Ways to annoy Near
Knock over his dice.
Burn his house of cards and leave chocolate at the scene of the crime.
Steal a piece of his puzzle.
Wreck his puzzle when he is not looking.
Paint his puzzles black.
Shove MelloxMatt yaoi in his face.
Shove MelloxNear yaoi in his face and say, "WE KNOW THE TRUTH!!"
Handcuff him to Mello.
Play the "Survivor" song over and over again.
Play with his hair.
Put bows in it.
Put a red sock in his laundry to turn his clothes pink.
Replace all of his clothes with green, glomp him, and yell, "I've caught myself a leprecon!"
Then at breakfast yell, "He's after me lucky charms!!"
Buy him a mood ring so you know what emotion he has. [Since he's unemotional.
Tell him that he's every child molester's dream.
E: Poor Near, but he is every child molesters dream, he plays with toys, he looks like hes 7, yet he's legal.
B: So true, so very true indeed. :3
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Ja ne.
B: And goddamn it E, I am not a damn perfectionist.
E: And I'm not Mello.
B: You so are.
E: And Ur a perfectionist.
B: AM NOT!
E: R 2.
-Argument goes on forever.-