OMG. I Can't believe this is our first post.
Disclaimers: These are the disclaimers, yada-yada-yada, I'm lazy and don't want to type them. We own nothing. Sadly.
Raine: This sucks! Our first fic and it's not even angsty! I wrote this months ago in science!
E-san: I might upload some of my stories later, but I'll procrastinate.
Raine: Well duh. Should've called ourselves the Queens of Procrastination. Oh well, enjoy the fic.
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Sephiroth: I know you wish me to summon Meteor and blow up the world, Mother, but if I become a god what would happen to you?
Jenova: Do not worry about me.
Sephiroth: But-
Jenova: And if you refuse to do my bidding, I shall marry Cloud Strife!
Sephiroth: *jaw drops* WHAT?! Well…I don't think you would. Besides, if I destroyed the world, Zax would die. And I love him!
Jenova: Zax is already dead!
Sephiroth: So am I.
Jenova: Good point. So will you summon Meteor then?
Sephiroth: NO!
Jenova: Damn you! Never did a mother have such a disloyal, disobedient son!
Sephiroth: Mother! Such language! It's not good for the baby!
Jenova: What baby?
Sephiroth: *smirks and pats his stomach* What did you think Zax and I were doing that night? It's cold in Nibelheim.
Jenova: *passes out*
Zax: *appears and kisses Sephiroth* I love you.
Aeris: *appears* What?! Zax, I thought you loved me! *whines*
Zax: Yeah right! Why do you think I died for Cloud? I wanted him to kill your sorry, slutty ass!
Cloud: *appears* But now I love her. *kisses Aeris*
Tifa: *runs up* That's not what you said last night! *kicks Cloud in the jewels*
Cloud: Ugh….*turns white and passes out*
Aeris: Bitch! *hits Tifa weakly with her rod*
Tifa: *laughs*
Sephiroth: *disappears, reappears behind Aeris and shoves the Masamune through her back* Stay dead this time.
Aeris: *dies*
Tifa: Yay! I'm gonna go marry Vincent now! *runs off*
Sephiroth and Zax: *kiss, then leave arm in arm*
Jenova and Cloud: *wake up*
Cloud: Hey baby. *winks*
Jenova: *grabs him with her tentacles and picks up her severed head that Sephiroth left behind and makes them kiss*
Later that year, the whole FF7 gang sit at the wedding of Cloud and Jenova. Sephiroth and Zax are married and Sephiroth is holding their baby in his arms. Tifa and Vincent are married and Tifa is pregnant.
Cloud and Jenova: I do! *Start making out on the altar before the priest can say his lines*
Priest: *gulps* Umm….you may kiss the weird blue alien….
Barret: Yo foo', dis be some f*****d up shit yo!
Sephiroth: *slaps his forehead* I am so f****ing embarrassed.
Zax: *watching them like they're a train wreck* They seem to be enjoying themselves. . . .
Cid: *to Shera* Yo bitch, why don't you ever kiss me like that?! @!$^&*&#(*&%$!
Shera: *glares and mutters* Be glad I haven't killed you in your sleep!
Cid: Shut up and make me some Goddamned TEA!
Sephiroth: *spots Aeris* I thought I told you to stay DEAD. *chases her*
Aeris: Eeeeek! *runs*
Yuffie: *eating cake* I love weddings…..
The End.
E-san: Thank god! *wipes a tear from her eye* I always cry at weddings. . . *starts sobbing*
Raine: *sighs and slaps her forehead* I can't believe I wrote this. . . . .
E-san: *turns purple, trying to contain herself as tears leak out of the corners of her eyes*
Raine: *sighs* Good night everyone. *leaves*
E-san: *gasps and starts sobbing again* It was s-so b-beautiful. . . . !
*FADE OUT*
One More Note: You don't have to review, though it would be nice, mainly because we hate flamers, and any given would be promptly ignored, laughed at or otherwise, mainly because WE COULDN'T CARE LESS!!! *evil laughter*
Disclaimers: These are the disclaimers, yada-yada-yada, I'm lazy and don't want to type them. We own nothing. Sadly.
