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Characters: mostly the characters of 'Passions', some of the CAST and ex- cast members of 'Passions', Melissa Doyle, Chris Reason, David Koch, Natalie Barr, Adam Digby, Rhea McKinlay, Amy Walters.
Chapter 1
"So this is it, Harmony, the home of 'Passions', finally!" declared Angie, who had recently arrived from Watchville with her best friend Rhea, across the portal that the United Soap Opera Viewers Who Are Getting Sick Of JER(k)'s Pathetic Attempts To Keep Passions Watchable Association had designed in conjunction with fellow Passions-bashing association, the Contempt for the Deplorable Sideshow that Passions Has Become Society. She and Rhea stared up at the 'Welcome to Harmony' sign. Then, they both took deep breaths, "Ready? Ok here we go" said Rhea as the two friends took their first step into Harmony.
A brunette sat sobbing under a tree. "Ooh, that looks like our first case," said Rhea, "Should be interesting - it's Kay Bennet". They walked up to her, "Miguel trouble?" asked Amy. Kay looked up, shocked. "Who are you? And how do you know about my problems with Miguel?" "We're from Watchville and we're getting sick of you guys!" replied Amy. "Oh! I get it. Well, maybe you guys can help us. That James E Reilly's trapped us here using the all- powerful Contract spell and now I'm not allowed to do anything except mourn for Miguel - it's so.so harrowing! And frustrating -we're all giving up on the show too. The other day Lindsay suggested her character Theresa commit suicide and in a 'Passions' first - get this. NEVER come back to life again! JER(k) then waved the Contract spell in her face again and shut her up" Kay burst out. "Never fear! Team Passions Reform is here!" said Amy, "We'll get this place back to sanity in no time! Come on, let's go. We've got lots of work to do. This is going to be so much fun!"
[Cut to Watchville, Amy's house, where her & Rhea's friends are anxiously hanging onto each and every action of their brave friends, who they still couldn't believe had actually dared to go into the hell-hole that was Harmony, risking their sanity for the sake of rescuing the town from death by boredom]:
"Oh! Look! They met Kay!" exclaimed Theo, as she and her friends watched Channel Seven's special coverage of Amy and Rhea's exploits in Harmony on its morning show, 'Sunrise', hosted by Melissa Doyle and Chris Reason. They were able to bring live coverage courtesy of the hidden camera in the robotic fly that followed Rhea and Amy around everywhere. "And it appears that two of our bravest viewers have finally caught up with troubled teen Kay Bennet, who is now being led back to the garage that has now become her new bedroom since her cousin, little miss Porcelain Fruitcake, I mean Charity Standish, has decided that Kay's other ill-fated bedroom should play host to her newest Science project, which has not yet been revealed - it lies hidden under a sheet" came Chris Reason's voice over the television speakers, "we will now cross live to where Rhea McKinlay and Amy Walters are offering Kay an anti-depressant, good morning to you Rhea and Amy, so what are the plans for your next move?" Rhea and Amy appeared on the television screen, "Good morning Chris, Mel, we're just waiting for Mr "I can't wait to take my shirt off" and Miss "I'm so perfect, I make the word 'perfect' sound flawed" to come back from their "Oh Charity! Oh Miguel!" afternoon in the park" said Rhea. "And what advice have you given Kay so far?" asked Melissa. "We told her to write her own script from now on and give Miguel, Charity, 'Bratface' i.e. Jessica and Grace the shock of their lives!" Amy told her and their viewers. "Sounds exciting!" said Melissa. "We're looking forward to see what happens" added Chris, "thanks for talking to us this morning and remember, you promised us the first interview as soon as you guys get back, we're holding you to that!" "No problem, Chris. Talk to you guys later" "goodbye!" said Chris.
