"Azlynn and Roy were on a date" They were eating MUSHROOM RAVIOLI!!
roy said "Azlynn...my love" and you reply with a "What Roy-ey-woy-ey?"
roy " i freaking love you!!
Azlynn looks into his cold...black eyes..and said 'YOUR A FRICKIN HOTTY! I LOVE YOU TOO!"
They kiss
"LETS GET MARRIED!" roy exclaims
YEA!!" azlynn agrees
he looks at you. "thats not how I excpected you to reply. I decided im not ready to be...wedded...to you"
Azlynn: "too bad your trapped we have to get married now."
Roy looks confused "wha? why are we tra-" he was cut off because Azlynn put a knife to his neck
Azlynn: "roy, you super hunksicle, marry me!"
he paused "...f-fine"
"yayz!" Azlynn says
"but im n-not really h-h-h-h-happy about it" Roy murmurs
Azlynn shows the knife"yeah you are"
"ok. just a little" Roy says scared
Azlynn smiles "nooo your super glad. I know you are."
Roy sighs "whatever. whose gonna be your maide of honor?"
"Winly" Azlyn says
"what about Marilee?" Roy asks
"Marillee is the flower girl" Azlynn replies
"oh ok. who should my best man be? Edward or Havoc?" Roy asks
"Edward man" Azlynn answers
"ok thats good" roy says
"what now?" Azlynn asks "What are the wedding colors?"
"RED! for FLAMES!! flame on!" Roy exclaims
"yeah!! flameshot. hotyou" Azlynn states
"true" roy agrees
"so true" azlynn says
"HEY! look what I got Roy points to a letter its an announcement for Marilee and Alphonse's wedding." Roy says
"coolio!" Azlynn says
"yes very" he agrees "you are the maid of honor"
"sahweetox" azlynn exclaims
"winry is her flower girl..." he stated
"lol" azlynn saus
Then Roy randomly states "WELL. Ive just decided I really love you. Do you wanna go get married in vegas right now?"
"Yeah baby!" Azlynn shouts
They go to vegas and gets wedded
"yay vegas!" Azlynn says
they hug and kiss
"huzzah!" roy says
kisses azlynn
"OMG" says Marilee
kisses roy
"omg" says Alphonse
"shut up guys your just jealous roy is a hunkcicle!" azlynn relpies
Marilee: Well...SO IS MY AL!
Azlynn: okay
Alphonse: blushes thanks!
Roy: Azlynn is hott too
marilee: azlynn your blushing
Azlynn: yes I know I am and so are you
Roy: I know I am
Alphonse and Marilee back away slowly
they are frightened
azlynn kisses roy
alphonse kisses marilee
Alphonse: tee hee
it's a kissing party!!
xD
then...all of a sudden...azlynn is kissind alphonse
Alphonse: AZLYNN!! EWWW! slaps her
Azlynn: OWWWWWWWWWW
Marilee: You deserve it you PERV!
Roy: chibi chibi
Azlynn: RoyXAzlynn and AlphonseXMarilee
Marilee: i know!
Azlynn: forever
Roy: yesh!!
Roy again: If your chibi and you know it clap your hands!!
everyone clap clap
ok on with the story
At Marilee and Alphonse's wedding
Pope-guy: You are now...MARRIED!
wedding music plays as al and marilee kiss
then for some reason roy and azlynn start making out
Azlynn: yay random RoyxAzlynn makeouts!!
ANYWAYS.
Azlynn: Hey look a million and one kitties jusst walked in the door...
Hailee: MARILEE MARILEE!!! ed and I are getting marrie
Marilee: Thats great
Marilee: Am I your maid of honor? holds up kunai knife
hailee: "ummm s-s-sure marilee!! just p-please dont hu-hu- hurt me!"
Marilee: lowers kunai knife ok ok . sorry for that little spasm. Sorry you werent the brides maid at mine...but you WERE the flower girl...is Alphose gonna be the best man?"
hailee "no... Roy is )"
hailee: jk. yes its alphonse
Azlynn: LOOP
Azlynn and Roy are all-of-a-sudden in the picture
Hailee: &$&$&#!(&#!&$(!&$!$(!&&(!(#$&(!&(!#&$)&!!!!!!
alphonse and marilee: er...um...HAILEE!