Raine: This sucks! Our first fic and it's not even angsty! I wrote this months ago in science!
E-san: I might upload some of my stories later, but I'll procrastinate.
Raine: Well duh. Should've called ourselves the Queens of Procrastination. Oh well, enjoy the fic.
~*~*~*~*~*~
Sephiroth: I know you wish me to summon Meteor and blow up the world, Mother, but if I become a god what would happen to you?
Jenova: Do not worry about me.
Sephiroth: But-
Jenova: And if you refuse to do my bidding, I shall marry Cloud Strife!
Sephiroth: *jaw drops* WHAT?! Well…I don't think you would. Besides, if I destroyed the world, Zax would die. And I love him!
Jenova: Zax is already dead!
Sephiroth: So am I.
Jenova: Good point. So will you summon Meteor then?
Sephiroth: NO!
Jenova: Damn you! Never did a mother have such a disloyal, disobedient son!
Sephiroth: Mother! Such language! It's not good for the baby!
Jenova: What baby?
Sephiroth: *smirks and pats his stomach* What did you think Zax and I were doing that night? It's cold in Nibelheim.
Jenova: *passes out*
Zax: *appears and kisses Sephiroth* I love you.
Aeris: *appears* What?! Zax, I thought you loved me! *whines*
Zax: Yeah right! Why do you think I died for Cloud? I wanted him to kill your sorry, slutty ass!
Cloud: *appears* But now I love her. *kisses Aeris*
Tifa: *runs up* That's not what you said last night! *kicks Cloud in the jewels*
Cloud: Ugh….*turns white and passes out*
Aeris: Bitch! *hits Tifa weakly with her rod*
Tifa: *laughs*
Sephiroth: *disappears, reappears behind Aeris and shoves the Masamune through her back* Stay dead this time.
Aeris: *dies*
Tifa: Yay! I'm gonna go marry Vincent now! *runs off*
Sephiroth and Zax: *kiss, then leave arm in arm*
Jenova and Cloud: *wake up*
Cloud: Hey baby. *winks*
Jenova: *grabs him with her tentacles and picks up her severed head that Sephiroth left behind and makes them kiss*
Later that year, the whole FF7 gang sit at the wedding of Cloud and Jenova. Sephiroth and Zax are married and Sephiroth is holding their baby in his arms. Tifa and Vincent are married and Tifa is pregnant.
Cloud and Jenova: I do! *Start making out on the altar before the priest can say his lines*
Priest: *gulps* Umm….you may kiss the weird blue alien….
Barret: Yo foo', dis be some f*****d up shit yo!
Sephiroth: *slaps his forehead* I am so f****ing embarrassed.
Zax: *watching them like they're a train wreck* They seem to be enjoying themselves. . . .
Cid: *to Shera* Yo bitch, why don't you ever kiss me like that?! @!$^&*&#(*&%$!
Shera: *glares and mutters* Be glad I haven't killed you in your sleep!
Cid: Shut up and make me some Goddamned TEA!
Sephiroth: *spots Aeris* I thought I told you to stay DEAD. *chases her*
Aeris: Eeeeek! *runs*
Yuffie: *eating cake* I love weddings…..
The End.
E-san: Thank god! *wipes a tear from her eye* I always cry at weddings. . . *starts sobbing*
Raine: *sighs and slaps her forehead* I can't believe I wrote this. . . . .
E-san: *turns purple, trying to contain herself as tears leak out of the corners of her eyes*
Raine: *sighs* Good night everyone. *leaves*
E-san: *gasps and starts sobbing again* It was s-so b-beautiful. . . . !
*FADE OUT*
One More Note: You don't have to review, though it would be nice, mainly because we hate flamers, and any given would be promptly ignored, laughed at or otherwise, mainly because WE COULDN'T CARE LESS!!! *evil laughter*