chiv-id: OMG, I just saw the Hellboy 2 trailer, and it kicked ass! I so wanna watch it now! This is where I drew my inspiration from for this story.
Hellboy: Wha...? How'd I get here?
chiv-id: Oh, hey, just so you know: this-is-a-fanfiction.
Hellboy: I'm not dumb, course I know that. (looks around) Why am I here?
chiv-id: To tell the readers of the disclaimer!
Hellboy: ...That's it?
chiv-id: Well, that and you have to fight the monster in the next chapter...
Hellboy: ...Ah, well, here it goes...
Disclaimer: chiv-id don't own Hellboy...who the hell is...'Guillermo?' Anyway, she does own Phi'Nadell and other made up characters.
I Hate Psychics
Prologue:
Name: Mera Gibbons (Phi'Nadell)
Age: 23 years old (real age…er…don't really know, but she's super old!)
Official Looks: Long, straight white hair, black skin with tribal markings all over her, amber eyes, lithe but strong body, size B bust, long legs, slightly pointed ears, looks to be about her fake age (23), has the tattoo of the Royal seal on the back of her right shoulder
Disguise: Long wavy blonde hair, green eyes, one tattoo of the Royal Seal on the back of her shoulder (usually concealed), ivory skin, size B bust, long legs, lithe but strong body
Personality: Considered an outcast of the elven race, Phi'Nadell is actually half elf, half shape shifter, an abomination because of her appearance. However, taken in by the King, she becomes one of the best of the King's guards and one of the greatest magical assassins in the underworld. Quick-witted and strong, Phi'Nadell's shape shifting ability is one of the greatest, despite being a half-breed. She's extremely loyal to anyone of the royal family, but in particular, to the King and his daughter. Typically calm and serious for most situations, she has no love life and rarely has any fun, though many have sought her hand as she grew older and became more and more beautiful, whether it be through attraction or want of a powerful ally. Her appearance gave her the nickname of the "Dark Elf" in the magical underworld.
chiv-id: Okay, that's the prologue, now onto the next chapter!
Hellboy: Hold on, need my gun.
chiv-id: Well, we'll move on while you get your gun. Read on!