(Kyle was jamming his guitar)
Narrator: From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!
Kyle: Umm...one time, I like...wanted to watch TV, so I like...sat on the couch, and it was like...all hard, and the TV was like...all fuzzy, and then I like...saw my mom...on TV, and I was like..."Hi mom!", and she was like...staring at me...in a weird way, and then she was all..."Dude, why are you sitting on the TV?"
Narrator: That was Totally Kyle!
Kyle: Totally!
(Kyle starts jamming his guitar again)