Me: I SRSLY DON'T OWN FMA. D: DUN' SUE ME! I really love these, so...xD
OKAY. I get it I am a crossdressing palmtree with a strange obsession of putting my hands to my hips and shaking them like a girly man! No need to cr- WHAT THE- OKAY? WHO MADE THIS FANFICTION? I AM TRYING TO KILL MY BROTHER NOT IMPREGNATE HIM! God...you people are like fangir- okay, you are. Anyway, send me some questions and I might answer them, or I may just kill you, because we all know. I'm just that awesome. :D