send you to the depths of hell!" Goku slowly walked towards Vegita and reached out and grabbed his smaller, but wider, member.

"I never realized that you could be so... 'frank'" He started stroking it in a soft, yet firm, fashion, unknown by any human standards. As they got closer he could feel Vegita's warm breath on his ear. Finally he felt Vegita's 'bush' on his body. Slowly Goku dropped to his knees and 'got down' to business.

"Hame Hame HAAAAAA!" Vegeta yelled.

Goku jumped out of the way, and Vegita let out a violent burst from his Dragon Ballz and out of his 'Ki'. The earth started to tremble and slowly, Vegita's tail was squeezed out of his grand canyon. Goku, meanwhile, was still imagining Vegita's smooth, moist frank in his love machine. Vegita's tail was completely ejected, along with some Sayajin Turds. Vegeta was knocked out after the event came to an end.

Goku walked back to his son Gohan... Battered and bruised.

"FATHER! I didn't know that you were so well equipped!"

"Lucky for you it runs int the family."

THE END