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OK! I dunno anything about Hellsing! Ive read A LOT of fanfictions, websites, first and 12 manga. But that's about it. SO! If I do anything wrong here im really sorry and please tell me in case I decide to continue with this story. But hey, most of it is OOC anyway.

OK! One-shot Valentines ficcy!

Valentines day is here! And Alucard wants to get something for Integra cuz shes been workin REALLY hard. So what happens when he finds a lil something on his way back to Hellsing manor that's going to be a lot more trouble than its worth?

OK! On wit da fic!

( ) me budding in

Italic Alucard talking telepathic….erm yea

"Police girl, wake up!" Alucard growled at the still closed coffin of Seras Victoria, his fledgling.

"no….I dun wanna….." she replied, slurring her words still half asleep. The elder vampire growled, his patience ran thin for today was Valentines Day! The day of love and kindness and….

"POLICE GIRL!" he screamed as his kicked at her coffin, not too hard but hard enough for it to catch some air. After the coffin seized to move a groan was heard from the inside.

"owie…" Finally she opened the coffin with one hand while the other held her head.

"Finally, now hurry and get dressed we have much to do" he said quickly and threw her clothes at her as well as a blood pack. Seras sat there staring at her clothes, she yawned.

"But Master, its Valentines Day. We have a day off…." She yawned again stretching out her cramped muscles. Alucard glared at her through his thick sunglasses.

"Exactly, you must help me find something for someone" Seras' eyes nearly popped out of her sockets in shock, Alucard…..needs help….from her?

"Whoa….wait..what? but…..wait a second….." the blonde sat there for another moments thinking until it clicked, suddenly she started giggling. (blonde, orange, red, I dunno what hair color she has . )

"You wanna get somethin for Sir Integra doncha?" she teased, Alucard's eye twitched but that only made her laugh more. Alucard was about to say something but, speak of the devil, she was calling her. He glared at Seras one last time before disappearing through the wall.

Get dressed, drink the blood and meet me in the garden.

Seras wiped away the laughing tears and obeyed her Master, well except the blood part. She looked at it at first then tossed it on the table, leaving it there.

In Integra's office (heheh sounds funny dun it? yea I know, im stupid like that)

"You called Master?" Alucard phased through the wall next to Integra's chair, by now she was already used to his strange ways of entering her office. Why, just the other day he popped out of under her desk. He got a couple shots of sliver in the crotch for that one.

"Yes I did Alucard, I think you are aware of today are you not?" she asked, Alucard phased completely in the room, sitting on her desk and on some important papers. Not like he cares but anyway!

"Yes, I am. It is Valentines Day…." He trailed off, waiting for her to reply. She leaned back in her seat and stared at her "pet" for a moment.

Though she may be a tomboy, (sorta) even today was definitely special to her and a certain vampire she liked…a lot (no im not talking about Seras I am against all acts of yuri and yaoi, pervs….). She sighed, and shook her thoughts away.

"I know I promised you and Seras a day off today but it seems we have a ghoul attack, a small one so no big deal but I still need you two to take of this"

Alucard sighed, he shouldn't have gotten his hopes up when she mentioned today. But a small ghoul attack shouldn't take too much time….

"Is that all Master?" he asked.

"Can you please get off of my desk? I have important this to do and you're sitting on it…." She growled. Alucard looked down at the desk and laughed, while jumping off.

"Is this all you do? Really Master, you need a hobby" he laughed again, leaning on the desk with his arms crossed and holding him up. Integra rolled her eyes at him but secretly smiled, he never really did seize to amaze her.

"Alucard please, I'm very busy and…."

"And what? You're always busy, even on this day of love!" Alucard leaned closer to Integra, making sure that the word "love" counted in his sentence. Integra chuckled and leaned in closer to Alucard, just close enough to see through his glasses and into his blood red eyes.

"Yes Alucard, even on the day of love" she laughed again and leaned back into her chair, printing a picture of Alucard's eyes into her mind," Talking to me isn't going to get rid of those freaks Alucard, go"

With that, Alucard stood up and went through the door to inform Seras of their new mission of the day leaving Integra to her work and thoughts. When he was gone, she took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes. For once, Alucard was right, she was working too hard.

