Hi, everyone! I had this idea floating around my head for a while now and I just wanted to put it out there.
Here it is, The Vengeance of Iron
Chapter 1. The Hidden Leaf's Iron Demon
Naruto snickered to himself as he grabbed the forbidden scroll, he had no idea it would be this easy, he failed to realize that no other genin could have pulled this off, as he had far more stealth than was average. After all, running and hiding from villagers who want to kill you will do that, then running and hiding from shinobi and kunoichi who want to catch you for some prank you pulled will also increase your natural stealth and speed. It also helped to have a traitorous chunin place several genjutsu on the guards. He was about to wrap the scroll on his back when the door began to open behind him, he naturally panicked. He quickly grabbed the scroll and bolted for the window. He didn't have to worry about the Hokage, sexy jutsu had taken care of him. He leapt out the window and was on his way.
Naruto sat down the forbidden scroll in his lap, he smiled as he let it unroll the whole way down, he failed to notice the glass vial that slipped out of the bottom of the scroll and ended up at the base of a nearby tree.
"Let's see here, the first jutsu: Multi-shadow-clone Jutsu...aw man that's my worst jutsu," Naruto complained to nobody.
After two hours, Naruto sat on a tree trunk, panting in exhaustion. Iruka Umino showed up a few minutes later.
"NARUTO WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" He screamed. Naruto gave him his foxy grin.
"Haha, Hi Iruka-sensei! I guess I found you"
"Yeah…wait! what the hell!? I found you, idiot," Naruto kept smiling
"Oh, I guess you did, anyway I guess I can be a genin now, huh?," Iruka frowned, something wasn't right here.
"What are you talking about Naruto?"
"Mizuki-sensei told me if I got the forbidden scroll and learned one technique I would be able to become a genin."
Iruka's eyes widened and he barely sensed something behind him, he dived forward tackling Naruto to the ground as an over sized shuriken slashed through the space he had just occupied. "Ah Iruka why did you save the demon brat huh? Oh well, I'll just kill you both and take the scroll"
"What? You're the traitor! Why did you bring Naruto into this?"
"Felt like it" Mizuki grinned as he produced yet another over large shuriken and threw it at Naruto.
Naruto kept his eyes open, 'it won't end like this it can't end like this I'm gonna be Hokage' he cried out in defiance as the weapon approached, suddenly something blurred in front of his vision, he heard a grunt and a warm sticky substance splattered onto his forehead and left cheek. He looked up and was utterly shocked to see Iruka's smiling face looking down at him.
"Run Naruto, run now please." He whispered. Naruto shook his head, as he stood and quickly moved around Iruka, noticing the shuriken in his father figure's back. He growled and looked at Mizuki.
"You hurt Iruka-sensei again, and I'll kill you!" The traitor just laughed, Naruto yelled a battle cry and he charged, as he neared Mizuki just backhanded him hard. He slammed back first into a tree, he dropped to the ground and thought he heard glass break; he ignored it and the small pain in his right shoulder.
"I can't help but ask, Naruto, Have you ever wondered why the villagers hate your worthless guts?" Mizuki sneered. Naruto's eyes widened as did Iruka's.
"Shut up, Mizuki! You know that it's forbidden to tell him." Iruka screamed. Mizuki smirked and Naruto gasped.
"Of course, I forgot about the decree that the Third set forth, twelve years ago," He stated sarcastically.
"What is this...decree?" Naruto shakily asked. Mizuki laughed.
"Are you sure you really want to know? Twelve years ago, the fourth hokage was said to have used a forbidden jutsu that destroyed the nine-tailed fox. But that's only half the truth, the fox was a force of nature, an embodiment of pure chakra. Something like that can't be destroyed, only sealed." He said, ignoring Iruka's screams to stop.
"Do you understand Naruto? The decree was that no one was to tell you that the Nine-tailed fox is inside you." He said with a maddening look in his eyes.
Naruto's eyes widened in shock and realization.
"That's right, the very demon that attacked our village a dozen years ago. The very same monster that murdered Iruka's parents is inside of you. You ARE the Nine-tailed Fox."
"NO! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!" Naruto screamed in anguish. Raging blue chakra began to pulse and swirl around him. He suddenly remembered the technique he had learned. He made a single seal and gathered his chakra, both Mizuki and Iruka looked in his direction as he called out a technique, Iruka looked on with awe, Mizuki would have shit himself but he was too scared even for that. Lets just say the results where unpleasant.
