Harley, at the age of five, was playing at the beach. He was there with his mother, who was just watching him collect sea shells. And then, he just happened to look at two men kissing.
"Mom, why do men kiss so often here? Isn't it against the law or something?"
You see, homosexuals seem to be drawn to the water and glamorous places; I have NO IDEA why, but a lot of them live by coasts, or at least in cities. There are the homosexuals that seem to break this stereotype though, and I'm glad that some of them are sane enough not to have an uncontrollable urge to live wherever that has the most GLAMOUR. ...I mean, I'd say about 45% of them won't kill someone for a Madonna concert ticket, and 50% of THAT won't even try to harm anybody, but that's... um... I'm not sure exactly. XD I'm just guessing for most of the percentage stuff.
XD I don't have really much room to talk anyways... I've practically only seen homosexuals on TV... uh... anyways; before I put more shame on myself, let's get back to the story.
Now keep in mind, this is the Pokémon world I'm writing about, not our world, so they're lingo won't exactly be the same as ours... or any of their culture or religion for that matter.
And so, Harley saw some men kissing on a beach.
Harley's mom looked over to wear Harley was looking "Well... people do that when they love each other, and kissing isn't illegal, even in public."
Harley said back "Yeah, but don't most men just kiss woman?"
I've also got to mention that Pokémon was made by the Japanese, who aren't exactly as concerned about what their kids are exposed to as people from other countries. America, China, you name it, practically any country... maybe not the French... I'm not exactly sure what ANYONE thinks over there anymore (bad enough trying to remember all the stuff in America). Since the Japanese practically don't care what's on TV, they allow all kinds of stuff on there, except porn, you have to pay for that, and of course let us not forget bombs, after all, they got hit by atomic bombs, and the Japanese could have been entirely wiped off the face of the planet with those. The Japanese also have some strict school whatever, so I guess the kids in Japan are not stupid enough to copy everything they see on TV (that doesn't stop people from trying to Kame-Hame- Ha though. KAME-HAME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!).
Harley was a very smart boy for his age, but that's because his mom sort of educated him on stuff, facts of life and what-not. After all, if you don't know this stuff, how can you understand what they're saying on TV? I actually am taking Spanish so I know whatever Spanish people are saying on TV, and I plan on learning Japanese to watch anime without subtitles.
OKAY! ENOUGH WITH INTRODUCTION!
His mom replied to what he said "Yes, but not if they're angels."
This confused Harley "Angels?"
"Well, you see, some men are actually born as angels, it's sort of like a birth mark. They love men, kind of like the angels of god, except their love is more like the way a man loves a woman, and not a casual "I don't hate you" love. You're an angle to you know."
Harley was surprised "I am?"
Harley's mom walked over and hugged him "Of course, you're MY angel." And then she kissed him on the forehead "Though, we'll just have to wait to see if you love men or not."