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A/N: Hey this is just a short lil fic. I will decide later after I write all I want to write, if I should continue. Enjoy!! Remember.... R&R!!!!! Thank you!!!!

Chapter 1-

"Hermonie, what on earth are you doing?? " Asked Ron.

"What does it look like I am doing? I am signing up for the talent show, duh!" Said Hermonie obviously.

"Oh.. ok. Right....If you are signing up, then what are you gonna do? Sing?" Asked Ron.

"What, is it some written law that I cannot sing? Tell me Ron, do you think I care about your opinion on whether I should sing or not? Let me know, when YOU know the answer." Stated Hermonie, she then stalked away fuming.

Ron just turned and looked at Harry. Harry just shook his head and went after Hermonie.

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"Okay everybody, welcome to the first talent show in 20 years. We had put it on hold, until now and I think that you all need this. So may I introduce our first contestants, Black Serpenty." Said Dumbledor.

Draco walks out on to the stage with Crabbe, Goyle, and Blaise following behind him. Draco had his hair down and not slicked back like what you might see now and then. He baggy blue jeans and was shirtless, also caring a mic in his right hand. The music began and immediately the audience started laughing at the sight of Draco being pushed in by these "girls" Everyone was laughing hysterically...Draco started talking.

Draco: "I don't know dude

I think everybody's all jealous and shit

Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude

And I think everybody's got a frickin problem with me dude

And they need to take it up with me after the show because"

Blaise ripped off the towel to show that Draco was NOT naked, but the audience gasped Draco jumped off the table, while the trio ripped off the wigs...


All: "These chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band.


Draco: So I get off stage right?

drop the mic

Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like

What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady

I'm the lead singer of BS baby

They're all like "Oh my God! It's him"

"Becky oh my f!ckin God it's D&M!"

"I swear to f!ckin God, dude you f!ckin rock!"

"Please Malfoy, please let me suck your Ck?"

All the guys just stand in a small huddle and stare at Draco

Draco: Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when I drop the beat and do my accapellas

All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes

Throw their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me

But when fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me

Yesterday Blaise tried to pull a knife on me

Cause I told him Pansy Parkinson's my wife to be

This rockstar shit, it's the life for me

And all the other guys just despise me because these...


All: Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd! Baby Yeaaaah!

Draco is dry humping the floor now, but Blaise come up and fights with him for the mike for a second...he succeeds. He walks over to right platform set up in the aisle between the last and second to last column of the audience.

Blaise: You just wanna see a n& backwards don't you

Hey dad! How come we don't rap off Pro Tools?

Smash these vocals and do a performance

But we in a van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

Blaise: And naw I'm Blaise

Draco: (Oh, I thought you were Crabbe!)

Balise: And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing room?

Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap, it's simple but

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map,

Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back"

Crabbe and Goyle then walked onto the platform set up on the left side of the room

Crabbe: Look at Dm lil punk arse, thinkin he the shit

Goyle: Yeah I know man by himself takin on the flicks

Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue

Draco: (No I had an interview, not you two)

Goyle: You gon' be late for soundcheck

Crabbe: Man, I ain't going to soundcheck

Blaise: Man, our mics is screwed up

Goyle: And his always sound best You know what man? I'ma say something

Crabbe: Ay'yo Dm!

Draco: (You got something to say!)

Goyle: Man, nothing I though you was about tell him off man, what's up?

Blaise: Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew

Crabbe: Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear

Blaise: Awe man, whatever!

Crabbe: I swear man!

Draco: Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

All because I'm the lead singer of my band

Draco is bouncing in the beat in the middle of the center platform... Goyle then starts walking back to the stage...

Blaise: They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not

With some sold out arenas to amusement parks

I'm gon' let the world know that Goyle is hot I should cut his mic off when the music starts

Draco: (Hey yo it's...)

Blaise: Ready to snap on a dumbass fan

Everytime I hear

Draco: (Hey dude, I love your band!)

Blaise: We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments

So why he gettin 90 and we only get 10 percent?

And these guys actin funny every area code

Draco: (Goyle carry my bag!)

Blaise: Bitch, carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

Draco: (Who the f!ck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?)

Goyle: God dammit I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo, and make some loot I told you

I made the beats and wrote all the raps

Til Crabbe & Blaise.. slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video.. I was in the back

Superman video.. I was in the back

For the media, I got some suggestions

F!ck Malfoy, ask us a question

Like who's B.N? How'd we get started? (But what about D&M?)

Bitch are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group

Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!)

50 told me do sit-ups to get buff

Did two and a half, and couldn't get up

F!ck BN, I'm out of this band

I'm about to start a group with the real Roxanne

All four ran back on to centerstage and stood in a line and pulled some BSB moves

Draco: GIRL WHY CANT U SEE

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME

AND IT JUST TEARS MY ARSE APART TO KNOW THAT

YOU DONT KNOW MY BAAAANNNNDDDD!

They turned around and started crisscrossing their legs until Goyle came up and stage punched Draco in the head and he fell over

Goyle: These chicks don't even know the name of my band

Crabbe: (Haha!)

Goyle: But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

Crabbe: (Fuck Malfoy!)

Goyle: Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man

Crabbe: (Yeah!)

Goyle: All because I'm the lead singer.. Hahaha

Draco comes back and puts his arm around Crabbe as they share a mic

Draco: My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!

Blaise: "Yeah! The hardest boy band in the world! BS!"

Then Goyle slips a matador's jacket on Draco and Blaise puts on the hat on him.

Draco: "I'm the lead singer of my band

I get all the girls to take of their underpants

I'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa

Makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa, Whoo Whoo!

Draco started doing a funky little dance that got a lot of laughs...


Draco: Look out for my next single its called my salsa

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa

My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants

My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants

My salsa"

Blaise, Crabbe, and Goyle leave Draco by himself...Draco and looks around sees no one there.

Draco: "Where did everybody go?"

Draco runs off of stage and tries to find the guys while the crowd was either shocked at the performance or either clapping so hard making their hands sore. Especially the Slytherins.

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