Dream Come True?

Disclaimer: I do not own Joker or Batman.

Umm… this is the first time I'm doing this so I hope all of you enjoy. Please leave comments and what not. Thanks.

Chapter 1

"Ouch my head," coming out of what feels like a comatose state I open my eyes but see nothing but darkness. My other senses begin to return and I hear what sounds like theme park music and beyond that a city. There are also footsteps, a man maybe walking around me. I then realize that it's not dark but instead there's a blind fold on me. I go to reach it but I quickly learn that I'm tied down to a chair. I begin to squirm out of panic for multiple reasons…. 1. I do not live near a theme park, 2. I don't live in a city, and 3. I'm tied to a chair blindfolded and there's a man circling me. "What the hell is going on? Where am I?" I spit trying to act intimidating to hopefully scare or confuse my kidnapper.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh goody you're finally awake!" That voice… where have I- No….. No….. This is impossible! "Is there something wrong toots?" while asking me he yanked the blindfold off. I couldn't believe what I was seeing… I paid no attention to my surroundings but I knew where I was; all I did was stare at the man in front of me with not only admiration and bewilderment but also a hint of lust. I wasn't sure if I should scream out of terror or joy but all I knew was that I was here with him which should be impossible.

"Where's Harley?" I panicked a little; I wasn't sure if she'd kill me out of jealousy or not. I searched the room with my eyes ferociously for her but to no avail.

"Who?",he asked then shrugged off the question. Thank god… I thought that maybe she was out shopping with "red" or something. It seems though that he hasn't met her yet…. I began to wonder about how I got here and what I could do. I knew batman's true identity and the locations of his bat caves. I could do so much damage without lifting a finger. While I was in my own scheming little world though, I came back to notice the Joker in my face staring at me intensely like he was trying to figure me out. He shook his head and pulled out a knife. "This is No Fun… Let's make things Exciting!" I couldn't act fast enough so all I could do was close my eyes. There was a ripping noise then I felt loose I opened my eyes and when I did I jumped, his pale white face in mine. He was so close that I could smell whatever colon he had on. I had to say I enjoyed it. I looked down to find my bindings undone so now I could stand. I sat there though looking right back at him. I made my move and wrapped my arms around his neck with enough speed that it surprised him. I laid one on him as hard and long as I possibly could. Finally I let go. His eyes were wide with surprise and he scratched the back of his head out of what seemed like embarrassment.

"I am after all your biggest fan." I said smirking. "I know things about this city and your batman that even you don't know. Why don't we become partners? We can give batman the party of his life." Joker looked at me intrigued. "Can you do me one favor though? Tell me how I got here?" He told me that he was going to the supermarket to buy some ingredients for the Joker venom when he fell through a man whole and out in my garage.

"It was easy to break into the house," he said he had no choice but to kill everyone. "Once I got to your room I already found daddy's gun. I saw that you had an action figure, poster and a few drawings of me. I guess I have a soft spot for my fans. So I drugged you then took you back here. I'm not sure how we got back but we did."

I couldn't believe my ears… killed … my … family? "YOU KILLED MY FAMILY? WHAT THE HELL MAN!" My face was boiling red; I wasn't sure what I was going to do anymore. All I knew though was that I had to hurt him like he hurt me. Even though I admired this man I had to do something. As quickly as I could I tried kicking him but he caught my leg. Immediately while he was distracted by my foot I punched him square in the jaw.

"Oh you got a little bite in you; I like that. Hahahahahaha" while still holding my leg he pushed me to the ground. He sat on me pinning me down. He undid his bowtie and tied it around my wrists and placed them above my head. He grabbed my face and while turning my head he asked "how old are you anyway? 21, 22.?" He licked my face chin up slowly like he was enjoying my taste. I couldn't help but feel hot, I hoped that there would be more but I tried looking angry or unaffected. He began to reach for my chest. He dangled his fingers over them while licking his lips. His juicy red lips. My mind felt like it was melting and he knew it. I knew I couldn't let him win but he had me pinned. He had my hands bound by his purple tie. He kept one hand above me while the other ran slowly down my arms and down my side. I couldn't help but shutter at the fact that his hot hands glided down my cold body. I could feel the heat through my clothes. I wanted him so bad but I tried to stay strong and resist. His fingers began dancing around my pants button. I began to clench my body; I was at the end of my rope. He stopped all together I let out a whimper and he heard it so he began to laugh. He put his hand in his back pocket and pulled out a switch knife and put his face up to mine so that our noses touched. I breathed in his scent once more; he licked his knife with a big smile on his face. He hovered the tip over my chest and torso until it stopped at the end of my shirt. He brought it upward tearing my shirt in half but with enough skill that he didn't damage my bra.

