Camp Drama World of Fantasies
Chapter 1: Opening with Celebrity Man Hunt
It was finally time for another Celebrity Man Hunt, with its host Josh who had a guest star co-host only known as Krusty the Clown.
"Wow, it's so great to be here" laughed Krusty as he honked his toy horn that he had with him.
"Yeah, good thing I don't have the irrational fear of clownophobia or it wouldn't work" added Josh.
"Yeah, glad you're not one of those people either, but hey, I've heard we're going to have a great Season 3 for Chris McLean, am I right?" asked Krusty as he continued to honk his toy horn quite loudly.
"Yes, and about all 29 contestants from Season 2 will participate" said Josh as the television screen behind them reveals the pictures of the 29 contestants.
"What happen to the crazy comic kid?" asked Krusty referring to Sheen.
"Last time Chris checked, he blasted off into outer space" replied Josh.
"I've also heard there were some runner ups who didn't quite make the cut for Season 3 for Chris' new eleven victims" added Krusty.
"Oh, you bet they certainly didn't make it, we had some very poor performances from some of the ones who didn't make it, we had two kids who really went a bit too far in literally making obscene gestures and unmentionable words" continued Josh.
"Yeah, their grandfather likely was the one who pushed them through since he was a staffer for the show as well" added Krusty.
"Well, we're also glad we won't have any rotten Mondays onboard either this season" laughed Josh referring to the Mondays from Season 2.
The scene then changes to a train station, where a bus loaded with the 29 contestants from Season 2 had arrived.
"I can't believe we're going through with this again" sighed Sissy.
"At least we don't have to deal with that crazy comic book loving freak" added Wally referring to Sheen.
"Hey, you tore up Sheen's comic book in last season" said Libby.
"He went ballistic on national and international television" laughed Wally who knew it'd bring ratings.
"I just hope wherever Sheen maybe in the galaxy, he's in a better place" continued Libby as she gave a sad sigh.
As the bus itself stopped, Chef along with Chris and a mysterious blonde teenager boy in a black robe were waiting for them.
"Ah yes, all 29 of you have arrived" laughed Chris, "for Season 3."
"You said we're going to have eleven more competitors joining us, is that correct?" asked Jimmy.
"Oh yes indeed" said Chris as a limousine drove by revealing one by one at a time, "they are Hiro Okamura, Tony Clark, Megan Clark, Lee Clark, Karin Kanzuki, Sakura Kasugano, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Sally Syrup, Fanny and Tak. Not to be confused with the Tak we met in Season 2."
"Zim wants to know how did she get here!" cried Zim.
"Hey this isn't far, both of the newcomers are billionaires!" protested Cindy.
"Yeah, how the heck is that fair, they're already richer than all of us combined!" added Sissy.
"Hiro and Karin did help is pull in the budget for Season 2, so it's only fair that we let them to try to get a piece of the pie" replied Chris.
"So, this is where you four have been most of the time when you're off duty?" asked Fanny referring to Wally, Hoogie, Abigail and Kuki.
"Hey, come on now, we don't need this now" said Abigail.
"It's only fair to warn you that I'll be the one winning this time, since all you four couldn't even make it" laughed Fanny.
As the others were getting acquainted with the newcomers, Abigail aside from not trusting Fanny got a bad feeling about the young man next to Chris.
"Say, doesn't he look suspicious to you?" asked Abigail referring to the mysterious young boy next to Chris.
"So, he's probably part of the staff for Chris" replied Hoogie.
"No, I mean there is something about him that I cannot put my finger on" continued Abigail.
"So what's the theme of Season 3 going to be about?" asked Sperg who was more than eager to be the one to win it first.
"This Season will include a fantasy theme" replied Chris.
"What, you mean we have to go around in certain challenges and dress up like bigger nerds than him?" asked Sperg referring to Irwin.
"Hey, that hurts yo!" cried Irwin.
"There is no way that I am going to participate in some nerd fest as a theme for Season 3!" roared Sperg.
"Well then, you can wait in the back of the train" said Chris as he was about to assign teams.
Suddenly before Chris could do anything, a large spaceship of some sort driven by Dark Vegan hovered over the train with himself along with Princess Julian beaming themselves down from the spaceship.
"Dad, there is no way that I will participate in such a stupid show like this" said Princess Julian.
"Silence, listen to me Mr. McLean, my daughter deserves a second chance, and if you dare not give it to her, I will make you do so!" roared Dark Vegan.
"Actually, you're in luck, Sperg decided to drop out at the very last minute" replied Chris.
"Wow, really, well I guess my job here is done" said Dark Vegan as he then was beamed up back into his spaceship.
"Alright Chef, if you don't mind let's assign them to their teams for goodness sake" said Chris.
"Alright, first team will include Johnny, Irwin, Marc, Sissy, Kuki, Molly, Wally, Flapjack, Frida and Manny" said Chef as he read a list of names on the roaster out loud which he continued onto the next ten contestants, "the second team will include Zoe, Mindy, Lee, Carl, Timmy, Sally, Zak, Julian, Jimmy and Cindy. Third team will include Megan, Mandy, Billy, Hiro, Janet, Danielle, Zim, Dib, Cleveland Jr., and Karin. Final team which is the fourth team will include Tony, Fanny, Sakura, Fanboy, Chum Chum, Tak, Hoogie, Abigail, Gaz and Libby."