Iruka smiled, he called Naruto over to him "Okay, close your eyes" He chuckled at Naruto's shocked expression when he realized that the forehead protector he was now wearing was Iruka's, Iruka laughed out loud as Naruto tackled him in a hug. The kid was really something; neither noticed the last tendrils of a silver substance that was absorbed into an exposed wound on his back.
Naruto stumbled into his apartment, he must have been more tired than he thought, after talking with the Hokage, going over everything, his excitement at becoming a genin had made him forget hearing glass break in the forest. He groaned as his stomach rolled over, only then did he realize how much he was sweating, he began to strip, preparing for bed. He was down to his boxers when he cried out in pain and grasped his right arm, which had felt cold to the touch, and fell to the floor, curling up, shivering, and sweating profusely. Soon unconsciousness claimed him, while the arm that he was grasping was slowly changing.
(Next Morning)
Naruto awoke with a serious ache in his head and when he went to rub it he was greeted to a very big surprise. "UWAAAAAAAH," Naruto's entire right arm, his shoulder and the right half of his upper body were partially transformed into metal.
And it hurt worse than hell, his headache didn't make anything easier either.
He slowly went to his closet and grabbed some black clothing before heading out.
(At the Academy)
Iruka sighed, Naruto was late again suddenly the door smashed open Iruka tiredly said "Your late Naruto" only then he noticed the shocked expressions on the students faces and some of their fearful gasps, he turned to the door and barely suppressed his own, Naruto was not wearing that orange jumpsuit that screamed 'I'm over here, come kill me' he was dressed all in black. Iruka looked over what he was wearing, it was a black trenchcoat that was worn over a black hoodie, black jean pants with an assortment of pockets, black ninja sandals with platings over the toes, and finally a black fingerless glove on his left hand. He walked into the room while using the wall to support himself.
"Hey, Iruka-sensei, can I get an aspirin or something? I feel like my head is coming apart," He moaned and rubbed his head with his right hand before collapsing.
Iruka immediately noticed Naruto's hand was partially metal and called to the chunin out in the hall. "Go to the hokage and tell him that Naruto is injured, I'll take him on ahead to the hospital to be examined." He ordered. The chunin nodded and vanished.
Iruka quickly grabbed Naruto before facing the class,"Sit tight and wait for me to return." He said before vanishing.
A certain pale-eyed girl began praying for her crush's health.
(Konoha Hospital)
"I don't know any other way to describe it. It's a biological phenomena that's made his organic tissue transmute into a metallic alloy. I can tell you that the metal itself has the same molecular density as iron." The med-nin explained to Iruka and the Hokage.
"I believe that I know what it really is. Can we see him?" The third asked.
The med-nin nodded and motioned for them to follow him. "We have him on vicodin to handle his headache and he may be a little slurry but bear with it," He opened a door to reveal a nurse with a scalpel in her hand, standing over Naruto's sleeping form.
"This is for my husband!" She declared and brought the scalpel down over Naruto's head.
Naruto's eyes snapped open and he brought his right hand up to stop the mini-knife.
Then it happened.
He flexed his hand in front of his face and it was covered in a transparent-green mist before turning silver along with a part of his forearm. The mist must have also acted as a mini-shockwave because the nurse was pushed back by it.
Suddenly, Naruto's hand was covered by the mist again and a three-bladed disc burst from his palm.
Out of instinct, he grasped it and slit the nurses throat before everyones eyes.
He turned toward the third with a look of pure terror on his face before looking back at the disc in his hand. He threw the disc out the window with a scream of fear. After a few moments, Naruto raised his hand to catch the weapon that flew back into his grip.
"Naruto, you need to calm down," The third calmly stated while slowly moving closer to Naruto's shaking form.
"Get someone to take this body out of here." Iruka ordered the doctor who nodded. He knew that the law for attempted assasination of Naruto Uzumaki resulted in death.
"Old man, Iruka-sensei, What's happening to me?" Naruto asked, still recovering from comitting his first kill. He willed the disc to be absorbed into his hand.
"The forbidden scroll wasn't just for containing forbidden jutsu, Naruto. It was apparently used to contain an old experimental biological weapon called "Technocyte." It was created by my advisor Danzo when he ran the ANBU ROOT division, He was ordered to cease all activity relating to it and destroy any and all data that he had on it, but he must have placed a liquid sample into a vial and stored it in the forbidden scroll." Hiruzen explained to the calming teen.
