This is what happens when you watch YouTube and CineMax at the same time. I was watching "Drop Dead Gorgeous" (a reeeeaaaally funny movie! You have to see it!) and a GSD tribute and a SM tribute to Hotaru. This just happened. Prepare the lynch mobs-we're goin' after FAITH.

Gundam SEED Destiny/Sailor Moon

"The Price of Beauty, The Price of Pain"

" NO WAY IN GALATIC HELL!"

"Sounds like Hotaru just got her latest mission." Haruka turned the page of the sports section idly as she sat on the couch. Michiru was sitting beside her with a fashion mag.

"It does, doesn't it?" The Oceanic Senshi replied in the same uninterested tone as she turned the page of her magazine. "Well, it sounds like she doesn't like it one bit."

"No-no-no-no!" Hotaru came down the stairs with Mamoru at her heels. "I am not doing it and you can't make me! Have Usa do it! Or Minako! It's up their alleys-not mine! I am a weapon, Mamoru-not your undercover cop!"

"You're the only one who can do it! You're the closest thing we've got to a Coordinator!" Mamoru's words made Hotaru stop in her tracks. Haruka and Michiru looked at each other and got up fast, leaving the room as fast as they could.

Hotaru turned around, her eyes colder-yes, far colder than space itself. "So, that's your little game. You ask me to put aside my life to go undercover as-as the very thing I despise about this goddamn world. I am a warrior-a weapon honed for killing and slaughter. I do not do these kind of jobs. Do I make myself clear?"

"Living with Haruka has clearly given you an attitude problem." Mamoru didn't know why the two older Senshi had bolted from the room. She was likely to use her powers when she was this pissed. "Since you have arranged genes, you are the only one who can pass off as a Coordinator. If you can infiltrate their defenses, you'll be doing your job, I promise. It's just a cover as you gather information for our side so we can defeat them good and proper. ZAFT is getting too big for its bows-we need someone on the inside, someone we alone can trust to give us accurate information."

Hotaru sighed heavily, not seeing any way out of it. They needed her to be a spy-like she was trained to be but she knew she'd regret this big time. She reluctantly nodded.

"Fine…I'll be in the goddamn Coordinator beauty pageant."

Hotaru: I'm getting him back for that.

And we'll all help. I promise.