Lavi is talking to Kanda after a rather "interesting" night trying to get himself out of trouble...
Let's watch and laugh at his misery (muhahaha)
ENOUGH OF ME MORE OF LAVI!
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Hey!...HEY!Oh my God...WILL YOU JUST LISTEND TO ME BeVORE STABBING ME IN THE GUT!
I know you're all righteous and shit and think that you don't need to pay attention to me,
but why don't you humor me a little, kay?
No no no put that thing down!
Let me defend myself!
Ok first off i bought the weed, but it was for purely scientific reasons,i swear!
Second the fish was old and nobody ever took good care of it anyway,
so his days were numbered.
And third,
Komui understood the whole thing and said that it would only go on your record as a misdemanour,
AT THE VERY WORST!
WHOA PUT THAT KATANA DOWN!
I know your a little banged up and yes,
it will take some time to get the stains out of the couch but it isn't worth killing me for!
You need to look on the bright side of things!
I SAID BRIGHT SIDE!
Look, I'm not sying that i fucked up,
but if i did... CALM DOWN!... if i did fuck up,
then you have to understand that there was a whole set of circumstances set against me.
No one would have belived that Lenalee would come,
there was no sign that said no animals alowed in this area,
and Allen usually holds his shit a lot better than he did.
I mean if seen him do a lot more and end up less fucked up.
So in the end it might just be a really good story to tell our grandkids.
OH CRAP!