"What did this thing do?" Iruka asked.
"It changes a persons skin into a metallic alloy depending to the metal it first makes contact with, like a steel kunai would be dipped in the liquid technocyte and stabbed into a subjects arm or hand and cause a persons skin to turn into steel. In Naruto's case, the first metal it touched was the iron in his bloodstream. The catch for the power of the technocyte was that the transformation was so painful that it would drive the specimen mad, causing a complete mental breakdown. Naruto was saved from madness by the nine-tailed fox, I suppose. We also discovered that it can literally grow metallic items, like blades, wires, etc. The things that it grows are incredibly conductible. By that I mean that if you electrify it, it could generate electricity for a short while. The same with fire, you could burn it or freeze it if it touched ice." The Third finished.
"Great. Not only do I have the fox demon in me, now I have some kind of biological virus manifesting as my right arm. Is it treatable?"
The third shook his head. Naruto clenched his metal fist in aggravation.
"What about infection? Could I infect others" He asked.
"Only if your blood enters another person's body. But this could be a good thing, Come to my office in the morning after your test and I'll explain. Oh, and this isn't classified. You can tell all that you deem fit if you wish." The third said before excusing himself.
"I think I can go back to the Academy, Iruka-sensei." Naruto said before sluggishly getting out of the bed.
"Are you sure, Naruto? The past few days have been trying for you," Iruka said as he made sure Naruto would be stable on his feet.
"I've been prescribed Vicodin, I have to take one or two every few hours or so to insure my headache doesn't get too bad. I guess the fox can only do so much." Naruto said as he opened the door and walked out with Iruka following him. Iruka grabbed Naruto's coat from the rack once he realized that Naruto's hoodie was missing its right sleeve and revealed his entire infection.
(Back at the Academy)
"I'm sorry to keep you all waiting," Iruka said as he walked into the room with Naruto coming in behind him, wearing his trenchcoat.
Naruto walked up to sit next to Hinata and put his head down on the desk, Hinata nearly fainted in relief at the thought of her crush being alright and sitting next to her.
Others didn't take it so well.
"Who the hell does he think he is? Sitting next to MY Hinata." Kiba Inuzuka thought and growled quietly to himself.
"Why aren't you sitting in your usual seat, Naruto?" Choji Akamichi asked worriedly.
"Hinata's quieter than most and my head can't take much noise right now." He mumbled loudly enough to be heard.
"How pathetic!" Sasuke Uchiha said. Naruto lifted his left arm and flipped him off.
"If you went throgh the ordeal that I just experienced, you'd literally lose what little sanity your arrogant ass has left." He mumbled loudly.
"Hey, You can't talk to my Sasuke like that," Sakura shouted and approached Naruto menacingly.
Naruto raised his right hand and to his, and everyone else's surprise, a metallic web-like substance shot from his hand and slapped onto her mouth.
Naruto raised his head, "Please don't yell." He said before putting his head back down.
"That's enough, Sakura. Sit down," Iruka ordered. Naruto smirked as Sakura gave up trying to pull the webbing off of her face and sat down glaring at him while breathing through her nose. "Now I'm going to announce the teams, Team 1..." Naruto didn't pay attention until his name was called. "Team 7: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno." There was a heavily muffled squeal at this, then everyone was shocked when a slightly muffled "Dammit" came from Naruto. "Team 8: Kiba Inuzuka and Akamaru, Shino Aburame, and Hinata Hyuga." Kiba whooped while Shino gave no outward reaction, and Hinata frowned at not being with Naruto. Team 10: Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi, and Ino Yamanaka." Shikamaru grumbled "Troublesome," Choji continued to eat his chips while Ino shouted about not being with Sasuke until Naruto shot another metallic webbing onto her mouth.
"I nicely asked you all to not yell," He said.
"Congratulations, everyone you've made me very proud. Your jonin sensei's will be here soon to pick you all up." Iruka said before walking out of the room.
The jounins came and gathered their teams till all that where left was team 7. Naruto willed the webbing on Ino's mouth back into his arm before she left.
Sakura, once again, tried to clobber Naruto, but he jumped up to the ceiling and hung onto the support beam.
"What part of "I have a headache" do you not understand?" He irritatingly asked before jumping down.
