Mini fic 1: Shaman King Commercials
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Disclaimer: I don't own any company or product that actually exists that I included in the fic.
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Anna and Yoh are watching TV
TV: "Welcome Back to Extreme Under Water Apprentice!"
Trump: "You're fired!" (fire appears but is snuffed out by the water)
Omarosa: "phew!"
Trump: "I mean…uh…frozen?"
Omarose: (freezes and then cracks into a million pieces with cheesy animation)
Trump: "I'm happy with that decision."
TV: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors."
Commercial: Eliza is walking through the street on a hot day, her skeleton is almost literally melting away. She walks up to a vending machine and gets Nestea Cool. She drinks it and is covered with snow.
Eliza: "??"
Commercial: "Nestea Cool it's refreshing (can't remember the slogan)"
Anna: "Was that Eliza!?
Yoh: "I think it was!"
Commercial: Ryu is taking hair gel from his closet.
Ryu: "Being an Elvis impersonator is hard enough without the hair. But for my gigantic pompadour needs, I turn to Ryu's Choice Hair Gel, 'cause it's my choice!" Smiles and his yellow teeth glint.
Anna: "Oookay…"
Yoh: "Was that Ryu!?"
Anna: "Duh!"
Commercial: A snowboarder in shredding on a mountain with a really cool snowboard with a picture of Kororo on the bottom of it.
Snowboarder: (Takes off mask, revealing Horohoro) "Yo Dudes! Try the new Koropokur snow board from Bakalabs for sickest, tightest shred around!"
Yoh: "Hey! He said my name!"
Anna: "No, you moron! He said Yo as in Y-O! Not Y-O-H!"
Yoh: "Oh"
Commercial: Hao is sitting on the beach watching the waves go up and down, with his legs in the air, singing.
Hao: "I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your desire!"
Yoh: "AAAAH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!"
Anna: "I'M TRYING! WHERE'S THE REMOTE!"
Commercial: Yoh is jogging through the city with his trademark headphones, singing.
Yoh: "I'm walkin' on sunshine, whoa whoa whoa!"
Commercial: "Try new orange headphones!"
Anna: "When did that happen!?"
Yoh: "When I was jogging through the city that day last week"
Anna: (slap) "AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME!?"
Commercial: Anna is lying on a tanning bed in a red bikini tanning (no, duh!) "Come to Hollywood Tans! And you'll get a hot tan like this girl"
Yoh: O-O!
Anna: "Uh…I can explain…"
Yoh: "Woah! Anna! When did you get such a well developed body!?"
Anna: " (blushes) Well, you can't see everything when I'm wearing a black, flowing dress…"
Yoh: Thinking: Did I…actually get out of that…unscathed!?
Anna: "Oh…and Yoh?"
Yoh: "Yeah?"
Anna: (SLAP!!)
Yoh: "OWW!"
Anna: "That'll teach you to act lecherous around me!"
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