Chpter one: Welcome to the ring!
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The scene begins in a big staduim with the lights dimmed.
Ranger24: LADIES AND GENTELMEN!! WELCOME TO CLASH OF THE IDIOTS!!
Crowd: YAHH!!!
Ranger24: Allow me to introduce or contenders. By the way I'm you host Ranger24!
Spot light shines on one of six entrances.
Ranger24: In this corner hailing from cohauge Rhode Island! Weghing in at over two hundred pounds! I give you! PETER GRIFFEN!!
Peter: Hi everyone!
Crowd: Hi Peter!
Ranger24: In this corner! Haling from endsvilie! Weiging in at around seventy five pounds! I give you! BILLY!!
Billy: DAHH!
Crowd: YEAH!!
Ranger24: Next hailing from Peach creek! Weighing at over one hundred pounds! Ed!
Ed: Hello light.
Crowd: ...
Ranger24: Okay the final contestant! I give you! Hailing from Blood guluch! Weighing in at over half a ton wearing hhis regulation blue armor! I give you! Cabbosse!
Cabbosse: Hello I am happy to be here. Where is my orange juice.
Crowd: Who is he again.
Ranger24: Cabbosse! Check in tomorrow for match one! Review please!