HAILEE"Yeah?"
Alphonse: Please dont use that language
Marilee: listen to your BROTHER IN LAW
Hailee "Fine!!"
Alphonse: smiles thanks
Marilee: \
hailee "But Edo does!! And he's allowed to use it!?"
marilee: "well i dont care if you use it just not around alphonse."
random roy and azlynn makeout scene
hailee Okay...
alphonse and marilee: twitch
Hailee "sorry al..."
Alphonse: Its ok pats her on the head"
Nyao!!
Alphonse gasps KITTY!
Marilee: LETS SAVE IT!
PURRR Rubs against Al's leg
Marilee and Alphonse decided to name it Jimmy
Jimmy "Hi"
Marilee: HEY JIMMY! rubs ear your such a cwoot wittle kwitty!
Alphonse nods
Jimmy "My name isn't Jimmy."
Jimmy "It's Envy"
Alphonse: oh?
envy shapes shift back to palm tree/cross dresser form
GASP edward comes into the picture
Edward: Jim-Envyy.. shoots envy
randome makeout scene still with Roy and Azlynn
Edward, Hailee, Alphonse, and Marilee twitch
Envy "Too bad i'm INVINCIBLE!!"
Then Hailee runs up to Ed and tells "EDO-KUN!! YOU MUST SAVE US! KILL THAT !"
Azlynn "Roy save us!! Use your HUNKSICLE power!!!"
Roy: No
Envy "Hey!! I'm just here to partay!!"
Roy: I cannot. May Alphonse can
Roy "jk!!"
Roy: OK!!! kissesd Envy
Azlynn "ROY!"
Hailee: You gay perv!
gasp
Marilee: Roy...Envy's a a guy
Azlynn: We know2za
Roy: WTF!! shoots envy
Envy: im still here
Alphonse: YOUR MARRIED ROY!
Hailee and Edward twitch
Envy "Hey haey!! I'm getting married to wrath!!!!!!!"
everyone WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marilee: Pervert!! breaks out her moon powers
Envy and wrath makeout
Everyone starts havin seizures
Envy "Hey guys!! Who wants to be my maid of honor?"
Azlynn: ME ME!
Azlynn: JK
Envy bride Wrath groom
MARILEE "I DO FOR REAL!!"
Marilee: NOT
Roy: I Know someone
Azlynn "Go find Sloth"
Roy: What about...um...er...the weird Shamballa lady...She would want to"
Alphonse: Isnt she dead?
Roy: Oh yeah
Azlynn"No she came back to lifeted"
Hailee: True...
Edward: Very true
Edward and Alphonse: HUMAN TRANSMUTATION!
Marilee and Hailee: NO!!!!!!
Envy and Wrath get married while no one is looking
Edward peeks
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward "Guys...they're doing it!"
Alphonse: IT BURNZ!!!!!!!!
Roy "Did someone say burn?"
Alphonse: yes. me.
Roy snaps fingers and accidently burns Envy and Wrath to a crisp
Azlynn: MY HERO!
Roy: Whoops my fingers slipped wild grin
burns azlynn
Roy "jk jk jk"
Azlynn: good.
Marilee: Very good
Random Azlynn and Roy makeout scene
Edward and Hailee leave the room "this place sucks"
Alphonse: Wanna go look for kitties?
Marilee: Sure
leaves
still makeing out
greed appears
archer appears
Archer shoots Azlynn and Roy with his mouth gun...but for some reason they dont get shot...
Roy: ITS LOVE!
-magical reflecting wall appears!!
Azlynn: THAT PROTECTS US!
Roy: LIKE HARRY POTTER!
Azlynn swoons
Roy catches
Then they kiss
sheilds eyes
MAKEOUT SCENE
Greed and Archer: Eww
Greed and Archer makeout
Edward: Roy...I need some- WTF!!!!!!!! eyes burn
hailee rushes to ed "EDO!"
everyone dies except for greed and archer
and Alphonse and Marilee since they werent in that scene
Greed: what now?
roy and azlynn get up and run away to vegas"
ROY: VEGAS!!!!
