Fangirls
By: Christal Bouyssou
"God I hate them!!!"
Gaara shouted banging hard on the keyboard.
"Who Gaara-sama?"
Lee said by his side looking at his fierce eyes,
if he were about to kill.
"Damn…mmnhnmh"
He grumbled so the rest couldn't be heard,
"What? I couldn't hear you."
Lee said leaning closer to Gaara.
"Say it one more time."
"Damn…just look at the screen"
Gaara rolled his eyes pointing to the computer monitor.
Lee blinked confused at the moment,
then looked at the computer screen.
He scanned his eyes up and down and left to right and gasped a second later.
"OMG I can't believe they! OMFG!!!"
Lee said with pale cheeks almost falling over, but Gaara grabbed him to save his hard fall.
"I hate those damn Fangirls!!!"
Lee shouted with fiery eyes pointing at the evil screen.
It mocked them with its graphic yaoi.
It made a mockery of their male hood,
So violated from the content of gayness.
And it sickened the most manly of all men.
It was…it couldn't be but it was.
YAOI!!!!
The only thing that girls or should I say Fangirls could live off of!
If it were crack they would suck that up to!
If they even looked at each other the wrong way for one millisecond they were considered a pairing!
But…their was the fluffy side of yaoi that didn't seem so bad…
but not manly at all!
But lets get back to the boys…shall we?
Anyway.
Gaara smashed up the computer and Lee fainted into a coma…
but he survives a couple of seconds later!
He wakes up to kicks the computer,
Then stubs his toe.
Gaara kissed his toe then turning into one mad,
Hot, sticky smexy scene with a computer mouse up Lee's ass making him sore so he couldn't walk for a week!
That's pretty much it…
Bye