This story is for everyone in the MordeTwi group on Deviantart! Hope you guys enjoy this parody of Scott Pilgrim VS the World.
Mordecai VS the world
Chapter one: Meeting for the first time/first evil ex
It had been a few weeks sense Mordecai had joined what used to be an all-girl band named Milk-can. He sat in the coffee shop near the park, where he works, to discuss where they were going to start their first gig with his band members, Parappa the rapper, Katy Kat, Lammy, Ma-sun and PJ the DJ. Suddenly Margaret came up to them to give them their coffee.
"Here you go guys. Say Mordecai, did you hear about Jason's party?" She asked placing his cup on the table.
"Jason? You mean the tall guy with the hockey mask?" He replied.
"That's the one."
"Oh Yeah, I almost forgot! When is it again?"
"I think it starts around seven O' clock."
"Thanks for the reminder. So anyway, where are we going to start when we decide to do our first gig?"
"Well, I heard about several battles of the bands that are taking place all around town. Whoever wins gets to play at the Armageddon Palace. And the best part is, the princesses of the mushroom kingdom, Hyrule, and Equestria are going to be there!" Parappa said holding up a flyer.
"If we win the battles of the bands and do well at the Armageddon Palace, we'll get a contract for sure, just think being able to play in front of royalty!" Katy said grabbing the flyer from Parappa.
"Alright, we'll start practice tomorrow; I got to go get ready for that party." Mordecai stood up after taking a sip of his coffee and dashed out of the coffee shop.
Later that night he arrived at the party Jason was holding at city hall, who he was soon greeted by.
"Hey Mordecai, glad you could make it!" Jason Voorhees said shaking his hand.
"Wait, you can talk?" Mordecai asked surprised.
"Yeah, I'm only silent whenever I'm angry, but this is a night to party! Drinks are over there, and the rest you can figure out for yourself!"
For twenty minutes, Mordecai spent his time talking to the partiers. He was surprised who showed up. There was Ed, Edd, and Eddy, Darkwing Duck, Mickey, Donald, Goody, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Freddy Kruger, and other people he recognized. Then Jason came up to him.
"So Mordecai, you enjoying the party?" He said lifting his mask and taking a sip of alchahol.
"You bet! I got to say, you packed quite a…" He stopped talking when he noticed something. He tilted his head to see a Purple Unicorn lying on the floor reading a book.
"Who's that?" He asked pointing at the Unicorn.
"Her? That's Twilight Sparkle. She just moved her with her friends from some place called Ponyville." Jason said. "And that's all I know. Go talk to her." Mordecai did just that. He walked up to her and sat next to her.
"Hello." He said.
"Oh, hi there." She responded. Mordecai took noticed of the book she was reading. IT made by Stephen King.
"Ah, IT. That's an interesting story. So when did you move here?"
"I got here around earlier this afternoon."
"Well, I don't think we properly introduced ourselves. I'm Mordecai." He holds out his hand waiting for her to shake it.
"I'm Twilight Sparkle. It was nice meeting you." She placed her hoof in his hand and started shaking it.
"Say, after the party can I walk you home?"
"Uh, sure." That was her only response. Mordecai got up and continued to socialize.
"Good job Mordecai, you didn't mess up for once in front of a girl!" He thought to himself. After the party, Mordecai kept his word and walked Twilight back home, which happened to be at the library.
"Well, thanks again for taking me home." Twilight said.
"Anytime. Hey, if you're interested, would you like to come see my band practice? We usually practice at the park." He said pointing over his shoulder.
"Well, I have nothing else to do, so I guess I can come." She said walking inside the library. "He's pretty cute for a blue jay." She thought to herself as she closed the door.
The next day, Mordecai was sitting at the computer looking over his email, when he saw a flashing red one that got his attention. He opened it and started skimming through it.
"Oh my god! It's….it's…troll email!" He said closing the window.