AZLYNN: ROCKS!!!!
archer: they are strange.
greed: uh-huh
archer: lets get married
greed: ok:
greed and archer get married in tennasee
Alphonse and Marilee attend the wedding kind of afraid.
they get married
Alphonse: Uh...why are we at a gay marriage?
Marilee: Dunno
Harry potter attends the wedding too
Harry Potter: GREED WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE! crys
Archer"too bad he's mine!!" shoots and kills harry potter
Beth hutchens appears
Roy and azlynn magically appear
Azlynn: B-beth!!!
beth: RETARDED "Bwuhahahah"
Roy stares at her. "Uh...loser"
Sasuke appear Sasuke: Loser he dissapears
Archer shoots at beth and misses beth's big head
Beth: Bahhaha-uijfb-. Yooouuu missed meeeeeee...starts having a seizure
roy appears
Azlynn Finally! Roy, will you finnish her off for me please??"
Alphonse in the background: wanna play with some silly putty?
Marilee: OK!
Roy shoots beth and doesnt miss
Beth dies
blood is everywhere
Wrath appears
"BLOODD!!!" drinks blood
Everyone starts to twitch again
Roy randomly shoots a cow
Gate appears "Hey guys!!"
Marilee and Alphonse are playing with silly putty
Alphonse: hi
Ed "AHHHHH IT'S COME FOR MY OTHER LIMBS!!"
Wrath; I called him! BWuAHAHAHhaphug! I WILL H'VE YOURRRR LIMBS EDWARD ELRIC!!! AND YOUR MOM TOO!
Edo "NOOO NOT MY MUMMSY!! NOT MY LIMBSY!!'
Hailee randomly states "This started out with Roy and Azlynn on a date"
Everyone looks at her and ponders that statement
Marilee: YOUR RIGHT
ROY AND AZLYNN RANDOM MAKEOUT SCENE #15
Winry appears with a wrench and hits Roy "perv"
Breda "Whoa hey guys!!"
Fuery: Have you seen Riza-chan's dog?
Riza: right here you idiot
Roy: RIZA!!!! I THOUGHT YOU'D LEFT ME!
Azlynn: Whose this?
Roy: Er...um...well...shes...Riza
Azlynn slaps roy...
Azlyn: You ARE a perv"
Riza "It's okay I got married to Ronald weasly"
Roy starts to sob "WHAT?!"
Ron appears: Kisses riza she's mine
roy and Azlynn make out scene #19
Marilee to alphonse in the background Riza Weasly?
Alphonse: eww
Riza: Ron is hott!
Ron: I knowz it!!
Ron: RIZA IS HOTT
Lavander: RON!!!!!!
Snape appears
Snape: I'M WEARING NO PANTS!!"
Snape dissapears
(in the background) alphonse: we live in a strange world
marilee: nods
ding dong
Edo "I'll get it!"
Voldemort appears and kills a cow then he dissapears
Edo: Who is it?! Edo answers
Pizza hutt guy: "Here's your pizzas that will be 4518648 galleons and 289 dollors."
Edo hands him fake gold he made with alchemy
Pizza guy: eh...SWEET walks away
Edo: Sucker... Who ordered pizza?!!??!
Alphonse and Marilee: us
Blue man group appears
Hailee: I LOVE YOU GUYS
Ed: ME TOO!
Blue man group steals pizzza and dissapears to new york
Ed and Hailee are sad "Darn"
Alphonse and Marilee: MY PIZZA!
Hermione appears RIZA GIVE ME MY RONALD BACK!!!"
Hermione: DONT MAKE ME USE MY U-U-U-U-UGLY SPELL ON YOU
Azlynn: its not like Riza could GET any uglier!
Edward "BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!"
Roy "Burn?"
Alphonse and Marilee: OOO! she got you good!
Azlynn: Yes Roy! Can you please burn Riza for me?!
Roy SNAP
Riza is now dead
Ron: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh well...I've got hermione
Ron and hermine get married in spain
Alphonse and Marilee: Yay Spain!
Everyone goes
even Gate
even greed and archer
even wrath and envy
And pride and sloth
And Trisha and Hoenheim
Edo: Um...Hermione and Ron...who cares? grabs Hailee's hand and leaves
Alphonse: Marilee. lets go home
Marilee: Kay.
Roy and Azlynn make out scene 105
THE END