Hi! I hope you like this! I'm gonna update once a month. (because I'm really bussy.)

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If I did there would be a lot more Lion King innvolved. :)


So far, Zexion's day seemed pretty ordinary. Not only did he not get a mission once this whole week, he had also found a white rabbit in the kitchen, whom had stated that he lost a card game with a man who had blond hair and a British accent, so he had to stay as his hostage, and he was now very late. After that he decided that he would have to have a word with Luxord pretty soon about using his power to manipulate card games so that he can kidnap rabbits from Wonderland, just because he wanted rabbit stew. Maybe in a week or too, maybe. At this time Zexion had decided he should do one of his favorite things in all of the worlds.

Tend to his Library. Well the Organization hall of records and books. Or the Library That Never Was, whatever you prefer. Either way, as soon he reached the library he knew something was wrong. For one thing there was a distinct smell of chlorine in the air. Which was not good, for whenever he smelt chlorine, it was almost guaranteed that Demyx was nearby. And whenever Demyx and book were involved, you knew something bad was gonna happen. Reason number two was that he could also smell the distinct smoky, campfire smell of Axel, The Flurry of Dancing Flames, and it was heading this way. Reason number three was perhaps the worst of all, for there was water seeping through the door of the library, which contained his precious books. He reached for the doorknob and turned, and slowly... slowly..., he opened the door. Only to see the most horrifying sight he had ever seen in his life of a nobody. It was Demyx, a giant hole, and a water hose.

"Hey! Zexy! Come in! I'm almost done!" he shouted, his voice hinting at a carefree, happy tone.

Zexion cringed at the nickname that the goofier and youngest members called him by. "Number IV(9), What exactly do you mean to do by digging a giant whole in the middle of my library and filling it with water?" he asked.

"Library? This is a Library? Then where is the Children's Section?"

"Demyx! Focus! I know its something hard for someone with such a small brain to do, but focus!" Zexion demanded.

"Alright! Alright! Well remember how I asked Xemnas for a pool?" Zexion nodded. "Well he finally said yes! I just have to build it on my own, and use an unimportant space! And this is the perfect place! And to think I never noticed it till now!"

"Demyx! The reason you did not know about the library before is because idiots are not allowed in my library! Now get out!"

"But! My pool!" He whined. Just then Axel walked in carrying a brown paper bag holding it out from himself as far as possible.

Zexion turned to Axel, who stood at the door, holding the paper bag at arm's length.

"Axel! Get the poo out of here!"(doesn't want to swear.) Axel shrugged and then threw the bag into a portal, which most likely led to the Superior's (Xemnas) room. Zexion shook his head in disgust.

"Axel would you care to elaborate on exactly why you have a bag of human waste-"

"Semi-human." Axel corrected.

"Semi-human waste?" he asked.

"Saix had another accident in The Kitchen That Never Was."Axel said. "I had to clean up, because he's still in beserk mode." he said with a sigh.

"Okay then. Out of my library! All of you!"Zexion demanded. After this command Demyx halfheartedly looked at his would be pool and left. Where as Axel just shrugged and left.

Zexion sighed and began to clean the mess, he would ask Superior for help, but he didn't think that he would get any. "It seems like things are getting weirder and weirder each day." he said to himself.


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