"Hey Mordecai, Your band's waiting for you outside!" Benson said peaking his head through the corner. He headed downstairs to see that Benson was telling the truth, but for some reason Lammy wasn't there yet, but as soon as he got to the bottom of the stairs, she came running towards them.
"Guys, I got good news!" She said stopping in front of them. "I got us into the first battle of the bands tonight!"
"That's awesome!" PJ said looking over his equipment. Just then, Twilight Sparkle had walked up to them.
"Hey Twilight, glad you could get here!" Mordecai said.
"Who's she?" Parappa asked.
"Guys, this is Twilight Sparkle, I met her at the party Margaret was talking about last night."
"Hello." Twilight said sheepishly. The band members started to greet her and were glad they had an audience to practice with.
Later that night, the band was sitting backstage waiting to be called up, Twilight Sparkle and her friends were sitting on the second floor of the concert hall.
"Alright, next up is Milkcan!" Bugs Bunny said stepping away from the microphone. The band came out from behind the curtains and started to set up. PJ sat at his DJ set up, Ma-sun was looking over her drums, Lammy and Katy were tuning their guitars, Mordecai was tuning his piano guitar, and Parappa was checking the mike.
"Alright, how is everybody doing out there?" He asked as everyone started to cheer. "As Bugs Bunny just said, we are Milkcan! We hope you enjoy our peformance! The song we're going to play is called..." But before he could announce the name of the song, several smoke bombs went off in the second floor. After the third bomb a figure emerged from the smoke in a downwards air kick position.
"Mordecai!" The figure shouted revealing himself as a two tailed fox. "Prepare to die!"
"What did I do?" He asked as the fox kicked him in the face, did a backflip in the air, and kicked him in the chin, causing him to go flying at the wall. After falling to the floor and lifting his head, he recognized who attacked him.
"Tails?" He asked standing up.
"That's right Mordecai. And I'm here for our fight to the death!" He said holding up his fist.
"Wait, what fight?"
"Didn't you get the email I sent you explaining this situation?"
"I skimmed through it." He said scratching his head. Tails put down his fist and turned towards Twilight.
"Really? This is your next boyfriend?" He asked pointing at Mordecai and laughing. "This is just laughable!"
"What do you mean?" Mordecai asked.
"Maybe I should explain in person for you. I am Twilight's first, evil, Ex, boyfriend!"
"First Evil Ex?" Mordecai looked at Twilight in shock.
"It's a long story. But back when I was a junior, I was at a high school for geniuses, but I was made fun of because instead of being a mechanic or a scientist, I used magic. Tails was the only one who didn't make fun of me. He even had beaten everyone who made fun of me up. He was the strongest nerd there. But after a week, he didn't take me out to dinner, so I dumped him." Twilight explained.
"You should've given me more time! And now you will pay for it! For you see, over the years I have acquired new powers! Mystical powers to be exact!" He levitated himself in the air without propelling his tails, and then he snapped his fingers as four female demon vixens appeared behind him.
"Tails, VS Mordecai!" An announcer said out loud. "FIGHT!"
Tails sent the four demon vixens to grab Mordecai and lift him to his level as he began to punch him several times in the face. He then grabbed Mordecai and threw him at the stage, where he went right through the drum set.
"Come on Mordecai! You need to fight dude!" Rigby called out. He got out of the drum set and flew right at Tails, shoved his knee into his stomach two times, punched his face several times, did some head butts, and threw Tails to the floor. He got up and dusted himself off.
"Not bad for your first fight." He said. "But get a load of this!" He snapped his fingers and a small flame appeared out of his hands. He turned it into a fireball and threw it at Mordecai, which he avoided by jumping out of the way.
"Alright, time to finish this!" Mordecai said grabbing Tails and throwing him at one of the spotlights. After a few seconds of being electrocuted, He fell to the stage face first.
"K.O!" The announcer said. Tails got up, covered in ashes. He let out a puff of smoke from his mouth and started to cough out more smoke as Twilight and the others came down to congratulate Mordecai.