[Cut back to Harmony, Kay's garage, where Miguel and Charity have just arrived from their afternoon out. Rhea and Amy have hidden themselves.]:
"Kay, are you in there?" Kay heard Miguel call. Kay went into the house via the adjoining door to the garage, "What is it, Miguel?" "Charity's tired and hot. I was wondering if you could get her a drink from the fridge" said Miguel. "Sure, of course I will, Miguel" said Kay, already opening the drink bottle. She left the open bottle on the counter. She got Charity the drink, but didn't give it her, "Actually, I was pretty thirsty myself. I think I'll have this drink and Charity, maybe you can do something for yourself BY yourself for once." "Kay, that's not fair. Charity is a nice sweet girl whom everybody loves. Is it so much to ask that you merely get her a drink? You're supposed to be nice to her. Everybody in Harmony has to be nice to her." Miguel told her. "Oh Kay, it's okay. I'll only drink 4 or 5 glasses. You can have the rest if there's any left" offered Charity. "See Kay? I told you she was sweet. She's sacrificing her thirst for you" said Miguel. "Alright" said Kay, "you can have the drink". She poured the glass- full over the top of Charity's head. "Kay! What are you doing!" cried Miguel. "No! Stop! Miguel! Don't go near her! She's EVIL! Evil I tell you! I just had a prediction. Great pain and suffering are coming to Harmony and Kay's the one who's bringing it here!" "Oh, shut up, Molly!" said Kay. "Kay, what's going on with you? Why are you acting so strangely?" a shocked Miguel asked her, "Don't you care about your own cousin? Don't you care about me?" He looked over at Charity, as if waiting for her to say something, but Molly Stanton merely stood there with her mouth open, having forgotten all her lines. "Oh, let me tell you exactly how much I care about YOU! In fact, let me SHOW you!" Kay bellowed. She picked up the drink bottle that she had left open on the counter and poured its ice-cold contents all over Miguel's head. Then she gave him a good hard slap right across his face and ran out. "Deanna! What do you think you're doing? Reiley will KILL you!" Jesse shouted after her. "No, he won't" said an unfamiliar voice. "This is OUR show now" said another, equally unfamiliar voice. "Wh-who are you guys?" asked Molly, her voice shaky, staring at the two pretty young women who stood before her and her co-star.
Well, what did you guys think? PLEASE review. This is my first venture into the world of fan fiction so please go easy on me!
Characters: mostly the characters of 'Passions', some of the CAST and ex- cast members of 'Passions', Melissa Doyle, Chris Reason, David Koch, Natalie Barr, Adam Digby, Rhea McKinlay, Amy Walters.
Chapter 1
"So this is it, Harmony, the home of 'Passions', finally!" declared Angie, who had recently arrived from Watchville with her best friend Rhea, across the portal that the United Soap Opera Viewers Who Are Getting Sick Of JER(k)'s Pathetic Attempts To Keep Passions Watchable Association had designed in conjunction with fellow Passions-bashing association, the Contempt for the Deplorable Sideshow that Passions Has Become Society. She and Rhea stared up at the 'Welcome to Harmony' sign. Then, they both took deep breaths, "Ready? Ok here we go" said Rhea as the two friends took their first step into Harmony.
A brunette sat sobbing under a tree. "Ooh, that looks like our first case," said Rhea, "Should be interesting - it's Kay Bennet". They walked up to her, "Miguel trouble?" asked Amy. Kay looked up, shocked. "Who are you? And how do you know about my problems with Miguel?" "We're from Watchville and we're getting sick of you guys!" replied Amy. "Oh! I get it. Well, maybe you guys can help us. That James E Reilly's trapped us here using the all- powerful Contract spell and now I'm not allowed to do anything except mourn for Miguel - it's so.so harrowing! And frustrating -we're all giving up on the show too. The other day Lindsay suggested her character Theresa commit suicide and in a 'Passions' first - get this. NEVER come back to life again! JER(k) then waved the Contract spell in her face again and shut her up" Kay burst out. "Never fear! Team Passions Reform is here!" said Amy, "We'll get this place back to sanity in no time! Come on, let's go. We've got lots of work to do. This is going to be so much fun!"