Sasuke watched Naruto sit down in the front row and pull out a white pill from his pouch and a bottle of water. He dropped the pill in his mouth and washed it down with a few gulps of water.
"What was that?" He asked.
Naruto looked at him, slightly better looking than before.
"Vicodin." He said simply.
Sasuke and Sakura's eyes widened. What could have happened to make doctors prescribe him Vicodin.
(Two hours later)
Naruto woke up from his nap as he sensed someone approaching, he muttered "He's here" To himself, Earning a confused then shocked look from Sasuke as their new sensei opened the door and entered. "Hello…uhh, What is that on her mouth" Naruto simply yawned and stood up.
"Well, meet me on the roof in five," He said before vanishing in a puff of smoke. The genin walked out the door.
Kakashi was beginning his personal preparation for talking to the genins what he'd tell them and what he wouldn't, when he heard footsteps approaching him.
"Okay introduce yourselves" where the first words that their new sensei spoke when they sat down on the steps.
"Uhh sensei? Why don't you go first? So we know what to do." Naruto suggested. He held his right hand up and summoned the webbing on Sakura's face to his palm, elicting a yelp of pain from her.
"Okay my name is Kakashi Hatake I have dislikes and likes, I have many hobbies and I have a dream"
The students all had the same thought, "we only learned his name."
"Okay I'm done, you go pinky,"
Sakura was irritated at the nickname her introduction was punctuated with many giggles and glances at Sasuke and a very loud "I HATE NARUTO!" which earned a chuckle from said blonde.
Sasuke introduced himself in his usual cold and ruthless tone of voice, "My name is Sasuke Uchiha, I have no likes, I have too many dislikes to say, My dream, no, my ambition is to kill a certain man and revive my clan to its true glory," He finished.
"My name is Naruto Uzamaki, I like my friends, ramen, and animals, I hate the three minutes it takes to cook ramen, and every person that's ever hurt me, my hobbies are learning Jutsus, training, eating ramen, and playing with animals, my dreams are to master my new ability and become Hokage."
The ones listening to this where shocked for two different reasons…firstly, it was delivered in a calm precise voice, not jumping up and down and yelling. Secondly because his ambition was rather far fetched.
"Uhh good now I want you to meet me at 7:00 A.M. tomorrow morning at training ground seven to pass the real genin test."
"REAL GENIN TEST…we already are genin" yelled Sakura.
"No that test was just to cut out the wannabes, this test is the real one. Out of all who passed, only nine get to be genin, the rest go back to the academy. Okay, see you then, Oh, and don't eat breakfast or you'll just throw up." He poofed away, leaving three stunned genin hopefuls, Naruto was the first to recover. He stood to leave but was confronted by Sakura.
"I got some questions, what the hell did you cover my mouth with, why did you do it and why are you trying to dress cool? Are you trying to look better than Sasuke because no one can do that?"
"Uhh, the stuff was metallic webbing." He said before walking away, leaving Sakura to try and ask Sasuke out.
(In training area 44)
Naruto swallowed another Vicodin before walking into the dark forest. Once he was about a mile in he brought his left hand fingers to his mouth and whistled.
After a few minutes, two animals appeared.
One was a slender Red fox named Mugen, that he had saved from a drunken man a few years ago. The fox was examined by Tsume Inuzuka, Kiba's mother, she had discovered that the fox had incredible chakra reserves just like their ninja hounds. The other was a Shiruba-hane taka(I don't speak japanese, so, did get that right?), or a silver-winged hawk he had named Jin. An extremely rare bird that was nearly extinct. He had found the egg when he was eight and nurtured it to adulthood. Now, it was fully grown into a glorious sight in the sky.
Mugen used his claws to climb up his clothes until he had nestled himself into Naruto's hood. Jin swooped around his head and nestled onto his left shoulder.
"I've got a lot to tell you two." He said before beginning his tale, unaware that he was followed.
Kakashi watched and listened from a tree branch as Naruto told his story to the two little animals. The third had told him about Naruto's condition and he wanted to see just what it was capable of.
(One hour later)
"That's the story, It's getting late so I guess I'll see you two later," Naruto said before placing the two down and turning to leave. He was surprised when they ended up back in their respective perch.
"The two of you finally want to go home with me?" His answer was Mugen licking his cheek and Jin nibbling affectionately on his ear.
"Alright! Let's go home," He sad before walking back to the village.
Kakashi suddenly appeared before him.
"That's an interesting tale," He said casually.