"Good job bird boy." he said as he dusted himself off. "Even with my new powers I wasn't strong enough. Say, why don't we work together?" He asked hold his hand.
"After you tried to kill me? Forget it, there's no way I'm teaming up with you! Your're crazy!" Mordecai said turning his back.
"Listen pal, there are going to face a lot of trouble besides me, if you want to win Twilight's heart, you'll need to fight six other evil Ex-boyfriends!"
"Wait, there are six more boyfriends?"
"Yeah, and I have no idea who they are, the only person who knows is Twilight, and the boyfriends themselves. So I'll ask again, why don't we work together?"
"Alright, we're partners." Mordecai held his arm out as they shook hands.
"Tails has joined the party!" The announcer said.
"Well, if ya'll are going to help these two fight these evil people, ah guess we could help out too." AppleJack said holding out her hoof.
"Count me in!" Rainbow Dash said holding hers out. One by one, all of Twilight's friends held out there hooves, from Pinkie Pie to Derpy Whooves.
"Rarity, AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Derpy have joined the party!" The announcer called out.
"Alright Max, enough with the obvious announcements!" Mordecai called out.
"Sorry about that. Hey Sam, did you find the X-ray Goggles yet?" Max called out. "I need them so I can find out how many gumballs are in the giant gumball machine downtown so we can win a trip to Japan to fight the evil Spider lady of Amsterdam!"
"You crack me up little buddy." Sam responded. Just then, Bugs Bunny came up to the group.
"Well, congratulations, this fight got your band first place!" He said giving Mordecai directions to the next contest.
"But we didn't even play." He said scratching his head.
"Doesn't matter, as long as the crowd is entertained, you'll still have a chance to win."
"Well, that's a big plot convenience. "
"Hey, breaking the fourth wall is my shtick!" Pinkie said.
"Okay, this has been a weird night, let's just get back home, get some rest, and practice tomorrow." Parappa said. As they begin to walk out, Fluttershy stopped Tails.
"I have to say, that was very impressive." She said.
"What, the whole, mystical powers thing?" He asked.
"Yeah, how did you do that?"
"Oh, it's a long story, I'm sure you wouldn't be interested."
"Well, do you have a place to stay?"
"No not really, why?"
"Why don't you spend the night at my house?"
"Gee, no one has offered me that before, I'll be glad to take you up on that." As they continued talking, Max returned to the intercom.
"Tails and Fluttershy are building a relationship!" He said giggling.
"AHHH, SHADDUP!" Tails said throwing a book titled 'Physics' at Max, which hit him right in the face. Once he turned around and started to walk towards the door, Max threw a book that hit him in the back of the head. Tails looked at the book that had the title 'Return of Physics.'
"Ha, ha, ha, it is to laugh." He said with a smirk. The two finally made it out of the door as Fluttershy lead Tails to her home on the outskirts of town.
"So who are the other evil Ex-boyfriends?" Fluttershy asked.
"Like I told Mordecai, I have no idea, they could be anyone, and they could be in this city. We'll have to keep our eyes alert." He told her as he levitated a few inches off the ground. The two continued to walk home; unaware of a shady character in a trench coat was fallowing them. The character lifted his hat to reveal himself as Daffy Duck. He pulled out a handheld cop radio and tuned it.
"I found Twilight's new boyfriend. Do you want me to fallow and dispose of him?" He asked lisping his words.
"No, not just yet." A deep voice said on the other end. "We'll have our little battle soon enough."
"So how's this plan supposed to go again?"
"I thought we discussed this! Once it's explained, it won't be explained again! Now just stick to your job and continue to find stuff out that will help us!"
"Alright, alright! Chill out!" Daffy turned the radio off and placed it back in his pocket. "Sheesh, of all the despicable people I have worked with, this guy has to be the most despicable. I hope he knows what he is doing." Daffy slid into the back alley and placed the trench coat in a trash can, then he left the alley and went to the local café to get a smoothie.