Worst Fanfic Ever (3/26/2)
A few notes before the reader proceeds:
1. This is a pure parody. If the reader finds offense from this,
then they need serious help.
2.
3. There is no #2.
4. Fun fact: I took me five minutes to conjure this up. No joke!
Have fun...I-I think.
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"Uhgh" whimpered Yakasa as Zero Omega, the Crimson Hunter, the Red Warrior, the Blond Phoenix removed himself from the small repliroid. It was X's first time, and he hurt all over. "Zero..........." he began, but Zero said "Ai Shiteru" and silenced the small repliroid with a kiss.
"What's new?" shouted Douglas as Zero entered the MHHQ, his long blond hair flowing over his shoulder light pure golden rays of light. "Nothing much," said the red warrior as he turned to face Douglas, his eyes sparkling on his pretty face or whatever.
Douglas smiled. Suddenly, the alarm went off. Oh no! shouted Midi for he came out of nowhere. Zero dashed to the place where the alarm sound was coming from. When he arrived................................................................................................................................
"No!"
Half of the MHHQ was lit aflame. Maveriskc were everywhere, burning and trashing the whole place. Several hunters lay dead, including Alia, who was doing nothing but yelling and screaming earlier at the hunters to get them to fight.
Zero fought off many of the attackers. Suddenly it hit him...
/Where is X, why cant I find him??\
Where *Was* X Yakasa Gamma Light ??????????!!?
/Oh no, it cant be\
"SIR! SIR!" shouted a surviving hunter. It was Nakohana, the hunter that was fighting for X's love from Zero for a long time. She was very strong, hell, even stronger than Zero. *Much* stronger. She had defeated Zero several times in battles and rose several ranks above him. She was strong, beautiful and reeked of chicken.
"Zero" she said, finally catching up with him and retracting her demon-like wings. "Have you seen X?" "No," said Zero, his blue eyes flashing around worriedly.
Suddenly...................................
"Is *this* what you were looking for?"
IT was Vile. He had X...
/No! X! Damn you, Vile!\
...Tied up and thrown over his shoulder. Vile removed his helmet and revealed his long, green-black hair, and his red, cat-pupiled eyes and his giant cat ears.
Zero scowled. "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH X1!!1!" Zero shouted.
Vile smirked cooly and ran his hand trhough his hair with his free hand. "Nothing to truly harm him," he said before he leapt out the window, with X screaming for help.
"NO!!!" Zero yelled, but Nakohana, being all wise, super-intelligent, and reeking of chicken, grabbed Zero by the hair and stopped him in his tracks. "We have to *plan* first." she said.
Nakohana lay in bed with Zero. She smiled. His hand massaged her breast gently. She was so happy. She got to sleep with Zero now. Zero now loved Nakohana...
/No...Wait, this is a *yaoi* fic! I musn't love Nakohana\
Zero jumped out of bed screaming "YAKASA!!! I'M NOT GAY BUT I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!" and ran out of the window, quickly transforming into his shiney red armor. Nakohana followed, spreading her wings and flying out of the window in her own armor.
"NO" said X. Vile was trying to kiss him. "what's the matter, Ikusu?" he asked. "I'm Zero's! Only Zero's!" screamed X. "Yeah, whatever." said Vile as he reached down into X's jeans to stroke his pemis. "OH NOOOOO!" screamed X, as he couldn't contol his erection. "Nooooo don't do that to meeeee!" Vile was getting quite annoyed at X's resistance. He knew what Zero and X did...and how they fucked...
/They fucked so madly oh my god I want a peice of that ass\
..."NO!" screamed X once more before kicking Vile. Suddenly, The blond bishonen and Nakohana kicked their way inside, killing all of the mavericks and what not, and saving X. Vile sobbed in his broken down humility. "Zero..." said Vile. "How could you do this??!?!"
Zero, X and Nakohana left the scene before the writer had to type anymore fighting stuff nifty whoohoo.
"Thank you for saving me," said the innocenty sweet X with his big sparkly emerald green eyes said to Zero, meeting his eyes with Zero's big blue handssome beuatiful eyes. Nakohana, who was all powerful, felt left out of this. "Aww!" said X. "You can come join, too! ^_^" and everyone was happy as they sexed up the night away.
The End.
Author's Comments: OMG OMG LOL ^____________________^ I JUST LOVE THE YAOIS. I blame all this on Mountain Dew and Motor Oil at 4:30 in the morning (I wish I was joking.) NAKOHANA is like me because I want to do it with X and Zero at the same time while they get sexy on each other. Do you think that is wrong? I hope not because I JUST LOVE THE YAOIS. I had to kill Alia in the beginin because OMG I hate her so damn much! -_-;;; She makes me sooooo goddamn sick. She makes a lot of girls angry, ne?
Yatta! Domo Arigato!
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REAL Author's Comments
What the fuck was I thinking? (poppy_eater@yahoo.com)