"That's quite a list there, but it'd be all worth it for some Total Drama for Season 3" laughed Chris as he then showed the contestants aboard the train they were going to stay on, Chris certainly was going to give them a tour of the train, "okay, this is the room where the winning team will be staying for the rest of the ride, the two cars in the back are where the two other teams will be staying and the last car is where the losing team will also have to stay next to the extra surprise we have in store for the sucker who gets voted off."
"What kind of a surprise are we talking about here?" asked Abigail.
"Oh, you'll find out, soon enough" laughed Chris to which Chris wanted to have the others wait, "wait right here, I need to check up with my Idea Team."
"Chris has an idea team?" asked Gaz.
"No wonder he can't come up with anything original" remarked Mandy in a sarcastic tone.
As Chris went to the very last car on the train, he noticed his Idea Team which comprised up of Ferb Fletcher, Isabella Shapiro-Garcia, Phineas Flynn and also another genius known as Newton.
"How's that big surprise going on for the loser who gets voted off?" asked Chris with a smirk on his face.
"We will be finished by the time the first camper gets voted off" replied Ferb.
"That is what I was hoping you'd be saying, because it seems like you guys may need to make room for another one who'd be shot out of it" laughed Chris referring to poor old Sperg who may likely be going first to which he then turned to Newton, "say, how did your two friends Lance and Ilana enjoy cleaning up the cannon?"
"Oh, they showed little to complain about" replied Newton.
"That's good to hear" laughed Chris as he was about to head to another private room on a car, he bumped into a green ogre and a donkey.
"I'm here about the extra help?" asked the ogre in a Scottish accent.
"Ah yes, just for the obvious Medieval fantasy flavor, you will want your attention to the car that has the kitchen where Chef and Baltog are in" replied Chris, "Hope the contestants will enjoy your brand of food. They will want to beg for Chef's cooking to make a return!"
"Oh, I sure hope so" laughed Shrek as he and Donkey went off to the kitchen car of the train.
Chris finally was able to head to the room that really housed the leaders of the four teams which were Link, Zelda, Finn, Jake and Raimundo.
"Ah yes, forgot to tell the contestants that you'll be leading them on a variety of challenges, and will often be the tie-breaker in case if they decide to have a tie" said Chris as he then signaled them to come out.
As Chris brought the leaders out, the contestants gasped as they thought they had to deal with more opponents.
"Chris, what is really going on here?" asked Cindy.
"I almost forgot to tell you, they will be your leaders, Link, you will lead the first team, Zelda the second, Finn and Jake the third and Raimundo the fourth the leader of the team will help also decide if he or she can override a vote for the loser who'd be voted off the losing team" added Chris, "just like last season with the entire tribe being your lobby group."
"What?" cried all 40 contestants.
"Yeah, you heard me" laughed Chris as he then headed to the front of the train to check up on the conductor, "are we about to move on?"
"Almost, we're receiving a word from one of the members of your staff that he is loading up another crate in the way back" replied the conductor.
About a few cars down, a certain Robert Freeman who was hired by Chris McLean had already snuck his grandchildren and their friend and their friend Jazmine DuBois who wasn't too sure to trust Chris' aide, butler and stunt man Draco Malfoy who was keeping a watch as Robert Freeman was lifting a heavy coffin-like trunk that had an odd M symbol on it.
"I'm not sure if I should trust something like that onboard this train" said Jazmine who was a bit concern of whatever was inside it.
"Relax, we're being paid big bucks for this one" laughed Robert as he was lifting the coffin-like trunk onboard to which the door closed behind it.
"This better be worth it Granddad" said Huey as they also got into the cargo area of the train.
"It's quite a shame they didn't select you three to join the third season" said Draco.
"Why are you so sympathetic to us?" asked Riley who had second thoughts on Draco.
"I have my own reasons" replied Draco as he left heading to the first car.
"Ah yes, Draco my boy looking for this?" asked Chris as he was holding his wand, "Even though I don't know any magic spells, I can use this as a gimmick."
"Listen, you might be my muggle host, but I swear I will get a hand on that wand of mine" replied Draco.
"Thought you'd say something like that" said Chris as he then signaled Chef to come in, "Chef, keep this in a safe place."
"Oh, I know where I'd be keeping this" laughed Chef as he headed back to the car with the kitchen.
As the train started up its engines, a chime bell rang to which Chris also almost forgot to tell the contestants that they had to sing or they'd be voted off paying homage to his Season 3 of Total Drama.
"Almost forgot to tell you" laughed Chris, "you guys also have to sing, except for your leaders, who don't have to."
The 40 contestants were stun by this, but had no other choice.
"Oh, I don't know, I think it'll be very, very fun to go for another try" said Billy who started it off.
"This turn will be my turn!" echoed Cleveland Jr. as he also chimed in.
"No way!" added Wally as the other contestants just began to hum along.
As the other contestants began to sing in as a chorus, Mandy was the only one who wasn't obviously participating.
"Oh come on Mandy, there must be something on your mind" said Billy.
"The only thing I will be doing is winning it all from you!" roared Mandy.
"Oh yeah, right" laughed Mindy in a sarcastic tone.
As the rest of the contestants continued the song, the train headed toward an arch that was really a portal gateway that Johnny's sisters had built with their invention for Season 3 ready for the first challenge as well.