I hated this man yet loved him so; I still couldn't forgive him for what he did to my family but my mind was melting at the fact he was playing with my body like a rag doll.

After he was done cutting he looked at my chest with delight. "Well, well, well… look at this pair here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What are ya toots a C cup?"

I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed but I nodded my head. Joker released a deep breath and slid his nose from the bottom of my chin through the crack between my breasts all the while breathing in deeply and slowly like he was savoring my scent. While he massaged my breasts harshly which felt amazing that it sent a shiver down my body, I was able to loosen the tie a bit and grabbed his head. I grabbed him from his soft green hair and lifted his head with a powerful yank. His eyes widened a bit but mostly out of surprise. I made sure his face was in mine and I licked his cheek accidentally taking off some of his make-up. Luckily he didn't notice so I stuck my tongue deep into his throat, exploring his mouth nonstop. In response he stuck his down mine, there was drool running down my cheek, he gripped my waist and squeezed them. I released a light moan and our breathing became one. I felt like I dipped my bottom half into a pool. As we were kissing his hands were sliding down my body and pressing lightly over everything on his way down to my pants. I unconsciously grinded my hips against his, he grinned "getting a little impatient are we kiddo?" he began to laugh that wild laugh that made me crazy. Lust and desperation empowered me to push him over and get on top.

"Enough of this foreplay bullshit, let's get to the main meal!" I growled as I unbuckled him. He tried sitting patiently but after a little while he became uneasy. I knew I couldn't hold him down like he did me. I took both of our pants off and started grinding on his beautifully large hard member over his boxers until he started to viciously thrust his tip into me through my underwear. As he did though you could hear my insides turning as he entered. I was losing reality at an absurdly fast pace. "Joker…. Baby… I want it." I seductively whispered into his ear even though I was practically begging. I nibbled on his ear and he played with my bra and stuck his hands inside them. His hands were so warm and making my legs shake. While I was practically gasping for air he turned me on my stomach and placed me on all fours. Once more I was dominated but I didn't care, my panties were soaked to the brim and I couldn't control myself any longer. I wiggled my hips playfully at him while I lowered my underwear. He pulled them down to my knees and pulled out his member. My eyes widened at the glorious site of his large pink headed dick. Drool ran down my chin with my tongue sticking out a little. "OH GOD, OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE PUT IT IN ME!" I begged with tears in my eyes. The pleasure was so excruciating I could bear it no longer.

"Are ya ready pumpkin?" he asked with great excitement while he licked his lips. Just before he could thrust it in Batman crashed through the window and we all froze. Batman blushed a little at the sight. Joker and I were both furious and quickly put on our under garments. "The FUCK bats? Did ya hear us moaning and get jealous? Hahahahahaha!" Joker stood up still erect and threw a punch at him. Batman of course dodged it and within minutes the battle was over. He grabbed me and we flew out of the lair.

He flew me to the police department and sat me down. "Don't you know anything? Don't involve yourself with him. He's dangerous!" he growled at me. I could hold my tongue no longer and I retorted.

"Do you think I was enjoying that…. thing? The answer is no I wasn't I was being RAPED! I was KIDNAPPED and dragged to his filthy hideout. He MURDERED my family then he took me. I don't know why but he did. I have no money and no home. Look at me! Do I look like I could survive the streets wearing nothing but underwear with a bra and a torn shirt? NO." I began to sob like any good actress, making sure to get a little louder between each gasp. I was trying to make him feel at least a little guilty; I'm sure Bruce Wayne would be. I wasn't sure what was going to happen next so I slowly calmed myself down and kept my head in my hands. I also shook to add a little effect but the only response from batman I got was a pat on the shoulder and he left. I'm pretty sure he's going to do a back ground search on me or something to that extent but it was time to leave. I looked up at Commissioner Gordon and in his eyes all I could see was pity. Playing off of that, shaking I asked for some clothes. I put them on and left.

I walked around the city for awhile until I came across Wayne manor. The whole castle was lit, there was obviously a party going on. It was my perfect opportunity to get in semi unnoticed.