A/N: Chapter one hope you guys like it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush or anything you might recognize.
Full Summary: "Will you please be my fake girlfriend to trick my parent's into thinking I have a real one?" What happens when James lies about having a girlfriend? Well I'm pretty sure Katie can help him with that.
The Palmwoods the home of the future famous! A cool place for kids and parents to "hang out", have a good time, and lounge in the calm and quite palmwoods lobby. The only problem is that at the moment there are 4 19 year old boys playing lobby hockey disrupting people in the lobby and new comers.
"First goal of the game made by me! I am the best!" Kendall yelled out causing some guy to give him a nasty look and storm off somewhere besides the lobby.
"Yeah, yeah!" Logan said giving the oh-so-smug one a wave of the hand getting a childish show of the tongue by, you guessed it, Kendall Knight.
"Well are we just gonna stand here or play?" Carlos said jumping, grabbing the puck, and rushing to the net.
Now you see James would have totally blocked him but of course his phone has to ring getting everybody's attention when the loud ringtone to "Paralyzed" comes up.
"Sorry!" he says before answering the phone call that has disturbed not just the peace in the lobby but the oh-so precious hockey game.
"Hey mom! What's up?" he greets glad to hear from his mother who he hasn't seen in over a month when they played one of their shows up in Minnesota for Spring Break that Gustavo is ordered to give them by Kelly.
"Hi honey! How are you?" She asks and even though she isn't there for James to see it he knows that she's smiling glad to hear her only son speak to her.
"I'm good mom. We were just playing a game of Lobby hockey. How are you and dad?" he says throwing down his hockey stick and taking off his gear signaling that he'll be going upstairs so that he has more of a private conversation with his mother.
From a distance he heard Carlos ask the Jennifer's to play with them. he turned around and saw a hockey puck shoved in his mouth and his helmet over his eyes as the Jennifer's strut back to wherever they were going.
He chuckles and returns back to his phone call where his mother is still blabbing on about how her business is taking off and that ever since he agreed to be in the cover with his mother she was getting younger clients as well.
"That's great mom! I'm sure you didn't call just to tell me that." he says knowing that whenever his mother calls him that she wants something or something is important. Last time she called was to tell him that his sister, Abby, broke her arm doing something in ballet that he couldn't comprehend.
"James, you know me so well." She says laughing a bit on the other line. "Well actually, me, your dad, and your sister are coming to visit you!" She says out of nowhere making James choke on his own spit.
"You're coming? When?" he asks a bit too frantically trying to regain his composure the best he could.
"We'll be there next week on Wednesday!" Wednesday? Wednesday? That's only five days!
"Not to sound rude or anything but why are you guys coming?" he asked even though he knows that his mother will take the question completely the wrong way.
"Well I would like to see how you're doing maybe explore L.A. a bit and I would like to meet that girlfriend you're always talking about!" Girlfriend? No! Why me? I just told them that I had one to get dad to shut up about me not having one yet.
"Ok mom! Well, I got to go Gustavo wants us at the studio! Bye!" he said cutting off his mother before she could finish her good bye.
"What's got your panties up in a bunch?" Katie asked walking in raising her head off of her phone with a raised eyebrow. What is with these Knights and raised eyebrows?
"I don't have a girlfriend!" he yells trying to regain himself knowing that yelling at Katie won't solve a thing!
"Well, you're James Diamond! Go out and get one!" She says pointing towards the direction of the apartment door.
"Yeah, well, I kinda have a type now!" he yelled plopping himself on the bright orange couch that still hasn't gotten old from three years of sixteen year old hockey heads.
"Now what would be your type?" Katie asked giving him a awestruck look as if she just saw James' lucky comb get up and brush his hair its self.
"My parent's expect a brown haired, brown eyed, 16-17 year old girl." he said almost describing Katie perfectly.
"What do your parents have to do with this?" Katie asks giving the older boy a look that not even she knew what it meant.
"They're coming to visit in five days and guess what? They expect me to have a girlfriend!" he yells out burying his face into the couch.
"You have officially reached stupid vill! "Katie exclaimed rising her arms as a dramatic effect as if to say "you're screwed"
Then a light bulb literally went off in James' head that might have been the smartest plan he has ever concocted. "Will you please be my fake girlfriend to trick my parent's into thinking I have a real one?" he exclaimed in a begging position with him on his knees looking up at the 5'5 girl standing in front of him.
"Forget it!" Katie says not wanting anything to do with James crashing and burning beneath his own parent's.
"Please Katie!" he yelled grabbing onto her leg. "I'll give you a hundred bucks!" he says remembering how she'll do anything for money.
"What do I look like a thirteen year old?" She says with pure disgust written on her face.
"100 everyday that you have to pretend?" James asked still trying to use money knowing that even though Katie is older she'll still be a little con artist that loves money more then she should.
She thought over the idea knowing that she could pull it off. "Fine! We start Wednesday!" She yells leaving James there looking as happy as he could be. Oh James but you have no clue what you've gotten yourself into!
A/N: Short chapter but it's also not how I usually write. I'm like a narrator and it's in third person. Sad isn't it? I just thought that the first chapter could use third person. Tell me if you don't want that. Even though I use third person I'll still get feelings and emotion put into it. Also I hope someone reads this! My other story completely crashed and burned because nobody would read or review so if you could give me some feedback that would be much appreciated!