"What's on?" Bowser asked a group of Smashers as they were in one of the lounges of the manor, with it being a quiet day as there weren't any matches going on.
"Pong." Peach blurted as she was looking at a bunch of stickers in her notebook.
"Is it anything exciting?" Bowser questioned.
"Well... not really." Yoshi yawned as he was cleaning off the trophies hanging out on a shelf behind them.
"How long are we gonna keep doing this?" The left paddle asked.
"Forever." The right paddle responded.
"But why?" Left paddle questioned.
"Because we have nothing going for us." Right paddle said.
"How can you say that?" Left gawked.
"Look at us, we're friggin' paddles." Right sighed.
The pong ball was slowly moving back and forth between the two bickering lines, the pixelated dot having no response. "Are they just going to keep doing this?"
"That doesn't mean we can't be more."
"It doesn't mean we have the prowess to prove-"
The ball was getting bored of the paddles yapping it off, so it decided to self destruct.
"...Well, that was something." Roy commented as he was looking a bunch of spirits floating around him.