sick as a dog
By: felix caraway
this is a very funny fic
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Words: 166 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4/30/2001 - id: 270595
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felix_caraway: hey herm
::herm is reading in the common room::
::felix bustes through door::
hermione:: well, hello
felix: hello
felix::here yeh here yeh Draco is a constapated
herm::sick,
felix::so where is harry
herm::dunno.
::book falls down stais::
herm::hmmmmm whose book is that?
Felix:: what the hell
it is yours
herm:: but i didn't leave it there
:puts her book away::
felix::peevs
::peevs pours bucket of spit on felix::
herm::yuck.......that's sick
felix::your gona die peevs::chases him out::
::her watches::
:: felix pulls out wand::
::felix stabs peevs with it::
felix::ready to die again
:peevs nokes felix out::
hern::c'mon…calm down!
:;peevs puts love poitun in felix butter beer::
herm::ACK!
::herm runs::
::felix look in miror::
::in love with self::
herm::uh oh.........
felix::your one hand some fellow
yes i know i am
no you are
no you are
herm::scary....
felix_caraway:
::takes pills and they clear out the poitun::