Buffy is not a train

by Aru Goru

Ths story is great tale, and it is long and wordy. With all your favoriter charatecers.

Keanu: "What! We're not showing it in australia! I love that country! That's the one with the indians right?"

Zordon: "I think so."

Alpha: "AIYAIYIAIYAIYIYAIAII! Keanu, you should kick some ass until they take it to Australia!"

Keanu: "That's it! I'll highjack a bus and reinact the entire movie on it! We will go to all of Australia's many islands! And meet many animals, like the Wilderbeast, Penguins, Wolverine, and the mighty MANTICORE. I think I had a pet manticore once. Then we had to flush it after it got parkinsons. The sewers had an unrelated explosion that day. It was like 20 atomic bombs. No-one survived."