Disclaimer: Hideaki Sorachi owns this anime. So as the Ginpachi-sensei segment. Kurumada owns this Saint Seiya. No Saint Seiya characters are harmed during this fic. Only techniques.
Chapter 1.
Greek Myth: It isn't Saint Seiya is connected to this studies, you dumbass!
"Stand"
"Greet"
"Sit Down"
"Our lesson for today in Classical Mythology is from the Greeks. Tell me who are the gods and goddesses of the Greek Myth?" Ginpachi asked while he was writing the 'sugar' and 'continent' in kanji.
"Zeus" Shinpachi answered.
"Poseidon-aru" Kagura answered also.
"Hades" Kondou added.
"Apollo" Okita added.
"Athena" Hijikata added also. Although their answers seems right, Ginpachi-sensei made this discussion more complicated than the students knew.
"Doyou know that Kurumadamadadane made this manga about the Greek Myth, this is cool!" Ginpachi discussed the manga for the students about the Saint Seiya on his hand. This made Shinpachi irked so much that this does not included to the discussion.
"Sir, um... what is the connection between this manga and this discussion?" Shinpachi argued.
"Yeah, what's the point? I think this is not cool" Kondo added.
"Gimme a break, Sir. This is not in discussion." Hijikata said.
"Don't worry, this adds to the discussion" Ginpachi replied to Hijikata when he pointed to Okita was doing the Pegasus Meteor Fist Stance to 'eliminate' Hijikata.
"Hijikata, look at your back." Ginpachi told Hijikata while pointing to Okita.
"Hijikata shiine-ya, Pegas Ryuu Sei Ken!"Okita aims the new technique but Hijikata merely dodges.
"Damn you Okita, my turn: Diamond Dust!" Hijikata yelled and performed his dancing pose ala crane.
"Phoenix-kombu Illusion!" Kagura yelled.
"Sir, it looks like Hijikata, Okita and Kagura-chan are fighting..." Shinpachi said but...
"Nebula Storm!!" Kondou added.
"Sir, it looks like they were going gaga over Saint Seiya and..."
"Never fear for I can keep them quiet!" Ginpachi-sensei added and made his final attack.
"Sir, this is dangerous, the whole classroom will gonna..."
"ROZAN KORYUU HA!!"
And BOOM! The classroom got decimated by their humongous amount of cosmo energy. The result of their classes were all students and Ginpachi-sensei were teaching about the Greek Myth in outer space cladded in astronaut's suit while Tatsuma saw Ginpachi-sensei was Neo Armstrong.
End.
Next chapter:
Nordic Myth: All MMORPG's have bugs, per se.