A/N This story is completely for fun...
Finnick heard his alarm clock ring, "I'M HOT AND I KNOW IT! OOOOO.. GRRRRRRRRLLLLL, LOOK AT DIS BODY! OOO! GIRL, LOOK AT THIS BODY! OOOO! GIRL, LOOK AT DIS BODY! I-I-I-I-I I WORK OUT!"
He opened his GORGEOUS eyes and smiled as he listened to his alarm clock, then he jumped out of his bed and turned his alarm clock off. He then turned the radio on as he walked to the mirror.
"Oh, your so hot, Finn, the ladies will be all over you today... MUHAHAHAAHAHAHA! ...that was weird..." Finnick said as he got his comb and gel. He poured all the gel on his head and swooshed it around. Finally, he got the gel to keep every single hair in place. He combed his gel-ish hair to make it look GORGEOUS! ( A/N... weird, whenever I say gorgeous I always say it in caps O_O) Finnick turned off the radio and put some pants on with a grey v neck t-shirt.
Finnick walked downstairs and looked out the window; turns out, every girl in District 4 was camping out in his backyard screaming, "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FINNICK! PLEASE MARRY ME!"
Finnick didn't reply to the weird lady who yelled it. He called his girl-friend Annie-she's crazy but she's cute so... so what if she's crazy and she hates grasshoppers and chest hair? ...Okay that last one was weird... ANYWAYS, "Today's Friday," He smiled as he danced around.
"FRIDAY! FRIDAY! EVERYONE LOVES FRIDAY!" He stopped dancing looked at the clock, it was 7:00 AM, "7 AM AND I GO BACK TO SLEEP!" He sang as he fell on the couch and instantly fell asleep. What Finnick didn't know was Annie picked up,
"FINNY! I WAS..FGDHTDHFYFJUUDT! ooh.. that don't sound right... anyways I'm the tired I everest beeners... SLEEPY... OOH THE ICE CREAM MAN!" Annie spoke gibberish as she dropped the cell phone and ran outside, punched the ice cream man, ate all the ice cream, and ran back inside. She picked up the phone and only heard,
"HHHHRRRRR... BRRRKKK... NNNKKK,,,,,, FRRRRR..."
Finnick was snoring into the phone. He suddenly he woke up.
"HEY ANNIE I'M GONNA WATCH TV CUZ ITS FRIDAY!" He threw his phone at the wall, breaking it, and ran to the TV, grabbing the TV remote. He turned it on and saw Cato, he had jeans and a t-shirt on. He was holding Old Unicorns Fries With DUDE! Shampoo.
"Look at your man, now look at me," He wiggled his eyebrows flirtatiously at the camera, "Now look at your man, now look at me. Sadly your man is not me," He ran a hand through his golden hair and raised one eyebrow.
"Look to your right, now look back," Now he was wearing sunglasses with no shirt on with guy shorts... and he was on a fluffy unicorn... "I'm Alexander Ludwig, and your a loser," He threw his sunglasses off,
"Look down and then back up, you're in the Hunger Games! And I'm Cato," Now he was in the Hunger Games!
"Look to your left and then your right, you wanna join the alliance and I laugh in yo face!" He continued,
"Look up, then look down, we're in chariots and you're in a tutu twirling around. I stare at District 12 and you eat chips," He continued...
"Look down, then up, then left, the supplies blew up and I snap yo neck!" He continued...
"Look right, then back, then left, then back, your dead and I'm alive! I won! You lose! You are not me, but you can use the shampoo I use!" Then the commercial ends. Finnick stared at the TV, very long commercial... he fell asleep eventually.
I DON'T OWN THE HUNGER GAMES, PEOPLE! Or old spice... or the Friday song... or the hot and I know it song... And this chapter probably has some grammar errors but I just wrote it for fun! So don't hate! :D KAPEESH?! Mockingjay was the end of an era, Breaking Dawn was the end of a error...