[Cut to Watchville, Amy's house, where her & Rhea's friends are anxiously hanging onto each and every action of their brave friends, who they still couldn't believe had actually dared to go into the hell-hole that was Harmony, risking their sanity for the sake of rescuing the town from death by boredom]:
"Oh! Look! They met Kay!" exclaimed Theo, as she and her friends watched Channel Seven's special coverage of Amy and Rhea's exploits in Harmony on its morning show, 'Sunrise', hosted by Melissa Doyle and Chris Reason. They were able to bring live coverage courtesy of the hidden camera in the robotic fly that followed Rhea and Amy around everywhere. "And it appears that two of our bravest viewers have finally caught up with troubled teen Kay Bennet, who is now being led back to the garage that has now become her new bedroom since her cousin, little miss Porcelain Fruitcake, I mean Charity Standish, has decided that Kay's other ill-fated bedroom should play host to her newest Science project, which has not yet been revealed - it lies hidden under a sheet" came Chris Reason's voice over the television speakers, "we will now cross live to where Rhea McKinlay and Amy Walters are offering Kay an anti-depressant, good morning to you Rhea and Amy, so what are the plans for your next move?" Rhea and Amy appeared on the television screen, "Good morning Chris, Mel, we're just waiting for Mr "I can't wait to take my shirt off" and Miss "I'm so perfect, I make the word 'perfect' sound flawed" to come back from their "Oh Charity! Oh Miguel!" afternoon in the park" said Rhea. "And what advice have you given Kay so far?" asked Melissa. "We told her to write her own script from now on and give Miguel, Charity, 'Bratface' i.e. Jessica and Grace the shock of their lives!" Amy told her and their viewers. "Sounds exciting!" said Melissa. "We're looking forward to see what happens" added Chris, "thanks for talking to us this morning and remember, you promised us the first interview as soon as you guys get back, we're holding you to that!" "No problem, Chris. Talk to you guys later" "goodbye!" said Chris.
[Cut back to Harmony, Kay's garage, where Miguel and Charity have just arrived from their afternoon out. Rhea and Amy have hidden themselves.]:
"Kay, are you in there?" Kay heard Miguel call. Kay went into the house via the adjoining door to the garage, "What is it, Miguel?" "Charity's tired and hot. I was wondering if you could get her a drink from the fridge" said Miguel. "Sure, of course I will, Miguel" said Kay, already opening the drink bottle. She left the open bottle on the counter. She got Charity the drink, but didn't give it her, "Actually, I was pretty thirsty myself. I think I'll have this drink and Charity, maybe you can do something for yourself BY yourself for once." "Kay, that's not fair. Charity is a nice sweet girl whom everybody loves. Is it so much to ask that you merely get her a drink? You're supposed to be nice to her. Everybody in Harmony has to be nice to her." Miguel told her. "Oh Kay, it's okay. I'll only drink 4 or 5 glasses. You can have the rest if there's any left" offered Charity. "See Kay? I told you she was sweet. She's sacrificing her thirst for you" said Miguel. "Alright" said Kay, "you can have the drink". She poured the glass- full over the top of Charity's head. "Kay! What are you doing!" cried Miguel. "No! Stop! Miguel! Don't go near her! She's EVIL! Evil I tell you! I just had a prediction. Great pain and suffering are coming to Harmony and Kay's the one who's bringing it here!" "Oh, shut up, Molly!" said Kay. "Kay, what's going on with you? Why are you acting so strangely?" a shocked Miguel asked her, "Don't you care about your own cousin? Don't you care about me?" He looked over at Charity, as if waiting for her to say something, but Molly Stanton merely stood there with her mouth open, having forgotten all her lines. "Oh, let me tell you exactly how much I care about YOU! In fact, let me SHOW you!" Kay bellowed. She picked up the drink bottle that she had left open on the counter and poured its ice-cold contents all over Miguel's head. Then she gave him a good hard slap right across his face and ran out. "Deanna! What do you think you're doing? Reiley will KILL you!" Jesse shouted after her. "No, he won't" said an unfamiliar voice. "This is OUR show now" said another, equally unfamiliar voice. "Wh-who are you guys?" asked Molly, her voice shaky, staring at the two pretty young women who stood before her and her co-star.
Well, what did you guys think? PLEASE review. This is my first venture into the world of fan fiction so please go easy on me!