Konnichiwa Minna-san!! xD

This is my FIRST fan fiction. So dont blame me if it really sucks.. Rate and review!

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[[Thoughts

"Dobe."

"Don't call me that, teme!"

"Hn."

Sasuke looked away from Naruto. He had better things to do then argue with this idiot. His gaze rested on a certain pink-headed girl in the distance. Bracing himself mentally, he flinched as an energetic Sakura bounced up to him and gave him a big hug.

"Sasuke-kun! You're early!"

Naruto whined. "Sakura- chaaaan! I'm here too!" Sakura gave him an irritated look and ignored him. Still clinging on to Sasuke, the pink-headed girl rolled her eyes as their ever-late sensei appeared in front of them in a poof of smoke. "YOU'RE LATE!" She and Naruto screamed at Kakashi. "hehe. Sorry guys. I saw this puppy and it was the cutest thing I ever saw and I just HAD to bring it home and.." "LIAR!!" They interrupted.

Kakashi chuckled. A "Hn" could be heard from Sasuke.

"Well guys! We have another D-ranked mission! You all have to babysit..." Kakashi paused and scanned the faces of his students. "WHAT?! BABYSITTING?! That's just so CORNY!" Naruto yelled. "Dobe! Shut the hell up!" Sasuke stared daggers at him. "TEME!" Naruto pouted and quietened down.

"well… er… you see… I have this baby cousin and i…" Kakashi stuttered. Veins popped and Kakashi nervously continued. "Well.. I'm really to busy to attend to him so you guys can help me babysit him instead! Well look at the time! I have to feed my fish! Bye!" He quickly disappeared in another poof of smoke, leaving the trio stunned. Sakura stared at the spot where Kakashi had been and took a deep breath.

"SHANNARO!!!"

Sasuke glared at the red-haired boy in front of him. I can't believe it. Of all missions. The red-haired boy stared back at him. "Your hair looks like a duck's butt." He chided. Sasuke gave him a cold look and resisted the urge to kill the boy standing before him. He glanced at Naruto beside him and saw him ask the boy what his name was. "Hiroshi at your service!" Hiroshi grinned and started chatting with the blonde. He sure have a way with children. Sasuke couldn't help but smile a small smile when Naruto did his trademark Sexy no jutsu, causing Hiroshi to stare in awe.

Sasuke looked away when suddenly he felt something dripping down his nose. He reached out his hand to touch it. Blood. What the hell?! Sasuke gave a yell and quickly grabbed some tissue nearby and covered his face.

A nosebleed!? I've seen that jutsu a million times and I had never got affected ONCE. What the hell is happening to me? The raven tried to calmed himself down, failing terribly. Even though he looks good.. ARGH no! I mean, I don't care one bit. Nope. Wonder what would happen if he wears a skirt? hmm.. not bad.. He mentally slapped himself and refused to look at Naruto for the rest of the day.

Naruto looked quizzically at Sasuke. "Sasuke-teme..?" No answer. Suddenly it hit Naruto. " hey HEY Sasuke-teme! Don't tell me you got thrown off by THAT?!" He gave Sasuke a cheeky grin. "keke. I'm going to tell Sakura-chan and Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei and MAN! I can already imagine the look on their faces!" He shouted. Sasuke stopped in his tracks and slowly turned around, eyes crackling. "Dobe. if you tell. Any. One. I. Am. Going to. Kill. You." Naruto stepped back and quickly tried to extinguish the killing intent coming from his teme. Wait. HIS teme? He shook it off. Nowadays he seemed to be very close to Sasuke, Sparring with him at every time of the day and hanging out with him at the ramen stand after practice but 'HIS teme?' That really sucks.

The whole room got quiet. " Hey Sasuke-kun! Naruto!" A high voice shattered the silence, making the three boys jump. Sakura came running in with lunch. "And who's THIS?" She smiled and ruffled Hiroshi's hair. Naruto let go of a breath he was unconsciously holding. "His name is Hiroshi. WELL LET'S HAVE LUNCH!" He looked into the food packets that Sakura was carrying and jumped up in joy. "WHOO HOO! RAMEN!! LET'S EAT EAT EAT!" He gobbled down the food in a minute. "ONE MORE SAKURA-CHAAN!" Sakura replied his last statement with a punch to his face.

Kakashi read his Icha Icha Paradise book page after page chuckling heartily. "And the beautiful maiden let her hair hang down her shoulders, staring at the sunset. Yuki stared at her with longing eyes and… hoho… this is good…" He murmured. A turn of the page. And another. Then the back of the book. "….." Kakashi stared at the book in his hands. "Aw… shucks." Disappointed and with nothing else to do, Kakashi then decided to check on his Genins. "Gotta go buy new volume... damnit…" Muttered the Icha Icha lover.

Making his way through the thick forest, he rushed off to Hiroshi's house.

"Stop staring at me, dobe."

"You not eating teme?"

"…"

Sasuke continued to watch Naruto slurp down his ramen. Sighing, his mind wandered off to certain events the past few days. Heh. The dobe's pouting. That actually makes him look… cute… ARGH no! I'm going crazy again. I can't even believe I'm sorta… whaddya call it… attracted..? NO! not attracted. Just… close. Close to Naruto. Close friend. Yeah. That's it. The raven heaved a deep breath and started banging his head on the dining table. "Sasuke-kun!! You're going to hurt yourself!!" Sakura tried to restrain Sasuke, but to no avail. "Just let the bastard be Sakura-chan. Don't waste your time on him." Naruto sneered between slurps.

Sakura sweatdropped. "er… I'll… just go and… wash the bowls…" She murmured. Hiroshi burst out laughing. "haha!! Duckbutt ain't cool like you Naruto!! Keke." The statement was rewarded with the legendary Uchiha Death Glare.

"I'm going. Bye."

"WAIT!! Sasuke-teme!!"

Naruto quickly ran out of the small house and grabbed the Uchiha's hand. "Teme! This is mission! Well… sort of. But still! You can't just walk out like that!" Sasuke glared at him. "Oh yes I can. Watch me." Panting, Naruto grabbed hold of his hand tighter, trying to catch up with his pace. "Dobe! You're holding my… hand…" Realising what he was doing, The blonde quickly withdrew his hand. Both boys blushed. Well, Sasuke's face was only tinted with a light shade of pink. "I… er… ARGH!! Sasuke-teme!! You KNOW I didn't do that on purpose! I… it was on instinct!! I mean… doh." Naruto blurted out. "I'm not saying that you did it on purpose."

Sasuke turned to face naruto, Onyx eyes meeting with blue. "But SEM- I mean TEME! I mean… SASUKE-TEME! The way you said that, you sounded like you're ACCUSING me! I mean… it's not like I'm saying im guilty but… I didn't do it on purpose… I MEAN! Doh. What am I talking about again…" Naruto panicked. The other boy smirked and started "Shut the he-" when he suddenly found himself tripping over Naruto's feet . Both boys toppled over. As Naruto's back hit the ground, both lips crashed. "Sasu… ke.. teme!! Mmpphh.." The blonde gasped when he felt Sasuke kissing him. His eyes slowly became half-lidded and after a while, he kissed back. Between the muffled noises, a muttering could be heard from the pair.

"Shut up, dobe."

Yay!! done with CHAPTER ONE!

Thanks to Melissa for teaching me the ways of the fan fic world. LOL!