Diary of a Loser
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Entry 1
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Hello diar- I mean journal! Luigi here! I just got you... AND I CAN FINALLY EXPRESS MYSELF FREELY!
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Ow! A whole bunch of people tossed rocks at me for saying something corny! Anyway, I should really get ready. I'm joining in on a new Mario Kart Grand Prix. Well, wish me luck diary! i mean journal.
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Ahh... It's the final race and I'm in 2nd. I just need to beat King Boo. Oh I hate him... I just need to get a first place to win!
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I'm very sorry i got you soaking wet diary. You see, I was doing a race in Koopa Falls and I was in first. That's when it happened. I drove up a ramp near the finish line. However, I ran out of gas in the air, and I couldn't make it to the other side. I fell down and I looked at King Boo flying above. Then my kart hits a rock and blows up and I fall into a river, which lead me into a waterfall! And guess what? The lake at the bottom of the waterfall was filled with Nibblers! I had to hike up the mountain in terrible pain! When I got there, everyone was cheering for King Boo... AND EVERYONE LAUGHED AT ME! In fact, they're laughing at me right now for having a diary! Well, I gotta leave... before my rep gets worse. Luigi, signing off.
To be continued...