Naruto popped his neck as Jin's feathers furled and Mugen growled. "I was wondering when you'd reveal yourself," He said.
"You knew I was there?" Kakashi asked.
"You may want to take a bath cause you smell like dog," Naruto responded, patting his two little friends to calm them.
"I'm not here to fight you. I just want to see the technocyte."
Naruto motioned for Jin to jump on his head and the hawk did so before Naruto removed his trenchcoat to reveal his semi-metallic limb.
Kakashi observed it for a moment before addressing Naruto. "Are you going to tell your teammates?" He asked.
Naruto shrugged, "I don't know, Sakura's always hated my guts so this ought to increase it a bit. Sasuke's a different story. His hunger for power is insatiable, once he sees what I can do he'll demand that I give him the same thing. Doing so would either drive him literally mad from the pain or kill him. Either option's fine with me but I can't afford to let those civillian council jackasses get any ammo on me, You can tell them if you want," Naruto said as he replaced his trenchcoat.
Kakashi nodded.
"It's your power. You have to be the one to tell them if you want to." He said before waving goodbye and disappearing in a wisp of smoke.
Naruto and his new pets slowly walked to the village.
(The next morning)
Naruto awoke at 6:00 A.M. due to his alarm clock. Once he shut it off, he looked at his arm to see that the entire forearm was a sterling silver color.
"That's interesting, don't you think?" He muttered to Mugen and Jin, who were awakened by the sound of the alarm. He threw the blankets off and put on his clothes from yesterday. He didn't feel like wearing his orange jumpsuit anymore for some reason.
He showered and brushed his teeth in a hurry before swallowing another vicodin. He had asked the Akimichi clan head for a special pouch that wouldn't run out of certain provisions, in his case, Vicodin.
He grabbed a few apples off the kitchen counter and ran out the door with his animals perched on their usual place. He was soon sprinting and leaping over the rooftops.
(Training ground number 7)
Sakura was angry, Sasuke was annoying her and she could have sworn he had mumbled "Where is that dobe?" Which obviously meant Naruto. Why was Sasuke thinking or even seemingly worried about Naruto, and where was he? He was late for some reason.
Sakura heard a rustle to her left. She looked in said direction and gasped, Naruto appeared with a fox in his hood and a hawk on his shoulder, he casually waved and spoke "Howdy guys," Sakura snapped "WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?", Naruto winced at the volume, he now knew to not piss off Sakura without a handy supply of Vicodin.
"I felt sick last night for some reason and it kept me up so I slept late this morning sorry," Sakura glared at him and Sasuke merely 'Hmphed."
Naruto sat down.
One hour after Naruto's arrival Kakashi arrived with a simple "Yo!"
"YOU'RE LATE" Sakura screeched while the three males winced at the volume.
"I got lost on the road of life."
Naruto chuckled at the lame excuse while Sakura screeched again "LIAR."
Kakashi gave a creepy 'eye' smile. He pulled out two bells on strings and tied them to his belt. "Your objective is to get these bells one for each of you"
Sakura noticed what was wrong with this immediately "But sensei there are only two bells"
"Correct Sakura that means only two of you can pass, those who get a bell pass the test" explained the Cyclops his single eye showing obvious amusement. Several thoughts where running through the heads of the three potential genin,
"They will only slow me down. I must pass, I will pass." Sasuke thought.
"oh no! if I fail I will be separated from my Sasuke-kun." Sakura thought.
Naruto, Jin, and Mugen yawned.
Kakashi nodded, he pulled out an alarm clock and set it "You have three hours to complete the test" with that the three humans and fox leapt away, while the hawk took to the sky.
Kakashi sighed, this was probably another team he would fail the council had suggested that if the team failed he should take Sasuke as an apprentice, he wouldn't do that he refused to, those bastard council members had tried to use Obito's death as a reason why he should teach the Uchiha alone, he had almost caved but he remembered that Obito had prized teamwork above all others, he did however know that once he awoke his Sharingan, team or not, he would have no choice for he was the only one who could teach him. He pulled out the greatest book of all time or at least to him, suddenly he felt a presence a few meters behind him. He turned to see Naruto without his trenchcoat.
"So, You want to challenge me one-on-one?" He asked.
His answer was in the form of Naruto growing the 3-bladed disc he had dubbed the Glaive, out of his hand and grasping it.
Naruto pulled his arm back and hurled the glaive with all his strength.
