I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING :(

I would like to thank mentalgal for giving me the kazoo idea :D i hope you enjoy your kazoo.

It was quite early in the morning and Jane lay on his couch waiting for the team to arrive. It was warm and the air was sticky, his hair was damp which caused it to stick to his face. He had a surprise for Lisbon and he couldn't wait to give it to her. About an hour latter Lisbon arrived dumping her stuff in her office and getting her cup of coffee. Once she made her way to her office and sat down Jane came in with a big grin on his face,

"Hello my dear, how are you today."

"I'm actually having quite a good morning, I'm in a good mood which is a first, considering I work with you of all people."

"Thank you Lisbon don't feel loved" Jane said as he walked around behind her. He bent down slowly and put his mouth next to her ear before pulling out non the less than a kazoo. He pressed his lips tight to the piece of plastic and blew as hard as he could. All Lisbon herd was a loud bleating sound as she leapt 10 feet out of her chair, her coffee mug flying out of her hands and the hot liquid landed on her lap as she let out an ear piercing scream.

"JANE WHAT THE HELL!"

" Do you like my kazoo?" Jane said with a giggle.

"NO I DONT... you are SO dead" Lisbon said as she sent him the death glare. Jane was now across the other side of her office actually scared for his life when Cho, Rigsby and Van Pelt came in.

"Um what's happening boss" Van Pelt said kind of confused.

"this IDIOT thought it would be funny to blow a freekin Kazoo in my, making me spill my coffee everywhere"

"actually your the one who let go of your cup" Jane mumbled.

"dude you are screwed" Rigsby said trying not to laugh.

"yeah Rigsbys right" said Cho "come on guys lets watch from a safe distance "

The three left and started to watch the argument unfold from the bullpen. Lisbons white shirt was now brown and dripping wet as she stared at Jane waiting for him to say something.

"I'm so sorry Lisbon please don't hurt me"

"I was thinking of punching you but that might hurt my hand so I think I might throw something at you instead" she said with a smirk.

"Lets think about this first Lisbon...for my sake?"

"How about no" she said through gritted teeth. This was the final straw she was pissed. "give me the kazoo NOW" Jane reached into his pocket quickly pulling it out and chucking it to her.

"Ok Lisbon I think you should calm down" Jane said shakily.

"CALM DOWN... I will not CALM DOWN" Lisbons screams echoed through the bullpen. Reaching behind her, still glaring at Jane, she grabbed the closed object to her, a stapler. She picked it up and flung it at Jane. It hit him square in the head leaving a gash just big enough to make it bleed enough to make Lisbon worried. Jane looked at her not quite believing she just through a stapler at him but he saw the guilty look in her eyes and stopped him self from saying something to make her feel worse.

"Umm here you go Jane you can have your kazoo back" Lisbon said awkwardly as she chucked it back "Just don't do anything like that again"

"Thank you Lisbon" Jane said with a smile as he skipped out into the bullpen.

"Who knew a kazoo could cause that much trouble" Lisbon mutter to herself as she ran out off her office to get Jane. "JANE" Lisbon yelled out.

"Yes my dear" Jane called back.

"Your head... is still bleeding"

"Oh yeah I forgot about that thanks" Jane said as he leapt of his couch and walked to the toilets.

"now THAT was funny" Cho said trying to keep a straight face, which made the rest of the team burst out laughing, even Lisbon.

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