After the freak attack

"Well that was easy…." Seras pointed out, Alucard sighed.

"That wasn't even a challenge" he replied and put his two guns back into place. Alucard looked up at the moon's position then back at Seras. The freak attack took longer than expected.

"I'm afraid that it's too late for my Master's Valentines gift…" he sighed, Seras frowned.

"Don't worry Master" Seras tried to comfort him," There's always next year…." Before she could continue her sympathy, the two vampires picked up a noise with their sensitive ears. Alucard took out his gun Jackel and Seras kept her Halocanon on her shoulders while they both made their way towards the dark alley where the noise was coming from.

"Huh?" the noise was coming from a box, an old wet and dirty cardboard box. The two exchanged glances before Seras bent down to open it.

"Oh my God!" she cried out," HOW CUTE!" Alucard kept his gun pointed at the black thing in the box.

"Master can I keep it? Please!"

Behold! A black puppy was in the box, and was whimpering from all the gun shots from the freak attack. Seras put the Halocanon down and carefully picked up the shivering puppy, the young vampire practically melted into the puppy.

"Aww…..he's…..wait…" Seras pick up the puppy for a quick check," Oops I meant she" Seras laughed and continued to pet the puppy. Alucard stared at it for a moment, but in that moment, the puppy whimpered and shrunk back into Seras arms in fear of the large man with huge eyes.

"Lets go Police girl" he said and turned around and walked away.

"Wait Master! She needs a home and….HEY! Lets give this puppy to Integra!" Seras cried out, the puppy barked and wagged it's tail. As if it understood everything was going on. Alucard stopped dead in his tracks.

(LOL get it? "dead in his tracks"? but he's dead already? crickets that bad huh?)

"What in the world?" Walter, Alucard, Seras, and the new puppy were all inside the deserted kitchen. With the puppy on the floor, running around like a crazy maniac, the two vampires talked with the Angel of Death before giving the puppy to Integra.

"Whatcha think Walter? You think Sir Integra will like Alucard's gift?" Seras asked, Walter put his fist under his chin.

"Well…." He was cut off with the sound of puppy growling, Walter and Seras looked back to see the little puppy trying to rip Alucard's jacket off from the bottom. The elder vampire just stood there, feeling no strength from the puppy what so ever.

"She better like it…" he growled, Walter shook his head.

"I've known Sir Integra for a long time now, and I know for a fact that having a puppy around will only bring more work….but then again…."

RRRIIIIIIIPPPP!

And there went a chunk of Alucard's beautiful red jacket and into the mouth of the little dog demon. Then chase began! There goes the puppy around the table with Alucard close behind, and around and round they go!

After a few more circles around the table, Seras couldn't hold it in any longer and just began laughing hysterically. The Angel of Death shook his head at all the insanity, right when the puppy turned the corner he picked it up before Alucard would kill it and suck it dry of its blood.

Alucard nearly crashed into Walter but quickly stood up and regained his composure.

"Slippery little devil…" he glared at the puppy in Walter's arms, and the puppy growled back. Walter put the small dog on the table and began to inspect.

"Hmmm, well it seems to be a female half breed…" like a doctor of some kind, Walter check the puppy for any injuries, or illnesses. Also check it's eyes, mouth, and ears to see if it was healthy.

"Half breed of what?" Seras asked, Alucard to his spot near a wall checking on his jacket. (I told you it was gonna be OOC)

"A wolf and a Labrador I think, only 12 weeks and in very good shape for being an abandoned one. I think we should wait until the puppy is trained, maybe if we trained it to be a guard dog of some kind. Sir Integra is not really one for a VERY fun loving dog but still, I think she would like a tough dog"

"That sounds like Sir Integra alright, maybe next Valentines we can give it to her but until then we can train her" Seras gave the puppy a toothy grin, the puppy took the piece of Alucard jacket and began to play with it.

"What should we name her?" Walter turned to Alucard, he thought for a moment.

"Angel"

OK! Lets see what I get for this one!

Today I went over my uncles house and he got a new doggie! So this idea just popped in my head, and it was nagging me all day soooo! If it sucks please tell me and Ill erase it.

But if you like it then ill continue it for Valentines day.

Review please!

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