Kakashi ducked under the bladed disc and watched puncture the rock on the other end of the training grounds.
"Nice power, but not quick enough," Kakashi lectured and turned to face Naruto who was...
smirking?
Naruto held his hand out and the glaive pulled itself free from the stone and managed to knick Kakashi's cheek before Naruto grabbed it.
"How's that for quick?" Naruto asked. He spun the glaive with his pointer finger through the center ring, mockingly.
Kakashi's eye widened at what happened. "He actually cut me, one of the best jonin of the Hidden Leaf." He put his copy of Make-out Paradise in his pouch and pulled out a kunai.
Naruto absorbed the glaive and replaced it with a katana. The hilt had a two pronged hand guard and was completely silver(It's Mugen's sword from Samurai Champloo, only it's pure silver).
"I may need to get some lessons on how to use this thing properly but I'll manage for now," Naruto said while twirling the sword like a baton.
They charged at eachother and the dance of blades began.
(With Sasuke)
"This is impossible! How can the class deadlast stand toe-to-toe against a jonin-level ninja?" Sasuke whispered as he watched the sparks fly from the clashing blades.
(With Sakura)
"Idon't know how he's doing that but my Sasuke could do that with his eyes closed," She thought as she moved through the bushes to find the object of her affections.
(With Naruto and Kakashi)
Naruto blocked another strike from his sensei's kunai with a spear he had switched to when his sword was getting boring.
"Even though I know you're holding back, it feels good to know that I can keep a jonin on his toes." Naruto said once he flipped away to get some distance.
"If I could guess, I would say that your combat skills reach mid-chunin at the highest," Kakashi commented before dodging a stab from Naruto's spear.
Kakashi rolled to the left to come face-to-face with Naruto's fox. "I think that you should get the animals out of here, or else they may get caught in the crossfire." He suggested.
His reply was Naruto twirling the spear and slamming the butt of it on the ground and pointing his left pointer finger at Mugen.
Kakashi looked back at the fox to see it baring its fangs at him as though he were smiling himself.
Before throwing his head shooting a plume of flames out of his mouth.
Kakashi's eye widened before he jumped out of the way. "Fire style jutsu!?"
Up in the air, he came face-to-beak with Naruto's hawk. The bird shrieked and flapped its shining wings ferociously. To Kakashi's surprise, the wings blew an intense gust of wind at him."Wind style justu too!?"
Kakashi impacted into a tree, only to poof into a log.
"Substitution jutsu." Naruto muttered before running into the trees with his animals following him.
(In the woods)
"Damn! He's better than I anticipated. And his animals are capable of jutsu," Kakashi thought as he caught his breath, leaning against a tree. He felt a slight change in the wind and dodged the kunai and shuriken that would have hit him. They looked like normal weapons so he knew that they belonged to Sasuke or Sakura, most likely, Sasuke. He was proven right when Sasuke sprinted out of the bushes and reached out to take the bells. Kakashi grabbed Sasuke's wrist and flipped him over, then he blocked a kick before jumping out of his range. "You're a little different from the others, aren't you?"
Sasuke gave him an arrogant smirk, "Of course I am. I'm an Uchiha," He exclaimed.
Kakashi smirked underneath his mask. "But, I doubt that you'd be anywhere near as challenging as Naruto and his ninja animals." He said loudly before taking out his book. He heard a snicker from the branches above him, Naruto decided to watch the show, apparently.
Sasuke growled before taking out a kunai and throwing it at a rope in the bushes to his left.
"A trap?" Kakashi thought amusedly. He jumped into the clearing to dodge the kunai that stuck themselves in the ground where he stood before. He turned a page in his book.
Sasuke rushed towards Kakashi with a kunai in hand.
(With Naruto)
He smiled to himself when Sasuke used Fire style: Fireball jutsu after realizing that his taijutsu wasn't working and then Kakashi used Earth style: headhunter jutsu to bury Sasuke up to his neck in the earth. Kakashi paused for a moment, searching for him, "or Sakura," Naruto added mentally. He was answered when his sensei sprinted into the woods and moments later, a girl's scream was heard. Naruto's eyes widened and he ran to the point of origin to see Sakura on the ground. He carefully walked over to her to inspect her. "She fainted, must have been genjutsu." He muttered. "Damn! I don't know how to dispel those things," He thought and, to his surprise, Sakura began to stir. "Easy! You were caught in a genjutsu," Naruto explained.
