Giving Connor A Haircut
Author's Note: Sequel to 'Giving Connor Chocolate,' this was inspired by the fact that Connor has almost the exact same hair as my brother. Thus the need to chop it off.
Disclaimer: I do not own Angel
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"Okay, Connor," the strange blonde girl said, brandishing her weapon. "Now it's time for that other thing we talked about." She fondled her weapon in a sinister, creepy this-is-my-true-love sort of way.
Connor whimpered, backing away slowly. Hard to do when you're on your knees, back against the kitchen bench. He changed tact, edging to the side rather than backwards. "Don't, please," came from his suddenly very dry throat. "I'm too young."
The girl smirked evilly. "No one is too young for this, Connor."
She pounced.
The others, watching from a safe distance away, saw hair fly up from the floor, twirl prettily in the air and float back down, just like it does when cats fight. Occasionally they heard growls. Once they even heard a particularly ferocious snarl.
Angel shifted uncomfortably. "What do you think she's doing to him?"
Fred, her eyes cold, sniffed. "Nothing more than what he deserves." She was still in mourning over her Twinkies and (something she'd discovered only moments ago) her rare dark chocolate with caramel swirls ice cream.
Eventually the strange blonde girl raised her head. She was grinning, panting in a finally-it-is-done way. She pulled Connor to his feet, not very hard with the kind of strength she welded.
"Well?" she asked the others, who gaped in frank astonishment. "What do you think?"
Cordelia, hand gripping her belly tightly, whined, "You cut off all my sweet boy's hair..."
The strange blonde girl raised an eyebrow. "Yes, I did." She gazed proudly at her handiwork. "I think I did better than the last time I tried to cut someone's hair." She patted her own hair at the memory.
Fred walked slowly up to the new and improved Connor (who was now in an almost permanent sulk) and poked his hair. He grumbled but let her. She turned to the blonde girl. "I like it."
The blonde girl grinned wickedly.
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Hehe. I wonder if any of you have guessed who the blonde girl is. No worries. There might be a third one on its way. Connor always needs improvement.
Review please.