Sakura merely glanced at him before jumping to her feet in a hysterical fit. "Sasuke! Where's my Sasuke!?" She would have screamed even more, but Naruto's metallic hand slapped onto her mouth to silence her rant.
"Calm down. Sasuke's in the clearing, buried to his neck in the ground." He explained with a chuckle. Sasuke's angry-looking face sticking out of the ground was a funny image.
Sakura glowered at him until she took notice of his hand. She jumped away while frantically screaming "What happened to your arm!?"
"Long story, I'll explain later, after we get our jackass teammate out of the ground," He said before standing up and walking away. She reluctantly followed. Naruto suddenly stopped, "Teammate? Team... Aw, son of a..." He ran his fingers through his hair in aggravation. He had learned the meaning of this test.
(With Kakashi)
"He got it," He thought as he watched Naruto explain his theory to Sakura, who was skeptic.
(With Naruto and Sakura)
"It makes perfect sense! Why the hell else would he take out only two bells? Have you ever heard of only a two-man team?" Naruto asked the frustratingly persistent girl.
"Maybe he just wants to train me and Sasuke," For that comment, she was slapped upside her head by Naruto's iron hand.
"For the love of Kami! You're supposed to be a fucking bookworm, but you're just a worthless fangirl living in a fantasy land. Grow up and help me do this, or get the hell out of my way." Naruto furiously exclaimed before waklking into the woods.
"I'm not living in a fantasy world. I'll get that bell with Sasuke and you'll be sent back to the academy like the pathetic loser you are." She screamed before running into the clearing.
Naruto noticed that she didn't deny being a worthless fangirl.
"You know it's gonna be impossible to work with these two, right?" He asked without looking up.
"I hoped that being around you would have changed them for the better," Kakashi said before reaching down and ruffling Naruto's hair.
"You would've passed the test for trying to get her to work with you, at least." He commented before disappearing.
Naruto was about to follow him only to be stopped in his tracks by the alarm clock bell ringing.
He sighed as he walked to the three posts in the center of the clearing.
(Ten minutes later)
Naruto gulped down another two vicodins as he amusingly watched Sakura try to escape from her predicament.
Kakashi had decided that she was to be tied to the post since she hadn't really put any effort into trying to get the bells.
"After much consideration, I have decided not to send you three to the academy." He cheerfully said. Sakura cheered and Sasuke smirked. Naruto sighed and leaned on the right post as his animals got situated on his person.
"I have decided to bump Sasuke and Sakura from the entire ninja program and to have Naruto placed onto another team for another chance to become a full-fledged genin." Much to Naruto's shock and Sakura and Sasuke's dismay.
"But you said that I "would've passed" I assumed that it meant I failed." Naruto confusingly stated.
"I may not have passed you, but you have the potential of an incredible shinobi. So i'll give you to another team to get another chance to prove yourself." He explained with his'eye' smile. He heard Sasuke growl and countered his assault by throwing him to the ground and holding Sasuke's wrist behind his back.
"You can't do that to him." Sakura exclaimed. Kakashi chuckled bitterly.
"Just imagine if I were an enemy shinobi right now," he reached into his pouch and took out a kunai. He held it to Sasuke's neck while staring at Naruto. "Naruto, kill Sakura now or Sasuke dies!" He ordered.
Naruto just raised his eyebrow. "Don't tempt me, I killed a nurse yesterday, and Sakura's death won't affect the villages current manpower that much, if any at all." He explained while petting Mugen and stroking Jins head.
"Good deduction," Kakashi stated before releasing Sasuke and walking to the large crystal-shaped stone on the opposite end of the clearing.
"Do any of you know what this monument represents?" He asked only to get shaking heads to indicate 'no'.
"This is the memorial stone, and on it are the names of all Hidden leaf shinobi who have been KIA." He explained. "If there was anything I learned from my days as a genin, it was my teammates last words to me, Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are beyond trash," He continued. "I want you three to think about this and you two to eat the box lunches that I've prepared. Under no circumstance are you to feed anything to Sakura. I'll give you one last chance to prove that you can work together and pass my test. I'll be back later." he said before disappearing.
Naruto opened his box and placed it on the ground so Mugen and Jin could eat the food inside. Sasuke growled and opened his before digging in.
"Sasuke, Give some of your food to Sakura." Naruto said after a few minutes.
Sasuke sneered. "What makes you think that just because you somehow kissed up to the new teacher, you can boss me around."
Naruto sighed again before taking another Vicodin, "The fact that we need to be at full srength for the test that he's going to give us, says to do what I just said." He replied before taking out an apple and begin eating it.
Sasuke looked at Naruto's arm and scowled. "Tell me about that arm first." He demanded.
Naruto finished his apple and threw the core into the woods. "It all started after the genin exam...." Naruto finished his story after ten minutes. He left out the parts about the technocytes special abilities.
After he finished, he knew what was coming. "Give it to me!" Sasuke demanded.
"I can't just "give" a killing virus to you, Duck-ass. It would drive you mad from the transformation and then i'd have to kill you. Normally I wouldn't complain about that little treat but I can't let the council have any reason to execute me." He explained before shooting a metal web at Sasuke's box lunch and zipping it into his hand. He tried to feed Sakura but she refused to let him feed her.
"You can either eat it or I can make an I.V. and put the food in you that way." She started eating immediately.
"I believe that I said not to feed her under any circumstance," Kakashi said from right behind Naruto.
Naruto and Sakura screamed.
"I don't really have a choice, I guess you all pass." Naruto and Sakura cheered while Sasuke smirked.
"Naruto, the Hokage wants to talk to you. The rest of you will stay behind for a lecture." He said.
Naruto immediately ran off.
(Council meeting Chambers)
"Why have you called us here, Lord Hokage?" Hiashi Hyuga asked the Hokage. Among the Third in the room were the individual clan heads and Sarutobi's advisors. Shikaku Nara, Inoichi Yamanaka, Choza Akimichi, Tsume Inuzuka, and Shibi Aburame. The Advisors were Sarutobi's old teammates from his genin days. The others were civillian council members who were not really worth mentioning and the old war-hawk Danzo.
"I called you all here to speak of a possibly new bloodline in the village." He said.
The room's occupants all had surprised reactions.
"He should be here in a few minutes." He said and was proven right when Naruto burst in through the door, panting from running all the way there.
"Sorry i'm late, old man. Kakashi-sensei's test took longer than I thought," He said as he stood next to the thirds chair.
"What is he doing here?" A civillian councilman asked nastily.
"He is here to be examined and possibly given a clan status and position on the council depending on the results of his examination."
"Really?" Naruto asked.
"Why would you give that thing a position of power?"
Sarutobi was about to interject but was beaten to it by Naruto. "Unless you want me to show you what this arm can really do, you'd better shut up," He said, he instinctively grew the glaive in his palm much to everyones shock. Danzo sweated slightly when he realized what that was.
"Is that why you want to give him a clan status?" Tsume asked.
"I believe that you all know what this arm is made from, and I can assure you, Danzo, that there will be reprocussions," Sarutobi said to the council and glared at Danzo. "This ability could possibly be passed to his children and the rest of his descendents. Imagine it, Shinobi that can grow their weapons from the palm of their hands. I propose that Naruto be given a clan status and all of the benefits with it." He finished.
The shinobi council contemplated this decision as the civillian council blatantly objected but were ignored. Naruto was a nervous wreck this whole time, "Oh my God! This is huge! I might get a seat among the council! And better yet, I might be able to start my own clan," The thought of his own clan, children running around a yard with him and a shadowed sillhouette of a beautiful figure, he pictured as his wife standing next to him, holding a blonde-haired baby, flew around in his head.
"We have come to a decision." Hiashi stated when everyone was done murmuring. Naruto felt like his heart stopped.
"We accept your proposition and we will give Naruto Uzumaki a Clan head status with the benefits," He said.
"Which are...?" Naruto asked curiously.
"A seat among the Ninja council and because you are the founder of a clan, you must have five wives at the least." Sarutobi explained.
Naruto nodded his head at the explaination. Then his eyes widened. "Did you just say five wives?" He stupidly asked. He unknowingly, once again, absorbed his glaive.
They all nodded.
"Ahhhh! I need a drink and some Vicodin." He walked to a cabinet on the end of the other side of the room and pulled out a jar of sake, he pulled out three Vicodin pills and swallowed them down with the sake.
"Please explain the pros and cons about this thing to these nice people for me." He held up the jar of sake. "Uzumaki, out!" He said before falling backwards in a dead faint. The jar fell and shattered into pieces.
That's chapter one of my new story, I hope you all like it and I am very sorry for any mistakes.
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